I was coming back in on a local trail late today when I happened upon this incredibly cute, 20ish chick in full racing garb riding a Ti Litespeed - at least I think it was - I wasn't paying much attention to the bike... :-)
We rode together for a while, chatting about frames (Ti vs. carbon) and also about shoes. I almost ran off the trail and crashed when, after a long pause, she added "yeah, frames and shoes are like penises: the really good ones are very stiff, but comfortable".
Holy [censored], where were these chicks when I was 20?
