funny things to do on a bike

jake jamison said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my
bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame
housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the
sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people
walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide
to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
zooming up to this once couple who were not looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin.
this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was
so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy
clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Think again. (Or for the first time, evidently.)

Bill "whaddya, like, *8*?" S.

jake jamison said:

so many stoopd people walking out f it always

a true wordsmith

S o r n i wrote: <drivel snipped>

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Bill "whaddya, like, *8*?" S.

Yup. Google shows his favorite newsgroup to be rec.toys.action-
figures...

Austin

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Thu, 06 May 2004 16:57:39 GMT,
<[email hidden]>, "jake jamison"

Quoted message said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my
bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame
housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the
sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people
walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide
to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
zooming up to this once couple who were not looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin.
this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was
so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy
clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

I thought it was about a four.
--
zk

kantspel says:

Quoted message said:

jake jamison said:

so many stoopd people walking out f it always

a true wordsmith

And coming from _you_ that means something... ;-P

Steve "couldn't resist"

Stephen Baker said:

kantspel says:

Quoted message said:

jake jamison said:

so many stoopd people walking out f it always

a true wordsmith

And coming from _you_ that means something... ;-P

Steve "couldn't resist"

I figured it was a special housing development for hunch-
backs.

Matt

well.. since many people are scared [censored] of dogs..
you've done your best to give cyclists a bad name with
another group of people..

another stupid pet trick.

cheers

don "jake jamison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my
bike along the

usual

Quoted message said:

sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development,
(there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the
houses their, so many stoopd people

walking

Quoted message said:

out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark
real loud at

whoever

Quoted message said:

is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple
who were not

looking,

Quoted message said:

*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin.
this one other

lady

Quoted message said:

practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF!
WOOF!* when i look

back she

Quoted message said:

is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Quoted message said:

"jake jamison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my
bike along the

usual

Quoted message said:

sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development,
(there is a lot

of

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many
stoopd people

walking

Quoted message said:

out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to
bark real loud at

whoever

Quoted message said:

is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once
couple who were not

looking,

Quoted message said:

*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin.
this one other

lady

Quoted message said:

practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF!
WOOF!* when i look

back she

Quoted message said:

is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Just curious what you would have done if she really did have
a heart attack? -tom

Thu, 6 May 2004 14:29:40 -0400, <[email hidden]>,

Don said:

well.. since many people are scared [censored] of dogs..
you've done your best to give cyclists a bad name with
another group of people..

Cyclists are traditionally considered scum by the
worthless dull witted masses of unwashed heathen plebes.
His antics didn't significantly change anyone's opinion of
cyclists as a group.

I bark at coyotes. Doesn't scare them at all.
--
zk

Thu, 6 May 2004 11:43:48 -0700, <[email hidden]>,

Tom Nakashima said:

Just curious what you would have done if she really did
have a heart attack?

Go back for the purse and jewellery of course.
--
zk

"jake jamison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my
bike along the

usual

Quoted message said:

sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development,
(there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the
houses their, so many stoopd people

walking

Quoted message said:

out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark
real loud at

whoever

Quoted message said:

is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple
who were not

looking,

Quoted message said:

*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin.
this one other

lady

Quoted message said:

practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF!
WOOF!* when i look

back she

Quoted message said:

is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

That makes a strange sort of sense ... they tell women if
they're getting attacked don't yell help, yell fire instead.
Nobody pays attention to help. It would seem a barking dog
would get peoples better than most other things.

C.Q.C.

"jake jamison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my
bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame
housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the
sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people
walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide
to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
zooming up to this once couple who were not looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin.
this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was
so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy
clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Excessively humourous.

Now you better run along, the bell is about to ring and you
don't want to be late for another fun afternoon with the
other special ed students.

jake jamison said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my
bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame
housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the
sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people
walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide
to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
zooming up to this once couple who were not looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin.
this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was
so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy
clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Looks like Li'l Jakie found the password to through the
parental controls. What's next, picking the lock on the
liquor cabinet and throwing eggs at old people? Go
away, ya twit.

Tom

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"jake jamison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my
bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame
housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the
sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people
walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide
to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
zooming up to this once couple who were not looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin.
this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was
so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy
clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Excessively humourous.

Now you better run along, the bell is about to ring and
you don't want to be late for another fun afternoon with
the other special ed students.

I guess the short bus a back rack.

"jake jamison" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my
bike along the

usual

Quoted message said:

sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development,
(there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the
houses their, so many stoopd people

walking

Quoted message said:

out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark
real loud at

whoever

Quoted message said:

is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple
who were not

looking,

Quoted message said:

*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin.
this one other

lady

Quoted message said:

practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF!
WOOF!* when i look

back she

Quoted message said:

is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Yes that was funny, about as hilarious as your pathetic
troll attempt.

Keep up the decidedly below average work.

Shaun aRe

jake jamison said:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my
bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame
housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the
sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people
walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide
to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
zooming up to this once couple who were not looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin.
this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was
so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy
clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

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On Tue, 11 May 2004 18:54:10 GMT, [email hidden]

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Managers who say they didn't know are either incompetent or
outright lying. Take your choice with Rummy.

With multiple levels of command, it only takes one level
that is incompetent to disrupt your scenario. Otherwise
there would be no difference to report between units with
similar missions across the military.

Whatever her other responsibilties or guilt, there appears
to be a consensus of reports that the general in charge of
the unit had lax discipline, with the authority of command
open to anyone that claimed it at the ground - for that she
needs to go.

Curtis L. Russell Odenton, MD (USA) Just someone on
two wheels...

Curtis L. Russell said:

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Managers who say they didn't know are either incompetent
or outright lying. Take your choice with Rummy.

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With multiple levels of command, it only takes one level
that is incompetent to disrupt your scenario. Otherwise
there would be no difference to report between units with
similar missions across the military.

That is already a failure to perform. I've served in
military units that were well managed and in these there was
accountability for performance of the troops all the way up
to the top. That is why we have AGI inspections and
ombudsmen who hear scuttlebutt. The commander who has
incompetence in the chain of command is responsible to weed
that out. That function is a major error of commercial
enterprises that fail. That is often called MBWA (management
by walking around) an essential part of knowing what's going
on. The manager who doesn't know what's going on at the
action level is not managing.

That excuse is like the car driver who runs down a
bicyclist and is excused when he claims "I didn't see him".
Rummy says "I didn't know about it." That ignorance is a
court martial offense because not knowing about it is as
bad as initiating it.

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Whatever her other responsibilties or guilt, there appears
to be a consensus of reports that the general in charge of
the unit had lax discipline, with the authority of command
open to anyone that claimed it at the ground - for that
she needs to go.

I don't believe that for a minute. These orders came down
from the top and were reinforced by positive feedback for
having "softened up the prisoners". It's like Juliani
telling his police force to rough up street people to get
rid of them. That was illegal as well.

The same goes for out former sheriff who told his foot
soldiers to get tough with those law braking bicyclists.
You got the impression that the sheriff deputies had a
personal grudge against bicyclists. Of course their
subsequent courtesy after change of Sheriff was equally fro
the top down.

It is na?ve to think that these atrocities were generated at
the lowest levels.

Jobst Brandt [email hidden]

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Mark Hickey said:

I agree that those who are responsible will be held
accountable.

This time the military is not looking for Lt. Cally, they
are looking for Pvt Guilty while the generals claim they
saw nothing. Not only did they see it, they instigated it.

... and you know that how, exactly (other than possibly the
one female reservist general who was supposed to be in
charge)? I thought one of the principles of justice we're
trying to protect here was the "innocent until proven
guilty thing".

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But to assume that means every time some private in the
army does something improper we need to eliminate his or
her chain of command up to and including the president is
a little over the top, don't you think? If we sign up for
that program it'll be hard to know who the president is
on any given day. Heck, we'll probably get an opportunity
to hold the job for 15 minutes ourselves eventually.

I see you don't understand management. Let me repeat. In
this area bicyclists were harassed by Sheriff deputies who
wrote plenty of tickets. One spot in particular was a T-
intersection with a three way stop. Straight through
bicyclists passing on the non-intersecting side of the
street, when there was no traffic far and wide, would be
cited for failure to stop while equestrians could ride
merrily through on the same shoulder.

I guess I don't understand management if you describe
it that way.

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All this action ceased when we got a new sheriff and
suddenly the patrol cars became our friends. That is how
effective management is felt at the lowest echelons. The
tone of prison guards is molded by the instructions and
attitudes of superiors, what they encourage and what is
rewarded. Managers who say they didn't know are either
incompetent or outright lying. Take your choice with Rummy.

So your mimimum standard of performance for the Secretary of
Defense is that he knows precisely what every one of the
hundreds of thousands of his soldiers are doing all the
time. He's gonna be a very busy guy. Do you suspect the CEO
of HP knows what every one of his (or is it her?) employees
is doing this week? It wouldn't be any more difficult
(probably considerably less). If you "understand management"
you'll know the answer to my question.

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The system will allow for those who 'perpetrated the
attrocities" to be punished - rightfully so. It'll also
serve as an object lesson to the Iraqis and to those in
the region.

To whom?

I'll type slower... "to the Iraqis and those in the region".
They're not used to accountability.

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In that regard, it's a good thing.

This seems to me a non-sequitur. Could you link that with
what it is that is good about this and what it is doing for
Guantanamo prison?

Sure. They'll see that we really DO take justice seriously
when the folks who were responsible get punished. That's not
the way it's worked for 30 years in Iraq.

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