funny things to do on a bike

jake jamison said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along
the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development,
(there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so
many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i
decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!*
they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i
look back she is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Think again. (Or for the first time, evidently.)

Bill "whaddya, like, *8*?" S.

jake jamison said:

so many stoopd people walking out f it always

a true wordsmith

S o r n i wrote:
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Bill "whaddya, like, *8*?" S.

Yup. Google shows his favorite newsgroup to be rec.toys.action-figures...

Austin

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Thu, 06 May 2004 16:57:39 GMT,
<[email hidden]>, "jake jamison"

Quoted message said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual
sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking
out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever
is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she
is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

I thought it was about a four.
--
zk

kantspel says:

Quoted message said:

jake jamison said:

so many stoopd people walking out f it always

a true wordsmith

And coming from _you_ that means something... ;-P

Steve "couldn't resist"

Stephen Baker said:

kantspel says:

Quoted message said:

jake jamison said:

so many stoopd people walking out f it always

a true wordsmith

And coming from _you_ that means something... ;-P

Steve "couldn't resist"

I figured it was a special housing development for hunch-backs.

Matt

well.. since many people are scared [censored] of dogs.. you've done your best
to give cyclists a bad name with another group of people..

another stupid pet trick.

cheers

don
"jake jamison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the

usual

Quoted message said:

sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people

walking

Quoted message said:

out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at

whoever

Quoted message said:

is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not

looking,

Quoted message said:

*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other

lady

Quoted message said:

practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look

back she

Quoted message said:

is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Quoted message said:

"jake jamison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the

usual

Quoted message said:

sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot

of

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people

walking

Quoted message said:

out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at

whoever

Quoted message said:

is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not

looking,

Quoted message said:

*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other

lady

Quoted message said:

practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look

back she

Quoted message said:

is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Just curious what you would have done if she really did have a heart attack?
-tom

Thu, 6 May 2004 14:29:40 -0400, <[email hidden]>,

Don said:

well.. since many people are scared [censored] of dogs.. you've done your best
to give cyclists a bad name with another group of people..

Cyclists are traditionally considered scum by the worthless dull
witted masses of unwashed heathen plebes. His antics didn't
significantly change anyone's opinion of cyclists as a group.

I bark at coyotes. Doesn't scare them at all.
--
zk

Thu, 6 May 2004 11:43:48 -0700, <[email hidden]>,

Tom Nakashima said:

Just curious what you would have done if she really did have a heart attack?

Go back for the purse and jewellery of course.
--
zk

"jake jamison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the

usual

Quoted message said:

sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people

walking

Quoted message said:

out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at

whoever

Quoted message said:

is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not

looking,

Quoted message said:

*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other

lady

Quoted message said:

practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look

back she

Quoted message said:

is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

That makes a strange sort of sense ... they tell women if they're getting
attacked don't yell help, yell fire instead. Nobody pays attention to help.
It would seem a barking dog would get peoples better than most other things.

C.Q.C.

jake jamison said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along
the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development,
(there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so
many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i
decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!*
they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i
look back she is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

[censored]

"jake jamison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual
sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking
out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever
is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she
is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Excessively humourous.

Now you better run along, the bell is about to ring and you don't want
to be late for another fun afternoon with the other special ed
students.

jake jamison said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along
the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development,
(there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so
many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i
decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!*
they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i
look back she is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Looks like Li'l Jakie found the password to through the parental controls.
What's next, picking the lock on the liquor cabinet and throwing eggs at old
people? Go away, ya twit.

Tom

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"jake jamison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along
the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development,
(there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so
many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i
decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!*
they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i
look back she is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Excessively humourous.

Now you better run along, the bell is about to ring and you don't want
to be late for another fun afternoon with the other special ed
students.

I guess the short bus a back rack.

"jake jamison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the

usual

Quoted message said:

sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people

walking

Quoted message said:

out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at

whoever

Quoted message said:

is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not

looking,

Quoted message said:

*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other

lady

Quoted message said:

practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look

back she

Quoted message said:

is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Yes that was funny, about as hilarious as your pathetic troll attempt.

Keep up the decidedly below average work.

Shaun aRe