Today me and my friend where shooting some footage for my sponsorship
video. Me and my friend thought it would be fun to unicycle in this old
mall, because the sign read "no skateboarding,biking, or rollerblading
on premisis." Nothing about unicycling. So as I was hopping down a set
of stairs in the mall the security guard(who's a real arshole.) comes
running up to us and yells at us and took my unicycle away. he said
"have you fried you brains? Just what in the hell do you think you
doing?" to wich I replied "unicycling, of course." So he started telling
me about how the sign said no biking. so I told him that it was a
unicycle to wich he replied "it's got cycle in the word". At this point
he decided to give my uni back because he realized how stupid he was to
not put etc. on the sign so no unicyclers would rider there. he told me
to shove my unicycle up my ass and me and my friend left. when we were
outside my friend started mocking the "it's got cycle in the word" BS,
and it turns out the guy had followed us outside and was standing right
behind my friend when he said this! he then told us he was going to get
the police for mocking him (as if they'd even care.) Me and my friend
called him an [censored] and then left.
The End
P.S. were thinking about doing it again.
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Mike_Foote - Violinist and Unicyclist
Long live unicycling
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