girraffe

I'd rather ride a giraffe than a unicycle. A big one. With a long neck
and the horn things that aren't sharp but you still know that they're
horns because they're near the ear area where they would be on another
animal. For instance, a deer, which is also a slight relative to the
giraffe. But deer live in the woods mainly in North America and Europe.
You will not find deer on the Sarengetti Plains in Africa, not in
Italy. In Italy there are many stores that sell pizza, none of them
have to do with deer, but they have delicious pizza. Usually pepperoni
is sliced thinly like a banana. Bananas are the color yellow, much like
the sun that we see during the day. But few people know that the sun is
actually white if you go into outer space. Scientists estimate our sun
has several billion billion years left before it becomes a red dwarf
then supernovas. Dwarfs were also featured in the movie Lord of the
Rings, which in my opinion is pretty boring. A good movie would be
Freddy Got Fingered starring Tom Green. Green is also a color. Many
things we see in everyday life are green. This is caused by a chemical
known as chlorophyll. You'll find it in many things such as plants and
trees and moss. It absorbs sunlight and converts it to energy for the
plant to use. Other things that absorb sunlight are fish. The ones at
the bottom of the ocean absorb what little light they can and project
it out so they can see what they're doing. However, these fish are not
at the true bottom of the ocean. They are very deep, but they are not
at the deepest, darkest depths. We cannot go to the deepest, darkest
depths because if we did, the amount of water above us would crush us.
It is ironic that water, the thing where all life comes from, would
kill us in such a mean and grizzly way. Grizzly bears are also very
grizzly, hence the name grizzly bear. Speaking of grizzly bears, a man
named Timothy Treadwell lived with them for 13 summer before being
eaten. His story is featured in another great movie, Grizzly Man.
Another grizzly item is the great business idea known as the Grizzly
Express. There is Panda Express, which serves Chinese food, then there
is the Polar Express which is a train and a book. The Grizzly Express
is the hybrid of these 2. It is a train that drives around the country,
giving out Chinese food to all the boys and girls. Speaking of boys and
girls, we need to talk about a more serious subject: pedophilia.
Pedophilia is not cool. People like Albert Fish raped and killed little
children and then ate them. Not cool. Things that are cool though are
giraffes. You can ride them around and use their longs necks as a crane
to lift things and take things from the tree beasts.

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quabcolon said:

I'd rather ride a giraffe than a unicycle. A big one. With a long neck
and the horn things that aren't sharp but you still know that they're
horns because they're near the ear area where they would be on another
animal. For instance, a deer, which is also a slight relative to the
giraffe. But deer live in the woods mainly in North America and Europe.
You will not find deer on the Sarengetti Plains in Africa, not in
Italy. In Italy there are many stores that sell pizza, none of them
have to do with deer, but they have delicious pizza. Usually pepperoni
is sliced thinly like a banana. Bananas are the color yellow, much like
the sun that we see during the day. But few people know that the sun is
actually white if you go into outer space. Scientists estimate our sun
has several billion billion years left before it becomes a red dwarf
then supernovas. Dwarfs were also featured in the movie Lord of the
Rings, which in my opinion is pretty boring. A good movie would be
Freddy Got Fingered starring Tom Green. Green is also a color. Many
things we see in everyday life are green. This is caused by a chemical
known as chlorophyll. You'll find it in many things such as plants and
trees and moss. It absorbs sunlight and converts it to energy for the
plant to use. Other things that absorb sunlight are fish. The ones at
the bottom of the ocean absorb what little light they can and project
it out so they can see what they're doing. However, these fish are not
at the true bottom of the ocean. They are very deep, but they are not
at the deepest, darkest depths. We cannot go to the deepest, darkest
depths because if we did, the amount of water above us would crush us.
It is ironic that water, the thing where all life comes from, would
kill us in such a mean and grizzly way. Grizzly bears are also very
grizzly, hence the name grizzly bear. Speaking of grizzly bears, a man
named Timothy Treadwell lived with them for 13 summer before being
eaten. His story is featured in another great movie, Grizzly Man.
Another grizzly item is the great business idea known as the Grizzly
Express. There is Panda Express, which serves Chinese food, then there
is the Polar Express which is a train and a book. The Grizzly Express
is the hybrid of these 2. It is a train that drives around the country,
giving out Chinese food to all the boys and girls. Speaking of boys and
girls, we need to talk about a more serious subject: pedophilia.
Pedophilia is not cool. People like Albert Fish raped and killed little
children and then ate them. Not cool. Things that are cool though are
giraffes. You can ride them around and use their longs necks as a crane
to lift things and take things from the tree beasts.

Your an ass...'Nuff said.

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trials_uni said:

Your an ass...'Nuff said.

I like your signature. I think it's very very true.

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quabcolon said:

I like your signature. I think it's very very true.

Funny the fact that I diagree eh?

N o w p l e a s e b a n t h e p e r s o n I ' m Q u o t i
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dunawan said:

why are koxx one unicycles so costly???

forrestunifreak said:

They are expensive because they use only the finest soft drink cans.

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Dunawan and forrestunifreak don't deserve to be banned....

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quabcolon said:

Dunawan and forrestunifreak don't deserve to be banned....

Yes but thats my sig, in my post I was quoating quabcolon.
Now you have option to accept that unicycle rules or you can.... 😉

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dunawan said:

why are koxx one unicycles so costly???

forrestunifreak said:

They are expensive because they use only the finest soft drink cans.

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thejdw said:

Yes but thats my sig, in my post I was quoating quabcolon.
Now you have option to accept that unicycle rules or you can.... 😉

I can wink my right eye just like that guy.

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You like dodging questions 😉

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dunawan said:

why are koxx one unicycles so costly???

forrestunifreak said:

They are expensive because they use only the finest soft drink cans.

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You like putting the winking face and saying I'm dodging questions when
there was no question, douche.

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quabcolon said:

You like putting the winking face and saying I'm dodging questions when
there was no question, douche.

yes but I know more about you than you think 😉

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dunawan said:

why are koxx one unicycles so costly???

forrestunifreak said:

They are expensive because they use only the finest soft drink cans.

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You're a pedophile you 13 year old.

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quabcolon said:

You're a pedophile you 13 year old.

no

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dunawan said:

why are koxx one unicycles so costly???

forrestunifreak said:

They are expensive because they use only the finest soft drink cans.

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quabcolon said:

You're a pedophile you 13 year old.

Wow. Just because you are searching for a catamite doesn't mean you
can get all uppity.

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dont mess with my friends
im not joking

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unifreak7 said:

IT makes me mad how skianduniaddict is so much better than me at
street.
-Shaun JOhanneson

unifreak7 said:

skianduniaddict kicks my ass at street
-Shaun JOhanneson

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