Ozark Bicycle said:Davey Crockett said:Jason Spaceman said:I came across this video on the internets:
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-474879982723077114&q=eddy+merckx
I'm not sure how the guy snapped his frame like that, I hope he wasn't
moving at a high rate of speed when it happened. The audio is in Dutch (I
think) so I can't understand what he is saying. Anyone care to translate?
Real Bikes are made of steel
Somebody tell me again why I want a Carbon Fiber Reinforced *Plastic*
frame????
Choose any:
Cuz that's teh leet.
Marketing says: They're What You Want!
[RACER_NAME] rides one, it must be the best.
Aluminum is too harsh, and steel is so last-century.
Aluminum is too whippy, and steel is so last-century.
Nobody makes a good [METAL] frame anymore; they've all gone over to
carbon, and that's the only way to get a good bike now.
We're closing out last year's models for a really great price.
It's so light!
Well, you *could* ride something else, but it wouldn't have
[WHIZBANG_FEATURE_DU_JOUR].
[MARKETING_PROPAGANDA]
(Okay, so I cheated a bit; that last one is actually redundant, as it
encompasses all of the ones above it in the list, along with the vast
majority of the other possible "reasons" why you're supposed to want a
carbon-fiber-reinforced plastic-resin-frame bike.)
Did I miss any?
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