giro nose job ?

On Thu, 31 May 2007 20:56:39 -0700, Howard Kveck <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Never take a tenant with a monkey.

http://people.redhat.com/blizzard/monkeys.txt

I LIKE MONKEYS
I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn
cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real
bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the
frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.

I like monkeys

Ron

Effect pedal demo's up at http://www.soundclick.com/ronsonicpedalry

What is with his nose ?
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/giro07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/giro07/giro0717/fs026

RonSonic said:

I like monkeys

You are a sick sick man. Did you write that spur of the moment?

-M

Howard Kveck said:

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SandM said:

What is with his nose ?
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/giro07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/giro07
/giro0717/fs026

He's wearing a Breathe Right strip.

http://www.breatheright.com/products/nasal_strips.asp

i call them "nose bras"

Marian said:

RonSonic said:

I like monkeys

You are a sick sick man. Did you write that spur of the moment?

No, I lack that sort of off-hand, twisted brilliance it's just one of those
things getting passed around teh internets. I'd just gotten it from someone at
work the other day and the "don't rent" line brought it to mind. If you google
any part of that you'll be amazed at how far it's gotten.

Ron

Ron

Effect pedal demo's up at http://www.soundclick.com/ronsonicpedalry

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Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

SandM said:

What is with his nose ?
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/giro07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/giro07
/giro0717/fs026

He's wearing a Breathe Right strip.

http://www.breatheright.com/products/nasal_strips.asp

Will doping never end!

Caroline

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RonSonic said:

On Thu, 31 May 2007 20:56:39 -0700, Howard Kveck <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Never take a tenant with a monkey.

http://people.redhat.com/blizzard/monkeys.txt

I LIKE MONKEYS
I like monkeys.

Heehee... Now that's just silly - not at all like the sensible thing I had there
(heh).

I'm not your monkey boy
I'm not your little toy
I won't just dance for you
Just cuz you tell me to

Monkey boy! (monkey boy)
Monkey boy! (monkey boy)

I'm not your plaything
To lead around by a nose ring
I'm not your instrument
For you to implement

Etc...

"Monkey Boy", M.I.R.V.

--
tanx,
Howard

Never take a tenant with a monkey.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

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Marlene Blanshay said:

Howard Kveck said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

SandM said:

What is with his nose ?
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/giro07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/gir
o07
/giro0717/fs026

He's wearing a Breathe Right strip.

http://www.breatheright.com/products/nasal_strips.asp

i call them "nose bras"

Heh, "lift and separate!"

--
tanx,
Howard

Never take a tenant with a monkey.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

An nose job is a great surgery and is all very popular. I have seen those photos of cycle racing. The giro has apply breathe strip o her nose. Is he had a nose job done or not. Well for any infromation about the nose job visit to http://www.nosejobguide.com/ .

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Originally Posted by SandM [IMG]/img/forum/go_quote.gif[/IMG]

What is with his nose ?

It's an anti-snore strip. It's an adhesive plastic strip that pulls the skin on the nose outward, causing the nasal passages to open slightly.

They do reduce snoring. I don't know if they may you ride faster, though I might try them if I had a big ride and I was fighting a head cold.