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Mike_Foote

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Today me and my friend where shooting some footage for my sponsorship
video. Me and my friend thought it would be fun to unicycle in this old
mall, because the sign read "no skateboarding,biking, or rollerblading
on premisis." Nothing about unicycling. So as I was hopping down a set
of stairs in the mall the security guard(who's a real arshole.) comes
running up to us and yells at us and took my unicycle away. he said
"have you fried you brains? Just what in the hell do you think you
doing?" to wich I replied "unicycling, of course." So he started telling
me about how the sign said no biking. so I told him that it was a
unicycle to wich he replied "it's got cycle in the word". At this point
he decided to give my uni back because he realized how stupid he was to
not put etc. on the sign so no unicyclers would rider there. he told me
to shove my unicycle up my ass and me and my friend left. when we were
outside my friend started mocking the "it's got cycle in the word" BS,
and it turns out the guy had followed us outside and was standing right
behind my friend when he said this! he then told us he was going to get
the police for mocking him (as if they'd even care.) Me and my friend
called him an asshole and then left.

The End

P.S. were thinking about doing it again.


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I'f I do it again i'm gonna use my crappier unicycle, I won't let him
take it away though anyway. If my friend films it i'll post it for you
guys.

but here's a funny video of my friend getting tackled on my uni.

warning: profanity used by one of my friends on this video.


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Mike_Foote - Violinist and Unicyclist

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Learn how to do wheelchair trials. They can't ban wheelchairs from the
mall. Just imagine the bad publicity if they tried to kick a kid in a
wheelchair out of the mall.

Figuring out how to hop up stairs in a wheelchair would be a challenge.
But with some ingenuity and dedication I'm sure it could be done. It
could be a whole new sport. Wheelchair trials at the local mall.


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Haha extreme wheelchair would be so fun. thanks for the idea.

And just so you guys know, no one ever goes to that mall pretty much, so
I wasn't likely to get in the way of, or hurt someone.


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HA HA THATS A FUNNY STORY ISNT IT!!! HA HA HA!! IM IN CREASES ME
LIKE!!! HA HA HA!!! SORRY MATE, BUT HERES A FUNNYER STORY.

I TOOK A **** THIS MORNING.

HA HA HA!! ITS FUNNIER THO!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!

UP YOURS YOU UNFUNNY FLANGO


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I've been wanting to get a wheelchair for about the last 5 years to try
my skills as an extreme wheelchairist? My cousin has one, because he's a
paraplegic. But I think it would be relatively easy to learn to just
balance on the back wheels, and then do spins from there might be a bit
more advanced. If I remember correctly there was an ad on tv with a guy
dropping in on a quarter pipe on his wheelchair. He wheelied up to the
edge and pretty much dropped close the the end of the slope, but was
still pretty cool. Was on that adidas 'impossible is nothing'
campaign.

But yeah I've just wanted a wheelchair, they're so cool. Providing you
still have use of your legs, I would hate to not.


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ITS OFF SPIDERMAN!!! LIKE IF U HAD THE POWER OF SPIDERMAN, YOU WOULD BE
VERY POWERFUL, BUT YOU WOULD HAVE GREAT RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT PEOPL.
EDUCATE YOURSELF SON


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yep didnt work


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contrary to popular belief, i am not 7 and i am definatly not 8. I am
infact 16, how old are you? Actually, i shouldn't have given my age out
over the internet coz u could be a pervert.


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Well aye Grogoboy, you know what kinda freaks lurk about on the net.
Peter Townshend, Gary Glitter and all that wacko Jacko shite. Stay safe
bra, if the GLC ever bumps into that lot we'll fukin kill em.


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motorama 2004

we drive into harrisburg pretty late. we see some trials bikers hopping
on a picnic table outside the hotel. we take over, they leave (we felt
kinda bad later, but one member of our gang didnt really understand the
taking turns system and was just hopping on the table for 5 minutes
straight). we get bored and check into the hotel. we then proceed to
cross the street and ride in the parking lot of some "home style"
restaraunt. there are two cop cars about 300 feet away on the oppisite
side. we are timid at first. After about 5 minutes we decide they
arent going to do anything so i start hopping onto this gigantic glacier
(it had snowed and there was a pile of snow a couple feet high and
completely flat on one side). The two cars come racing over top speed!
One pulls up in front of us and the other waits behind him.

"What are you thinking! You cant be riding where people are eating!'

we hold in our chuckles. It is midnight, the restaraunt is locked up
and dark.

"Didn't I tell you earlier that you cant do that?!?!"

puzzled looks

"Fine. maybe it wasnt you, maybe it was the other unicycle gang
(sarcasm included)."

snickers

"So I guess it wasnt you at the Taco Bell either?!?!"

shaking our heads.

"Look here. You can ride in the parking lot all you want, you just cant
be hopping around where people are eating!"

okay.

we go inside for the night. fast forward a month. i am watching a
motorama video a biker had put together. at the very beginning it has a
biker hopping on a picnic table at taco bell.

the end


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