Four Olympic Horses Test Positive

Bro Deal said:

Of course this brings up the question of what poor [censored] has the job of obtaining a urine sample.

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It also gives us some info about what dope Garmin is on. It's the peppers in the burritos.

Might be worth rubbing chopped peppers all over one's legs in the warm up before a race. Doesn't sound like a PED to me.

Crankyfeet said:

Might be worth rubbing chopped peppers all over one's legs in the warm up before a race. Doesn't sound like a PED to me.

I hear that if you rub Icy Hot on your....your........."manhood," it feels good....

This puts a whole new spin on Garmin powered by Chipotle...

Wait...I read too fast, Bro already made the joke...d'oh!

thoughtforfood said:

I hear that if you rub Icy Hot on your....your........."manhood," it feels good....

F@$% YOU!!! IT'S KILLING ME!!!!!

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Crankyfeet said:

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ROTFLMFAOSTCIIO....😄 😄 😄

Crankyfeet said:

F@$% YOU!!! IT'S KILLING ME!!!!!

hey, you changed your emoticons...I think you're starting to like it... 😄

Crankyfeet said:

F@$% YOU!!! IT'S KILLING ME!!!!!

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milk, that's the cure

earth_dweller said:

milk, that's the cure

Drink it or dip it?....ROTFL...<sigh>

nns1400 said:

Drink it or dip it?....ROTFL...<sigh>

either way....

but no double dipping

earth_dweller said:

either way....

but no double dipping

I tried dipping it and then drinking, but that just seems wrong...are you sure?

The milk didn't work. I tried baking soda. That made it worse. I'm getting mild relief with a cup full of Mylanta. I won't tell you how I'm using the cup full of Mylanta.

Did I say cup? I meant large milkshake cup.

Crankyfeet said:

The milk didn't work. I tried baking soda. That made it worse. I'm getting mild relief with a cup full of Mylanta. I won't tell you how I'm using the cup full of Mylanta.

Did I say cup? I meant large milkshake cup.

you just didn't apply the baking soda correctly, just the right ... pressure

earth_dweller said:

you just didn't apply the baking soda correctly, just the right ... pressure

Okay... now you've got me trying to fantasize about Eliza Dushku with a handful of baking soda... but it just isn't working in the state I'm currently in... [img]cyclingforums.comfrown.gifOpen ↗[/img]

earth_dweller said:

you just didn't apply the baking soda correctly, just the right ... pressure

No no, you have it all wrong, it is Ajax or Lava soap...that will help.

In the case of the Irish horse, a substance called Capsaicin - which is banned under FEI rules - was detected in the Beijing Dope tests.

The rider claimed that he has used a product called Equi-block for many years and was not aware that Equi-block contained Capsaicin.

The rider also said he was very dissapointed in his horse, and didn't know such a thing was going on... The horse in questions has been fired and face a two year ban.

😉

MintID said:

The rider also said he was very dissapointed in his horse, and didn't know such a thing was going on... The horse in questions has been fired and face a two year ban.

😉

I think the French got ahold of his urine. You know how they are.....

I wonder what the horse's blood alcohol level was?

Hey do they get a B sample test?

what's really going to be odd is when astana announces the horse has been given a place in the vuelta. something about the look in his eye...

MintID said:

The rider also said he was very dissapointed in his horse, and didn't know such a thing was going on... The horse in questions has been fired and face a two year ban.

😉

Actually I think they consult the Far Side's Big Book of Horse Medicine.

Broken leg: Shoot the horse.

Colic: Shoot the horse.

Doping: Shoot the horse.