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...and don't forget the teepee...

http://www.naturesplatform.com/

Long, long ago and far, far away I worked in a hotel on the ocean.

Always knew when the Japanese tour groups had checked in: footprints on the
toilet seats.

When I asked..... "You actually *sit* on that thing????? You mean you actually
let it touch your *skin*???". Couldn't think of a comeback at the
time...still can't.....but still do.
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(Pete Cresswell) said:

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Quoted message said:

...and don't forget the teepee...

http://www.naturesplatform.com/

Long, long ago and far, far away I worked in a hotel on the ocean.

Always knew when the Japanese tour groups had checked in: footprints
on the toilet seats.

When I asked..... "You actually *sit* on that thing????? You mean you
actually let it touch your *skin*???". Couldn't think of a
comeback at the time...still can't.....but still do.

Japanese tour groups *are* pretty funny. I like when they go to nude
beaches and take cameras but don't take off their white gloves..

Oh and I hear squatting is much better for your bowels than sitting, makes
sense to me.

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Japanese tour groups *are* pretty funny. I like when they go to nude
beaches and take cameras but don't take off their white gloves..

One thing I learned from them is that modesty goes beyond what you're wearing or
not wearing. They would routinely change clothes at the beach - not doing the
towel dance or anything...just taking all their street clothes off and the
putting their beach clothes on. But the way they would do it and where on the
beach they would do it you really would have had to stare unnaturally to see
anything.
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Jacobe Hazzard said:

Japanese tour groups *are* pretty funny. I like when they go to nude
beaches and take cameras but don't take off their white gloves..

Oh and I hear squatting is much better for your bowels than sitting, makes
sense to me.

why all those fancy bidets and stuff they have over there, then?

if I recall the bizarre photos I've seen, they mostly involve a regular
toilet seat, and alongside it some kind of upturned squirty thing with
different temperature water (sometimes both are integrated I guess).
squatting, bah. fine for the wilderness, but let's get real here.

and why are their feet so dirty? probably from standing on toilet seats
with footprints on them ;-) so which came first, the footprint or the
dirty feet...

bri

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why all those fancy bidets and stuff they have over there, then?

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8Y-HYS/movie.htm

However, I'm not sure I'd be smiling like the guy in the last frame.

John Harlow said:

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8Y-HYS/movie.htm

However, I'm not sure I'd be smiling like the guy in the last frame.

I'm very afraid to click at work!

thanks though....I think.
bri

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John Harlow said:

Quoted message said:

why all those fancy bidets and stuff they have over there, then?

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8Y-HYS/movie.htm

"Sit down on bowel"...indeed!

Bill "do Japanese have bad knees using these?" S.

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Quoted message said:

why all those fancy bidets and stuff they have over there, then?

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8Y-HYS/movie.htm

However, I'm not sure I'd be smiling like the guy in the last frame.

ROTFLMAO :-) Now that's some funny shiite!!!
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Quoted message said:

Jacobe Hazzard said:

Japanese tour groups *are* pretty funny. I like when they go to nude
beaches and take cameras but don't take off their white gloves..

Oh and I hear squatting is much better for your bowels than sitting, makes
sense to me.

why all those fancy bidets and stuff they have over there, then?

if I recall the bizarre photos I've seen, they mostly involve a regular
toilet seat, and alongside it some kind of upturned squirty thing with
different temperature water (sometimes both are integrated I guess).
squatting, bah. fine for the wilderness, but let's get real here.

and why are their feet so dirty? probably from standing on toilet seats
with footprints on them ;-) so which came first, the footprint or the
dirty feet...

bri

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I work with a guy that bought a $300 toilet seat for his fat-ass wife,
because she was to big to reach around and wipe. Guess that's one reason
having the squirty thing.

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Bill "do Japanese have bad knees using these?" S.

I read somewhere (long time ago...) that arthritis of the knee is endemic in
Japan.
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(Pete Cresswell) said:

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Bill "do Japanese have bad knees using these?" S.

I read somewhere (long time ago...) that arthritis of the knee is
endemic in Japan.

Seriously? Well then they should stop this 'kneeling-while-crapping' thing
and see if it helps!

At long last my contribution to humanity...
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