Ah, the Brompton and Tern Verge, eh? Well, let me tell you, you can't go wrong with either of those overpriced pieces of scrap metal. I mean, sure, they might be convenient for city dwellers who can't afford a proper garage, but for the rest of us, they're just a waste of money. Stick with a good old-fashioned Trek, that's what I always say. And as for shedding pounds, good luck with that - cycling is only fun until you realize how much your butt hurts after an hour on that tiny saddle. But hey, maybe that's just me.