"Loomer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:The Vandey-Man
(to the tune of 'The Candy Man'😉
Who can take the forest, away from me and you
Volley verbal bombs and cross post a group or two.
The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can
The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can
He mixes up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool.
Who displays the rainbow, deep inside a guy
Toasted in the bun and make a groovy chocolate pie
The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can
The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can
He mixes up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool.
The Vandey Man makes everything he says
Mortifying and Delirious
Talking about baby squirrels and finches
Mountain bikers making trenches
Pure murder
Who can take a trail, cry us up a stream
Find a crushed fungus and focus on the dream
The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can
The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can
He mixes up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool.
The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can
The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can
He mixes up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool.
Trust the Thrust!!!!
Word to the motherboard!!
I like my tuna with a little dolphin flava!!
How...original.
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Subject: A Song To Sing While Riding
Date: 1999/07/10
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Sometimes a singing a song makes a climb easier, or a
downhill flow
that much better. I have formulated a tune to assist
those who enjoy
this part of our sport at the expense of the resident
self-styled
enviro-nazi. It is sung to the popular tune covered
by the late great
Sammy Davis Jr, The Candy Man. I call it ...... The
Vand-E-man.
Who can make a white lie
Sprinkle it with spew
Cover it with rhetoric
and another lie or two
(chorus)
The Vand-E-man
Oh yes, the Vand-E-man can
The Vand-E-man can 'cause he mixes up his drugs
And thinks his world is so good
Who can ride a mountain bike
Wrap it 'round a tree
Get upset about it
Take it out on you and me
(chorus)
The Vand-E-man's tripe
Everything he writes
Self-gratifying and ridiculous
Talk about your childish [censored]
Vanishing would grant our wishes
Who could leave tomorrow
It would be our dream
Swap out his keyboard
For a jacket, straight and clean
The Vand-E-man.......
JD
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