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  1. In message <[email hidden]>, Simon
    Brooke <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    The basis of the scheme is: the employer buys the bike,
    and reclaims VAT. The employer gives the bike into the employee's
    keeping, and the employee (at least theoretically) uses it to ride to
    work. Over three years the value of the bike is written down on the
    employer's books to virtually nothing ('depreciation'😉 at which point
    the employer sells the employee the bike for 50p. In the meantime the
    employer can pay for servicing and maintenance (it's 'their' bike after
    all).

    Last year I forwarded the relevant URLs to the HR director at my work. I
    heard nothing until an announcement at the last staff meeting a couple
    of weeks ago about benefits being extended.

    Among a number of proposed perks was the half price bike and/or computer
    scheme - though the director making the announcement (not the HR
    director) seemed not quite able to fathom why anyone would want a half
    price bike.

    More details to follow, I hope.

    --
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  2. On 14 Feb 2005 11:59:04 GMT, Mark Thompson
    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Neither. They are almost without exception Works of Stan, which
    should be smashed in and done away with as soon as possible.

    Quoted message said:

    So it's you that has been making them unrideable by scattering pieces of
    glass all over them.

    Point of information, Mr Speaker: they were largely unrideable
    beforehand, requiring no additional broken glass to achieve this feat.

    Guy
    --
    "then came ye chavves, theyre cartes girded wyth candels
    blue, and theyre beastes wyth straynge horn-lyke thyngs
    onn theyre arses that theyre fartes be herde from myles
    around." Chaucer, the Sheppey Tales

  3. "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    You probably won't convince her - its most likely an emotional not
    logical issue for her.

    Emotional???? What a pile of sexist [censored] is this!!!!!!

    Vivian
    -------
    "We learned more from a three minute record than we ever learned in school".
    No Surrender

  4. Vivian said:

    "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    You probably won't convince her - its most likely an emotional not
    logical issue for her.

    Quoted message said:

    Emotional???? What a pile of sexist [censored] is this!!!!!!

    Who said it is sexist? There is no logic to her arguement. If the same
    argument came from a man there would still be no logic to it. It would
    be an emotional arguement either way.

    I think you are reading it through slightly tinted glasses, rather than
    taking the facts as they stand.

    ...d

  5. Simon Brooke said:


    Over three years the value of the bike is written down on the
    employer's books to virtually nothing ('depreciation'😉 at which point
    the employer sells the employee the bike for 50p.

    That's where it goes wrong. When they sell it to you if its below the
    market value you would pay tax/NIC on the benefit in kind you are
    receiving. So if the market value was say £200 at that point and you
    paid 50p for it you would be taxed on the £199.50 difference. The
    depreciated book value is irrelevant otherwise companies could buy a
    car, store it for 12 months and write it down over that period and then
    sell it to the employee for 50p.

    For low depreciation bikes like Bromptons it probably works out much
    more expensive this way.

    Tony

  6. Vivian said:

    "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    You probably won't convince her - its most likely an emotional not
    logical issue for her.

    Emotional???? What a pile of sexist [censored] is this!!!!!!

    Only if you want to misinterpret it as such. In this circumstance it
    was a she but if it had been a man I would have made exactly the same
    comment.

    Tony

  7. Tony Raven said:


    Only if you want to misinterpret it as such. In this circumstance it

    Quoted message said:

    was a she but if it had been a man I would have made exactly the same

    Quoted message said:

    comment.

    Tony

    You've rather slaughtered your own argument there Tony. I too think
    her problem is likely to be emotional, but unlike you I didn't make the
    assumption that it's related to her gender.

  8. LSMike said:
    Tony Raven said:

    Only if you want to misinterpret it as such. In this circumstance it

    Quoted message said:

    was a she but if it had been a man I would have made exactly the same

    Quoted message said:

    comment.

    Tony

    You've rather slaughtered your own argument there Tony. I too think
    her problem is likely to be emotional, but unlike you I didn't make the
    assumption that it's related to her gender.

    ?????? How on earth do you make that conclusions from what I said?

    Tony

  9. Jon Senior said:
    Vivian said:

    Emotional???? What a pile of sexist [censored] is this!!!!!!

    Am I the only one who assumed this was tongue-in-cheek? ;-)

    KEYBOARD!!!!!

    ...d

  10. Tony Raven said:

    ?????? How on earth do you make that conclusions from what I said?

    Tony

    Whoops, I'm really sorry, I misread the quoting completely. I agree
    completely with you, I don't think there was anything sexist about your
    original comment.

  11. Jon Senior said:
    Vivian said:

    Emotional???? What a pile of sexist [censored] is this!!!!!!

    Am I the only one who assumed this was tongue-in-cheek? ;-)

    YCWBR

    Tony

  12. Vivian said:

    Emotional???? What a pile of sexist [censored] is this!!!!!!

    Am I the only one who assumed this was tongue-in-cheek? ;-)

    Jon

  13. Richard Bates said:

    A fellow employee at my new job is a little vocal about the fact that
    I am having a bike shed provided for me.

    What good arguments can I use to convince that it is no big deal.

    I thought about trying to discover how much it costs to provide a
    car-space (and hoping that it is more than the land occupied by my
    shed)

    There is also the fact that by me not using a car, it is easier for
    her to park her car.

    What other arguments can you provide me with?

    Thanks, Rich x


    Not much help but I wouldnt bother - you will likely only get the same
    kind of response you get when you try to reason with the uk.tossport
    brigade.

  14. turkeytickler said:
    Richard Bates said:

    A fellow employee at my new job is a little vocal about the fact that
    I am having a bike shed provided for me.

    What good arguments can I use to convince that it is no big deal.

    I thought about trying to discover how much it costs to provide a
    car-space (and hoping that it is more than the land occupied by my
    shed)

    There is also the fact that by me not using a car, it is easier for
    her to park her car.

    What other arguments can you provide me with?

    Thanks, Rich x


    Not much help but I wouldnt bother - you will likely only get the same
    kind of response you get when you try to reason with the uk.tossport
    brigade.

    We could play uk.tosspot bingo.

    Everyone picks three [censored] arguements. The winner is the first person to
    have all three quoted by Richard's victim..

    I'll go first:

    "cyclists don't pay road tax"
    "Roads were made for cars"
    "Cyclists shouldn't get preferential treatment" (like car drivers don't
    when the company provides parking spaces but not cycleracks)

    He he.. nasty thought.

    How about a DIY sheffield rack? Get a couple of large concrete blocks, a
    sheffield stand that can be attatched to them, and plonk it in the
    middle of a parking space (you will need a sack truck or similar to move
    appropriately sized blocks.) then lock your bike to it. That surely must
    be fair, one parking space per person.

    ...d

  15. Tony Raven said:
    Jon Senior said:
    Vivian said:

    Emotional???? What a pile of sexist [censored] is this!!!!!!

    Am I the only one who assumed this was tongue-in-cheek? ;-)

    YCWBR

    Tony


    it was prob the OP's mate from work :-)

  16. Jon Senior said:
    Vivian said:

    Emotional???? What a pile of sexist [censored] is this!!!!!!

    Am I the only one who assumed this was tongue-in-cheek? ;-)

    I think not. To make a comment like that in earnest would be
    more a Thornbury-ism than the response of an intelligent being.
    A womans-hour extremist might perhaps have taken offence,
    but not with not with that level of excess punctuation.

    The followups to it are mildly amusing ...

    Eshkujhe me, annovver glaash if you pleedge..hic!

    --
    Nick Kew

  17. in message <[email hidden]>, Tony Raven

    (') said:
    Simon Brooke said:


    Over three years the value of the bike is written down on the
    employer's books to virtually nothing ('depreciation'😉 at which point
    the employer sells the employee the bike for 50p.

    That's where it goes wrong. When they sell it to you if its below the
    market value you would pay tax/NIC on the benefit in kind you are
    receiving. So if the market value was say £200 at that point and you
    paid 50p for it you would be taxed on the £199.50 difference. The
    depreciated book value is irrelevant otherwise companies could buy a
    car, store it for 12 months and write it down over that period and
    then sell it to the employee for 50p.

    Don't shoot the messenger. It's legal and treasury approved. Whether
    it's good accounting practice isn't for me to say. All I said is it's
    an exceedingly tax-efficient way of paying a bonus to cyclists.

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

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  18. Richard Bates of said:
    you know? said:

    Try: "Yes, good, isn't it? Plus, with the IR176 scheme, they will pay
    half the cost of the bike as well."

    It's a registered charity - do the same tax rules apply?

    As the charity is your employer, then for income tax and NI, yes. For VAT,
    probably not. Simplification of horribly complicated rules coming up. Most
    charities can't register for VAT because they aren't providing VATable
    services. Even if they do e.g. by running a retail outlet, the VAT they can
    recover is limited to the costs incurred by that part of their activities.
    So unless what you do for your employer is for the purposes of something
    VATable, the VAT won't be reclaimable.

    IANA(T)L, but I am a tax accountant, although it's ten years since I worked
    as one.
    --
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  19. Vivian said:

    "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    You probably won't convince her - its most likely an emotional not
    logical issue for her.

    Emotional???? What a pile of sexist [censored] is this!!!!!!

    Dont read it then. Ahhh, too late, as you were then.

  20. David Martin said:
    turkeytickler said:
    Richard Bates said:

    A fellow employee at my new job is a little vocal about the fact that
    I am having a bike shed provided for me.

    What good arguments can I use to convince that it is no big deal.

    I thought about trying to discover how much it costs to provide a
    car-space (and hoping that it is more than the land occupied by my
    shed)

    There is also the fact that by me not using a car, it is easier for
    her to park her car.

    What other arguments can you provide me with?

    Thanks, Rich x


    Not much help but I wouldnt bother - you will likely only get the same
    kind of response you get when you try to reason with the uk.tossport
    brigade.

    We could play uk.tosspot bingo.

    Oi, yous people is messing with my moniker, you know that dont you. Any
    more of this and I'll have the puncture fairies round your back wheel.

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