For my collection

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For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :

"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
(Graham)

My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing pigeon,
which must have been feed with steroids by its owner.

Benjo

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For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :

"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
(Graham)

My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing pigeon,
which must have been feed with steroids by its owner.

Benjo

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For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :

"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
(Graham)

My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing
pigeon, which must have been feed with steroids by its owner.

Benjo

Thanks to you my Google found a Gold Mine...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/a/2003/12/11/SPG1H3KUDO1.DTL

BTW : I was not aware Poulidor was his Father in Law...

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For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :

"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
(Graham)

My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing
pigeon, which must have been feed with steroids by its owner.

Benjo

Thanks to you my Google found a Gold Mine...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/a/2003/12/11/SPG1H3KUDO1.DTL

Some of them are really beautiful. Anybody who can invent stories like that
deserves to be acquitted.

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BTW : I was not aware Poulidor was his Father in Law...

That's one of the reasons why he was nicknamed Van der Poupou when he
finished for the fifth time second in the world championship cyclo cross.

Benjo

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> For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
> following :
>
>
>
> "It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)
>
> «Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)
>
> "Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)
>
> "an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
> (Graham)
>

My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing
pigeon, which must have been feed with steroids by its owner.

Benjo

Thanks to you my Google found a Gold Mine...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/a/2003/12/11/SPG1H3KUDO1.DTL

Some of them are really beautiful. Anybody who can invent stories like
that deserves to be acquitted.

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BTW : I was not aware Poulidor was his Father in Law...

That's one of the reasons why he was nicknamed Van der Poupou when he
finished for the fifth time second in the world championship cyclo cross.

Benjo

LOL !

Montesquiou said:

For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :
More ?

When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs,
along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that
he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs
and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational
purposes.
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2004/oct04/oct10news

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Montesquiou said:

For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :
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When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs,
along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that
he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs
and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational
purposes.

We're ridiculing him now, but who will have the last laugh when he wins the
Nobel Prize for literature?

Benjo

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Montesquiou said:

For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :
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When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs,
along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that
he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs
and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational
purposes.
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2004/oct04/oct10news

Excellent ! 😉

Montesquiou said:

For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :
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Please do not exclude the classic Frank Vandenbrouke excuse (from
CyclingNews 3/1/2002):

Judge Christian Du Four questioned both Vandenbroucke and Bernard 'Dr
Mabuse' Sainz in Termonde today regarding the discovery of several
forbidden products (erythropoetin, morphine and clenbuterol) in VDB's
home. Sainz was questioned about the large quantity of syringes and
bottles that were found in his car by police after he was booked for
speeding on the E17 motorway on Wednesday.

Both men were "evasive" during the questioning, but Vandenbroucke is
reported (from Dutch news) to have said that the EPO was for his dog.
Other sources report that VDB said the clenbuterol was for his dog. The
dog must be in bad shape.

benjo maso said:

My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing pigeon,
which must have been feed with steroids by its owner.

I don't see what's so strange about that. You can't tell me that
you've never visited your father-in-law's house, you were hungry and
decided to bake one of his pets and eat it. Happens to me all of the
time...

R

benjo maso said:

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My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing pigeon,
which must have been feed with steroids by its owner.

RicodJour said:

I don't see what's so strange about that. You can't tell me that
you've never visited your father-in-law's house, you were hungry and
decided to bake one of his pets and eat it. Happens to me all of the
time...

Luckily his father in law wasn't a racehorse trainer.

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Montesquiou said:

For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :
More ?

Please do not exclude the classic Frank Vandenbrouke excuse (from
CyclingNews 3/1/2002):

Judge Christian Du Four questioned both Vandenbroucke and Bernard 'Dr
Mabuse' Sainz in Termonde today regarding the discovery of several
forbidden products (erythropoetin, morphine and clenbuterol) in VDB's
home. Sainz was questioned about the large quantity of syringes and
bottles that were found in his car by police after he was booked for
speeding on the E17 motorway on Wednesday.

Both men were "evasive" during the questioning, but Vandenbroucke is
reported (from Dutch news) to have said that the EPO was for his dog.
Other sources report that VDB said the clenbuterol was for his dog. The
dog must be in bad shape.

Amazing.!

benjo maso said:

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Montesquiou said:

For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :
More ?

When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs,
along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that
he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs
and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational
purposes.

We're ridiculing him now, but who will have the last laugh when he wins the
Nobel Prize for literature?

Benjo

Do they do doping tests over there in Stockholm?

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benjo maso said:

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Montesquiou wrote:
> For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
> following :
> More ?
When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs,
along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that
he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs
and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational
purposes.

We're ridiculing him now, but who will have the last laugh when he wins
the Nobel Prize for literature?

Benjo

Do they do doping tests over there in Stockholm?

He would manage to carry it off, claiming it was only for cycling.

Benjo

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When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs,
along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that
he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs
and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational
purposes.

benjo maso said:

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We're ridiculing him now, but who will have the last laugh when he wins the
Nobel Prize for literature?

Ernst Noch said:

Do they do doping tests over there in Stockholm?

They should when the recipients are mathematicians or astrophysicists.

Montesquiou said:

For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :

"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs" (Graham)

More ?

My favorite:
Chistian Henn, 1999, Testosterone:

"""
Henn was caught in the Tour of Bavaria with an extremely high level of
testosterone. According to Henn the reason must have been that he had
taken some natural fertility-raising (no pun intended) remedy, since his
values were completely normal the day after the test. "This product
helped us in 1997 to have our first child, and my wife is now pregnant
again", said Henn to German website Radsport.
"""

http://www.cyclingnews.com/results/1999/oct99/oct7news.shtml

Dieter Baumann, 1999, Nandrolone:
"Someone spiked my toothpaste"

And than there is Johann Mühlegg, caught in 2002, cross country skier,
whose personality is so bizarre, I don't even remember what he came up
with. He left the german federation because they allegedly conspired to
damage him in a spiritual way or something.

Ernst Noch said:

And than there is Johann Mühlegg, caught in 2002, cross country skier,
whose personality is so bizarre, I don't even remember what he came up
with. He left the german federation because they allegedly conspired to
damage him in a spiritual way or something.

A skiing version of VDB.

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Montesquiou said:

For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :

"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
(Graham)

More ?

My favorite:
Chistian Henn, 1999, Testosterone:

"""
Henn was caught in the Tour of Bavaria with an extremely high level of
testosterone. According to Henn the reason must have been that he had
taken some natural fertility-raising (no pun intended) remedy, since his
values were completely normal the day after the test. "This product helped
us in 1997 to have our first child, and my wife is now pregnant again",
said Henn to German website Radsport.
"""

http://www.cyclingnews.com/results/1999/oct99/oct7news.shtml

Dieter Baumann, 1999, Nandrolone:
"Someone spiked my toothpaste"

And than there is Johann Mühlegg, caught in 2002, cross country skier,
whose personality is so bizarre, I don't even remember what he came up
with. He left the german federation because they allegedly conspired to
damage him in a spiritual way or something.

During the Games in Sidney in order to avoid the test, Marie-Jose Perec
suddently left the hotel and while punching a cameran said that she was
leaving because .. "a man threatened her in her room. »

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For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :

"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
(Graham)

More ?

Do not forget Raimondas Rumsas while his wife was caught with a big luggage
of forbidden medicine in her car: "it is for my aged mum".