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  1. You would have thought that 3 patches in the puncture kit would be
    sufficient for a gentle 20km pootle, including a river-bank I haven't
    traversed before, wouldn't you? No, there were 4 holes. One I found
    right away, very ragged, glass probably. The next two were sharp grit
    still in the tyre, funnily enough the same coloured grit that "S" use on
    the section of NCN11 that I'd just ridden along. The fourth was a thorn.

    Resigning myself to stopping every 3-4 minutes on the nominally
    half-hour ride home, the first time I stopped to pump was alongside a
    narrow-boat tied up in the lode. The owner stepped out and asked how I
    found the bank on the small wheels of the Moulton. He had a Bickerton
    but didn't ride it on unsurfaced tracks, "too flexy". (He also had an
    MTB on which he did 6km each way along the lode for food shopping.)
    I said that the Moulton didn't flex, but that I wouldn't be doing that
    section of bank again on it, too rough and too many P*nct*r* Fa*r*es
    hiding in the bushes. Out of patches? Hang on, he's got some close at
    hand.

    So the last hole was patched and I made it home before dark without
    stopping again, after a conversation including the building of De Haviland
    Goblin centrifugal jet-turbine engines -- he must have been a lot older
    than he looked.....

    There's a Schwalbe Marathon Slick replacement tyre already in stock
    under my workbench in the garage, and a new tube too, so that should
    stave off PF visits for a while. In fact once the new tyre is fitted all
    the roadworthy bikes will be on Schwalbes [unpaid product endorsement].

    Mike

  2. Mike Causer said:

    Resigning myself to stopping every 3-4 minutes on the nominally
    half-hour ride home, the first time I stopped to pump was alongside a
    narrow-boat tied up in the lode. The owner stepped out and asked how I
    found the bank on the small wheels of the Moulton. He had a Bickerton
    but didn't ride it on unsurfaced tracks, "too flexy". (He also had an
    MTB on which he did 6km each way along the lode for food shopping.)

    A narrow boat and a motor torpedo boat to go shopping in. Sounds like
    fun :-)
    --
    Phil Cook looking north over the park to the "Westminster Gasworks"

  3. Mike Causer said:

    You would have thought that 3 patches in the puncture kit would be
    sufficient for a gentle 20km pootle, including a river-bank>
    There's a Schwalbe Marathon Slick replacement tyre already in stock
    under my workbench in the garage, and a new tube too, so that should
    stave off PF visits for a while. In fact once the new tyre is fitted
    all the roadworthy bikes will be on Schwalbes [unpaid product
    endorsement].

    Mike

    Nope, you forgot the spare inner tube. If you carry nowt else, at least have
    a spare tube & a pump (or make the wife carry it like my mate Gary. And
    John.)
    --

    Martin Bulmer

  4. Martin Bulmer said:
    Mike Causer said:

    You would have thought that 3 patches in the puncture kit would be
    sufficient for a gentle 20km pootle, including a river-bank>
    There's a Schwalbe Marathon Slick replacement tyre already in stock
    under my workbench in the garage, and a new tube too, so that should
    stave off PF visits for a while. In fact once the new tyre is fitted
    all the roadworthy bikes will be on Schwalbes [unpaid product
    endorsement].

    Nope, you forgot the spare inner tube. If you carry nowt else, at
    least have a spare tube & a pump (or make the wife carry it like my
    mate Gary. And John.)

    Your wife must be strong.

    Either that or Gary and John are very light.

    IGMC

  5. Mike Causer said:

    You would have thought that 3 patches in the puncture kit would be
    sufficient for a gentle 20km pootle, including a river-bank I haven't
    traversed before, wouldn't you? No, there were 4 holes. One I found
    right away, very ragged, glass probably. The next two were sharp grit
    still in the tyre, funnily enough the same coloured grit that "S" use on
    the section of NCN11 that I'd just ridden along. The fourth was a thorn.

    When down to my last patch, I cut them in half if I can get away with
    it.

  6. Phil Cook said:

    A narrow boat and a motor torpedo boat to go shopping in. Sounds like fun
    :-)

    There have been complaints about the pirate problem in the area for years,
    but the council & police refuse to take any action -- too scared of them.

    Mike

  7. Ambrose Nankivell said:
    Martin Bulmer said:
    Mike Causer said:

    You would have thought that 3 patches in the puncture kit would be
    sufficient for a gentle 20km pootle, including a river-bank>
    There's a Schwalbe Marathon Slick replacement tyre already in stock
    under my workbench in the garage, and a new tube too, so that should
    stave off PF visits for a while. In fact once the new tyre is
    fitted all the roadworthy bikes will be on Schwalbes [unpaid product
    endorsement].

    Nope, you forgot the spare inner tube. If you carry nowt else, at
    least have a spare tube & a pump (or make the wife carry it like my
    mate Gary. And John.)

    Your wife must be strong.

    Either that or Gary and John are very light.

    IGMC

    She's sturdy.
    --

    Martin Bulmer

  8. Tom Crispin said:

    When down to my last patch, I cut them in half if I can get away with
    it.

    And when down to your last half patch?

    --

    Dave...

  9. dkahn400 wrote on 18/07/2006 14:49 +0100:

    Quoted message said:
    Tom Crispin said:

    When down to my last patch, I cut them in half if I can get away with
    it.

    And when down to your last half patch?

    You can never run out of Xeno's tyre patches

    --
    Tony

    "Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using
    his intelligence; he is just using his memory."
    - Leonardo da Vinci

  10. Tony Raven said:

    dkahn400 wrote on 18/07/2006 14:49 +0100:

    Quoted message said:
    Tom Crispin said:

    When down to my last patch, I cut them in half if I can get away with
    it.

    And when down to your last half patch?

    You can never run out of Xeno's tyre patches

    But he never has one that is big enough to span the hole...

    And his glue never dries so you can't put the patch on..

    ...d

  11. On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 15:23:44 +0100, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    dkahn400 wrote on 18/07/2006 14:49 +0100:

    Quoted message said:
    Tom Crispin said:

    When down to my last patch, I cut them in half if I can get away with
    it.

    And when down to your last half patch?

    You can never run out of Xeno's tyre patches

    Only because you can never get close enough to them to pick one up.

    Tim

  12. David Martin said:
    Tony Raven said:

    dkahn400 wrote on 18/07/2006 14:49 +0100:

    Quoted message said:

    Tom Crispin wrote:

    > When down to my last patch, I cut them in half if I can get away with
    > it.
    And when down to your last half patch?


    You can never run out of Xeno's tyre patches

    But he never has one that is big enough to span the hole...

    And his glue never dries so you can't put the patch on..


    On the plus side, all the air doesn't escape.

    --

    JimP

    " " - John Cage

  13. Tim Hall wrote on 18/07/2006 15:53 +0100:

    Quoted message said:

    On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 15:23:44 +0100, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    dkahn400 wrote on 18/07/2006 14:49 +0100:

    Quoted message said:

    Tom Crispin wrote:

    > When down to my last patch, I cut them in half if I can get away with
    > it.
    And when down to your last half patch?


    You can never run out of Xeno's tyre patches

    Only because you can never get close enough to them to pick one up.

    But that doesn't really matter as you can't leave home in the first
    place ;-)

    --
    Tony

    "Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using
    his intelligence; he is just using his memory."
    - Leonardo da Vinci

  14. In article <[email hidden]>

    dkahn400 said:
    Tom Crispin said:

    When down to my last patch, I cut them in half if I can get away with
    it.

    And when down to your last half patch?


    I've used superglue and a bit of plastic bag to get me home - it worked
    :-)

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