Getting chicked! :-p

Ok. i apologize. My riding sucks and I am stupid.

At least I am not fat and ugly.

Mr. Beanz said:

If you come to California try the Cool Breeze double metric. I did it before. 126 miles (exact?) with 7600 ft. They may have changed the numbers a bit. But it is a very popular ride. I did it once but like many of the popular rides it was overcrowded. But should be fun for a visitor.

How much climbing in your March ride?

I seem to remember seeing a profile where it was about 2000 feet of climbing, but you're not talking mountains, just climb a hill, go downhill, then go up another hill. I won't need anything other than my 12-21 cassette. Now, if you're talking about 7,000 feet of climbing like what is in CA, then I would have to change my rear cassette.

Here is the cue sheet. There are some other downloads there, but they come out in GPX files, something that a Garmin could probably interpret. I did open one of the files with Word, but the readout didn't make sense. It was probably in Garminese.

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B2VcLNFg-N8SfldTbEdqQVlKNHVtRUVGaUNUcWhXX0pBMlF2RUE1X3ZSU3FfOWh4YUV4ZDA&usp=sharing

The key is not to take a wrong turn if I happen to get dropped.

Easier for me to read 😄
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/7273579

That is pretty flat.

Mr. Beanz said:

If you come to California try the Cool Breeze double metric. I did it before. 126 miles (exact?) with 7600 ft. They may have changed the numbers a bit. But it is a very popular ride. I did it once but like many of the popular rides it was overcrowded. But should be fun for a visitor.

How much climbing in your March ride?

One day, you should think of doing the Assault on Mt. Mitchell. The ride starts in Spartanburg, SC and ends up at the highest mountain in NC, Mt. Mitchell. It is billed as one of the 10 toughest rides in the US. I did it about 10 times, but haven't done it since 2004. It's coming up in May or June sometime, but you probably won't make the cut. You have to be a member of the local bike club, Spartanburg Freewheelers just to get a ticket. Now, if you want to do the 75 mile ride to Marion, you can make that. They have just about made it damn near impossible to get a ticket, unless you're a local in the club You used to see a lot of pros doing it as a tune up ride for the Tour de France. One of the local boys, George Hincapie used to do it quite often, but I guess he's not allowed anymore due to the doping scandal.

http://www.freewheelers.info/assaults/assaults-register.html

Mr. Beanz said:

Easier for me to read 😄
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/7273579

That is pretty flat.

2,800 feet of climbing? Gulp. Well, when you factor in all the little climbs and then where you lose it and have to gain it all back again, yeah. Maybe the downhills will make the ride go faster.

Yeah, I saw this profile before, but I never knew where it came from. I think a lady friend of mine reproduced it on her Garmin.

Bicycleman said:

One day, you should think of doing the Assault on Mt. Mitchell. The ride starts in Spartanburg, SC and ends up at the highest mountain in NC, Mt. Mitchell. It is billed as one of the 10 toughest rides in the US. I did it about 10 times, but haven't done it since 2004. It's coming up in May or June sometime, but you probably won't make the cut. You have to be a member of the local bike club, Spartanburg Freewheelers just to get a ticket. Now, if you want to do the 75 mile ride to Marion, you can make that. They have just about made it damn near impossible to get a ticket, unless you're a local in the club You used to see a lot of pros doing it as a tune up ride for the Tour de France. One of the local boys, George Hincapie used to do it quite often, but I guess he's not allowed anymore due to the doping scandal.

http://www.freewheelers.info/assaults/assaults-register.html

I'm not a traveler so I wouldn't pay that much to travel to another place to do rides that I can do here for free, Plus 7500 ft in 60 miles isn't much of a challenge to spend the money. The ride I posted earlier had 112,000 in 72 miles. So no doubt I could do it, just not willing to pay for the travel. 😄

Our local ride GMR is nearly 5000 ft in 20 miles. Heck, when I get to training for the big ride I do it one and a half times for preparation. 7500 ft in 55 miles. :p

Weatherby said:

Ok. i apologize. My riding sucks and I am stupid.

At least I am not fat and ugly.

You guys are killing me. I just spit coffee all over my keyboard.

Mr. Beanz said:

I'm not a traveler so I wouldn't pay that much to travel to another place to do rides that I can do here for free, Plus 7500 ft in 60 miles isn't much of a challenge to spend the money. The ride I posted earlier had 112,000 in 72 miles. So no doubt I could do it, just not willing to pay. 😄

Our local ride GMR is nearly 5000 ft in 20 miles. Heck, when I get to training for the big ride I do it one and a half times for preparation. 7500 ft in 55 miles. :p

How old did you say you are? 25?

My traveling days are over, too. I retired from civil service so they had me going everywhere with the only drawback that I couldn't take my bike. I liked the time I spent in San Diego. If only I had the bike. I ran every day, though.

Bicycleman said:

2,800 feet of climbing? Gulp. Well, when you factor in all the little climbs and then where you lose it and have to gain it all back again, yeah. Maybe the downhills will make the ride go faster.

Yeah, I saw this profile before, but I never knew where it came from. I think a lady friend of mine reproduced it on her Garmin.

I can't tell exactly how it looks with the profile alone but if it is up and down it can be tough. A local ride is up for about a mile at 7%, then down. Can be tough if not used to climbing.

If it is rolling, it can be a very fast ride. We've been on some rolling hills where we are just flying at 23 or so. If this is the case, you got it made! 😎

Bicycleman said:

How old did you say you are? 25?

My traveling days are over, too. I retired from civil service so they had me going everywhere with the only drawback that I couldn't take my bike. I liked the time I spent in San Diego. If only I had the bike. I ran every day, though.

25? 😄 Ha ha ha, no 52!

Old fat ugly guy! I rode my old fat ugly 1997 roadie yesterday! :p

Good thing I don't have a lot of white hair or I would look 72. 😄 Gina is 53 and no, she doesn't dye her hair. Not much white either.

Mr. Beanz said:

25? 😄 Ha ha ha, no 52!

Old fat ugly guy! I rode my old fat ugly 1997 roadie yesterday! :p

Good thing I don't have a lot of white hair or I would look 72. 😄 Gina is 53 and no, she doesn't dye her hair. Not much white either.

Mr. Beanz said:

I can't tell exactly how it looks with the profile alone but if it is up and down it can be tough. A local ride is up for about a mile at 7%, then down. Can be tough if not used to climbing.

If it is rolling, it can be a very fast ride. We've been on some rolling hills where we are just flying at 23 or so. If this is the case, you got it made! 😎

Bunch of kids. I'm 70, and my wife is 62. She won't ride unless it has 4 legs. She is the equestrian of the family.

I watched your videos. It looks like you do a lot of ogling of all those pretty half naked girls. Does Gina know this?😉

Bicycleman said:

I watched your videos. It looks like you do a lot of ogling of all those pretty half naked girls. Does Gina know this?

Of course! That is one of the most asked questions. Gina knows everything I post. I have a blog and if I post things there that other riders see. Often times they will ask her if she has seen my blog. Of course, I don't hide anything. If I did then she wouldn't trust me.

It all started when I happened to post a picture in a cycling forum. A friend with a picture of a gal in the background wearing a bikini. A few forum members pm'd me asking for more. As well as a few on the forum posts. Stating they were in other states and had not sights like the ones we enjoy here. I told Gina about it and told her I had plans to post more bikini pics as it attracted views. Between that and the cycling pics, the thread attracted 20,000 views per year. So I continued.

I still get requests for more girly pics every now and then. On rides, other guys have commented on the pics and videos. I started my blog because a couple of fat ugly hags complained about non family material. I really don't ink some of the girls are all that attractive imo, but it seems to be what guys want to see and what attracts views. I'd rather see 40+ women myself with meat on them. The girl is in the latest video is a toothpick with fake [censored]. Something I am not attracted to but other guys are.

If you look you can see Gina in the back ground watching me record her. She's also seen my other video of the slo mo big boobed girl on my youtube channel. I actually think it is funny that guys ask me this question. Only 2 out of everybody I communicate with have had not so positive feedback. But if you look at the view count on a bike ride video, I can get anywhere from 40-200 views. The slo mo [censored] girl video has 5,116 views!:eek: So where am I going to attract more views on my blog? Posting pictures of my ugly friend Jose or a big boobed girl? 😄

To be honest, I get tired of the girly pics but it attracts viewers and conversation. :p There used to be a whole lot more pics and videos but I've deleted a lot of them.

Take a look at this picture. Gina and I were on the way back from Vegas when we stopped at the Alien Beef jerky store. I was posing by the little space ship they have outside when Gina took my picture. I had no idea but after the picture she asked, did you notice I took the picture of you because the girl behind you had big [censored] he he he!". I told her sex sells and she knows it. And yes, this picture went on my blog.🙂

Gina took this picture![ATTACH=full]1346[/ATTACH]

Well, I didn't notice the size of her breastices, but I did notice there's a little green man standing on h...hey! Did you get a load of the size of those sweater puppies?!?! Wowzer!

Mr. Beanz said:

Of course! That is one of the most asked questions. Gina knows everything I post. I have a blog and if I post things there that other riders see. Often times they will ask her if she has seen my blog. Of course, I don't hide anything. If I did then she wouldn't trust me.

It all started when I happened to post a picture in a cycling forum. A friend with a picture of a gal in the background wearing a bikini. A few forum members pm'd me asking for more. As well as a few on the forum posts. Stating they were in other states and had not sights like the ones we enjoy here. I told Gina about it and told her I had plans to post more bikini pics as it attracted views. Between that and the cycling pics, the thread attracted 20,000 views per year. So I continued.

I still get requests for more girly pics every now and then. On rides, other guys have commented on the pics and videos. I started my blog because a couple of fat ugly hags complained about non family material. I really don't ink some of the girls are all that attractive imo, but it seems to be what guys want to see and what attracts views. I'd rather see 40+ women myself with meat on them. The girl is in the latest video is a toothpick with fake [censored]. Something I am not attracted to but other guys are.

If you look you can see Gina in the back ground watching me record her. She's also seen my other video of the slo mo big boobed girl on my youtube channel. I actually think it is funny that guys ask me this question. Only 2 out of everybody I communicate with have had not so positive feedback. But if you look at the view count on a bike ride video, I can get anywhere from 40-200 views. The slo mo [censored] girl video has 5,116 views!:eek: So where am I going to attract more views on my blog? Posting pictures of my ugly friend Jose or a big boobed girl? 😄

To be honest, I get tired of the girly pics but it attracts viewers and conversation. :p There used to be a whole lot more pics and videos but I've deleted a lot of them.

Take a look at this picture. Gina and I were on the way back from Vegas when we stopped at the Alien Beef jerky store. I was posing by the little space ship they have outside when Gina took my picture. I had no idea but after the picture she asked, did you notice I took the picture of you because the girl behind you had big [censored] he he he!". I told her sex sells and she knows it. And yes, this picture went on my blog.🙂

Gina took this picture![ATTACH=full]1346[/ATTACH]

The girl is either taking a selfie or a picture of your back.

Hey, I didn't know you had a porno site. I'll be sure to check out the sights.

Bicycleman said:

The girl is either taking a selfie or a picture of your back.

Hey, I didn't know you had a porno site. I'll be sure to check out the sights.

Don't look if you are offended. I mean most of it was by the request of men.😉

Mr. Beanz said:

Don't look if you are offended. I mean most of it was by the request of men.😉

Hey, I don't care. The eyes are for seeing. I can't help what appears before them.

Okay, I looked, and it looks like what you have posted here, already. I feel cheated I want my money back.:p

Bicycleman said:

Hey, I don't care. The eyes are for seeing. I can't help what appears before them.

Okay, I looked, and it looks like what you have posted here, already. I feel cheated I want my money back.:p

You probably didn't find the big [censored] slo mo video.

I got to wait until late, or my wife will catch me looking at this and call me a pervert.😄

Nice photo. Cute couple.

You guys ride?

Mr. Beanz said:

25? 😄 Ha ha ha, no 52!

Old fat ugly guy! I rode my old fat ugly 1997 roadie yesterday! :p

Good thing I don't have a lot of white hair or I would look 72. 😄 Gina is 53 and no, she doesn't dye her hair. Not much white either.

Weatherby said:

Nice photo. Cute couple.

You guys ride?

It's the only way I can keep myself sexy looking. 😉