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Found this for the VANDERMAN!!!!

Loomer · 2004-04-18T06:21:25+00:00

The Vandey-Man (to the tune of 'The Candy Man') Who can take the forest, away from me and you Volley verbal bombs and cross post a group or two. The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can He mixes up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool. Who displays the rainbow, deep inside a guy Toasted in the bun and make a groovy chocolate pie The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can He mixes up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool. The Vandey Man makes everything he says Mortifying and Delirious Talking about baby squirrels and finches Mountain bikers making trenches Pure murder Who can take a trail, cry us up a stream Find a crushed fungus and focus on the dream The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can He mixes up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool. The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can He mixes up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool. Trust the Thrust!!!! Word to the motherboard!! I like my tuna with a little dolphin flava!!

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Published: 18 April 2004
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Loomer
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18 April 2004, 06:21 UTC #1

The Vandey-Man (to the tune of 'The Candy Man'😉
Who can take the forest, away from me and you Volley verbal
bombs and cross post a group or two. The Vandey Man, The
Vandey Man can The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can He mixes
up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool.
Who displays the rainbow, deep inside a guy Toasted in the
bun and make a groovy chocolate pie The Vandey Man, The
Vandey Man can The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can He mixes
up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool.
The Vandey Man makes everything he says Mortifying and
Delirious Talking about baby squirrels and finches Mountain
bikers making trenches Pure murder
Who can take a trail, cry us up a stream Find a crushed
fungus and focus on the dream The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man
can The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can He mixes up his
logic, ends up sounding like a fool.
The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can The Vandey Man, The
Vandey Man can He mixes up his logic, ends up sounding
like a fool.
Trust the Thrust!!!! Word to the motherboard!! I like my
tuna with a little dolphin flava!!

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Micheal Artinda
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18 April 2004, 07:00 UTC #2

i think we at alt.mountain-bike should take a pledge of
alegence by saying this.
Loomer, congrats, but I doubt itll do any good. Once a tree
hugger, always a tree hugger -- just wondering where he buys
the plastic toilet paper, cus he cant use paper prducts,
they come from the forest.
Micheal
"Loomer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:BKogc.149-
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Quoted message said:
The Vandey-Man (to the tune of 'The Candy Man'😉
Who can take the forest, away from me and you Volley
verbal bombs and cross post a group or two. The Vandey
Man, The Vandey Man can The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can
He mixes up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool.
Who displays the rainbow, deep inside a guy Toasted in the
bun and make a groovy chocolate pie The Vandey Man, The
Vandey Man can The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can He mixes
up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool.
The Vandey Man makes everything he says Mortifying and
Delirious Talking about baby squirrels and finches
Mountain bikers making trenches Pure murder
Who can take a trail, cry us up a stream Find a crushed
fungus and focus on the dream The Vandey Man, The Vandey
Man can The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can He mixes up his
logic, ends up sounding like a fool.
The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can The Vandey Man, The
Vandey Man can He mixes up his logic, ends up sounding
like a fool.
Trust the Thrust!!!! Word to the motherboard!! I like my
tuna with a little dolphin flava!!

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G.T.
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18 April 2004, 07:21 UTC #3

I like this much better:
faqs.orgsection 37.html

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Stephen Baker
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18 April 2004, 13:21 UTC #4

GT says:
Quoted message said:
I like this much better:
faqs.orgsection 37.html
So.... Has anyone seen any whipsnakes lately?
;-)
Steve

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Loomer
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18 April 2004, 13:42 UTC #5

"Micheal Artindale" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:
Loomer, congrats, but I doubt itll do any good. Once a
tree hugger, always

a
Quoted message said:
tree hugger -- just wondering where he buys the plastic
toilet paper, cus

he
Quoted message said:
cant use paper prducts, they come from the forest.
Micheal
Ok. I just thought that was funny I wans't trying to impact
the Vanderman behaviour. I know he is out of his mind....

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Jd
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20 April 2004, 18:42 UTC #6

"Loomer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:
The Vandey-Man (to the tune of 'The Candy Man'😉
Who can take the forest, away from me and you Volley
verbal bombs and cross post a group or two. The Vandey
Man, The Vandey Man can The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can
He mixes up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool.
Who displays the rainbow, deep inside a guy Toasted in the
bun and make a groovy chocolate pie The Vandey Man, The
Vandey Man can The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can He mixes
up his logic, ends up sounding like a fool.
The Vandey Man makes everything he says Mortifying and
Delirious Talking about baby squirrels and finches
Mountain bikers making trenches Pure murder
Who can take a trail, cry us up a stream Find a crushed
fungus and focus on the dream The Vandey Man, The Vandey
Man can The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can He mixes up his
logic, ends up sounding like a fool.
The Vandey Man, The Vandey Man can The Vandey Man, The
Vandey Man can He mixes up his logic, ends up sounding
like a fool.
Trust the Thrust!!!! Word to the motherboard!! I like my
tuna with a little dolphin flava!!
How...original.
From: [email hidden] Subject: A Song To Sing While
Riding Date: 1999/07/10 Message-ID:
<[email hidden]>#1/1 X-Http-Proxy: 1.1
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Organization: Deja.com - Share what you know. Learn what you
don't. X-Article-Creation-Date: Sat Jul 10 01:59:26 1999 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.mountain-bike X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0
(compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows NT)
Sometimes a singing a song makes a climb easier, or a
downhill flow that much better. I have formulated a tune to
assist those who enjoy this part of our sport at the expense
of the resident self-styled enviro-nazi. It is sung to the
popular tune covered by the late great Sammy Davis Jr, The
Candy Man. I call it ...... The Vand-E-man.
Who can make a white lie Sprinkle it with spew Cover it with
rhetoric and another lie or two
(chorus) The Vand-E-man Oh yes, the Vand-E-man can The Vand-E-
man can 'cause he mixes up his drugs And thinks his world
is so good
Who can ride a mountain bike Wrap it 'round a tree Get upset
about it Take it out on you and me
(chorus)
The Vand-E-man's tripe Everything he writes Self-gratifying
and ridiculous Talk about your childish [censored] Vanishing
would grant our wishes
Who could leave tomorrow It would be our dream Swap out his
keyboard For a jacket, straight and clean
The Vand-E-man.......
JD
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