Freeride bike advice wanted

"Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
| Hello friends,
|
| I've decided that the best way to get around my pure habitat will be on a freeride mountain bike.
| I'm after a radical bike with preferably at least
8
| inches of travel so that I can huck off drops to avoid riding the same
piece
| of ground more than once. I'd also like to be able to run big tires too so that any whipsnakes I
| run over will get some cushioning.
|
| Are there any bikes suitable?
|
| Oh and I'd also like it to be made purely out of wood from sustainable forests.
|
| Thanks for your comments and advice,
|
| Mike Vandeman.
|
| ===
| I am working on creating an mtb habitat that is off-limits to eco-terrorist nutters ("pure
| habitat"😉. Want to help? (I've spent the previous 8 years on methadone dependence and all I do is
| post annoying messages to newsgroups.)
|

This should do the trick: nextquestion.orgbike.jpgOpen ↗

Simon....yes yes I know

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"Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
| Hello friends,
|
| I've decided that the best way to get around my pure habitat will be on

a

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| freeride mountain bike. I'm after a radical bike with preferably at

least

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8
| inches of travel so that I can huck off drops to avoid riding the same
piece
| of ground more than once. I'd also like to be able to run big tires too

so

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| that any whipsnakes I run over will get some cushioning.
|
| Are there any bikes suitable?
|
| Oh and I'd also like it to be made purely out of wood from sustainable forests.
|
| Thanks for your comments and advice,
|
| Mike Vandeman.
|
| ===
| I am working on creating an mtb habitat that is off-limits to eco-terrorist nutters ("pure
| habitat"😉. Want to help? (I've spent the previous 8 years on methadone dependence and all I do
| is post annoying messages to newsgroups.)
|

This should do the trick: nextquestion.orgbike.jpgOpen ↗

OMG that's an ugly rig!

Bill "but since it's for M%V..." S.

"Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Hello friends,

I've decided that the best way to get around my pure habitat will be on a freeride mountain bike.
I'm after a radical bike with preferably at least

8

Quoted message said:

inches of travel so that I can huck off drops to avoid riding the same

piece

Quoted message said:

of ground more than once. I'd also like to be able to run big tires too so that any whipsnakes I
run over will get some cushioning.

Are there any bikes suitable?

Oh and I'd also like it to be made purely out of wood from sustainable forests.

Thanks for your comments and advice,

Mike Vandeman.

===
I am working on creating an mtb habitat that is off-limits to eco-terrorist nutters ("pure
habitat"😉. Want to help? (I've spent the previous 8 years on methadone dependence and all I do is
post annoying messages to newsgroups.)

April fool yer bunch of humourless b*stards! Okay so it was a bit weak but at least I tried..

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| "Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
| > Hello friends,
| >
| > I've decided that the best way to get around my pure habitat will be on
a
| > freeride mountain bike. I'm after a radical bike with preferably at
least
| 8
| > inches of travel so that I can huck off drops to avoid riding the same
| piece
| > of ground more than once. I'd also like to be able to run big tires too
so
| > that any whipsnakes I run over will get some cushioning.
| >
| > Are there any bikes suitable?
| >
| > Oh and I'd also like it to be made purely out of wood from sustainable forests.
| >
| > Thanks for your comments and advice,
| >
| > Mike Vandeman.
| >
| > ===
| > I am working on creating an mtb habitat that is off-limits to eco-terrorist nutters ("pure
| > habitat"😉. Want to help? (I've spent the previous 8 years on methadone dependence and all I do
| > is post annoying messages to newsgroups.)
| >
|
| April fool yer bunch of humourless b*stards! Okay so it was a bit weak but at least I tried..
|
|

Ummmmm it was obvious it wasnt MV the IP in the header gave that away. I was just humouring the post
with and, who knows, maybe MV will buy a wooden bike.

Simon

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| "Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
| > Hello friends,
| >
| > I've decided that the best way to get around my pure habitat will be

on

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a
| > freeride mountain bike. I'm after a radical bike with preferably at
least
| 8
| > inches of travel so that I can huck off drops to avoid riding the same
| piece
| > of ground more than once. I'd also like to be able to run big tires

too

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so
| > that any whipsnakes I run over will get some cushioning.
| >
| > Are there any bikes suitable?
| >
| > Oh and I'd also like it to be made purely out of wood from sustainable forests.
| >
| > Thanks for your comments and advice,
| >
| > Mike Vandeman.
| >
| > ===
| > I am working on creating an mtb habitat that is off-limits to eco-terrorist nutters ("pure
| > habitat"😉. Want to help? (I've spent the previous 8 years on methadone dependence and all I do
| > is post annoying messages

to

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| > newsgroups.)
| >
|
| April fool yer bunch of humourless b*stards! Okay so it was a bit weak

but

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| at least I tried..
|
|

Ummmmm it was obvious it wasnt MV the IP in the header gave that away.

What? doesn't anyone believe a signature at the bottom anymore, what is this world coming too?

I was

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just humouring the post with and, who knows, maybe MV will buy a wooden bike.

He woodn't know what to do with it

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| "Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
| > Hello friends,
| >
| > I've decided that the best way to get around my pure habitat will be

on

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a
| > freeride mountain bike. I'm after a radical bike with preferably at
least
| 8
| > inches of travel so that I can huck off drops to avoid riding the

same

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| piece
| > of ground more than once. I'd also like to be able to run big tires

too

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so
| > that any whipsnakes I run over will get some cushioning.
| >
| > Are there any bikes suitable?
| >
| > Oh and I'd also like it to be made purely out of wood from

sustainable

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| > forests.
| >
| > Thanks for your comments and advice,
| >
| > Mike Vandeman.
| >
| > ===
| > I am working on creating an mtb habitat that is off-limits to eco-terrorist nutters ("pure
| > habitat"😉. Want to help? (I've spent

the

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| > previous 8 years on methadone dependence and all I do is post annoying messages

to

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| > newsgroups.)
| >
|
| April fool yer bunch of humourless b*stards! Okay so it was a bit weak

but

Quoted message said:

| at least I tried..
|
|

Ummmmm it was obvious it wasnt MV the IP in the header gave that away.

What? doesn't anyone believe a signature at the bottom anymore, what is

this

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world coming too?

I was

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just humouring the post with and, who knows, maybe MV will buy a wooden bike.

He woodn't know what to do with it

I errmmm wonder if he'd be uhhhhmm, 'open' to suggestions?......

Shaun aRe - Them splinters'd hurt some.......