You won't catch me making any cheap jokes here - I'm using me loaf.
Well, I'm not going to knock my pan out trying to keep up; I'm a plain sort of person and would be bound to make a bloomer, which would brown you all off. I've really muffin useful to contribute, so I'll just roll my bike down the street.
Simon, who thinks all these puns are a pain (au chocolat).
You all just trying to butter me up.
Helen, please don't mention the olive oil.
Why? If we cold press you would you admit to being virgin?