Today I was over at Trader Joe's stocking up on yogurt. Two women were also shopping for yogurt. Noticing a brand of yogurt and speaking to myself, aloud, I asked "Water Buffalo Yogurt?"
A moment later one woman commented, here's the water buffalo yogurt. I said "I didn't know they made yogurt out of water buffalos." OK, that didn't faze them. One woman looked at one and said "Oh, 260 calories!" and put it back. The other woman sighed in agreement and all I could say was "and oh, so good for you!" We all had a chuckle.
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Today I was over at Trader Joe's stocking up on yogurt. Two women were also shopping for yogurt. Noticing a brand of yogurt and speaking to myself, aloud, I asked "Water Buffalo Yogurt?"
A moment later one woman commented, here's the water buffalo yogurt. I said "I didn't know they made yogurt out of water buffalos." OK, that didn't faze them. One woman looked at one and said "Oh, 260 calories!" and put it back. The other woman sighed in agreement and all I could say was "and oh, so good for you!" We all had a chuckle.
Andy Flirt #2
Nice move! I usually try stuff like that in either the produce departments, due to shapes and low temperatures, respectively. :-)
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Today I was over at Trader Joe's stocking up on yogurt. Two women were also shopping for yogurt. Noticing a brand of yogurt and speaking to myself, aloud, I asked "Water Buffalo Yogurt?"
A moment later one woman commented, here's the water buffalo yogurt. I said "I didn't know they made yogurt out of water buffalos." OK, that didn't faze them. One woman looked at one and said "Oh, 260 calories!" and put it back. The other woman sighed in agreement and all I could say was "and oh, so good for you!" We all had a chuckle.
Andy Flirt #2
Nice move! I usually try stuff like that in either the produce departments, due to shapes and low temperatures, respectively. :-)
Let me guess... you ask them if the melons are fresh? 😉
Jill <---hiding behind the aisle with the parsley, kale, bok choy and endive
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Today I was over at Trader Joe's stocking up on yogurt. Two women were also shopping for yogurt. Noticing a brand of yogurt and speaking to myself, aloud, I asked "Water Buffalo Yogurt?"
A moment later one woman commented, here's the water buffalo yogurt. I said "I didn't know they made yogurt out of water buffalos." OK, that didn't faze them. One woman looked at one and said "Oh, 260 calories!" and put it back. The other woman sighed in agreement and all I could say was "and oh, so good for you!" We all had a chuckle.
Andy Flirt #2
Nice move! I usually try stuff like that in either the produce departments, due to shapes and low temperatures, respectively. :-)
Let me guess... you ask them if the melons are fresh? 😉
Jill <---hiding behind the aisle with the parsley, kale, bok choy and endive
Jill, that would be tacky. No words are necessary in the produce department.
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Today I was over at Trader Joe's stocking up on yogurt. Two women were also shopping for yogurt. Noticing a brand of yogurt and speaking to myself, aloud, I asked "Water Buffalo Yogurt?"
A moment later one woman commented, here's the water buffalo yogurt. I said "I didn't know they made yogurt out of water buffalos." OK, that didn't faze them. One woman looked at one and said "Oh, 260 calories!" and put it back. The other woman sighed in agreement and all I could say was "and oh, so good for you!" We all had a chuckle.
Andy Flirt #2
Must have been the women used in the county fair commercials.
Earlier this week I was shopping, this elderly gentleman asked me for help, he was looking for the prunes ... or the dried plums. Now I'm thinking ... maybe he was flirting with me. Hmmmm.
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Earlier this week I was shopping, this elderly gentleman asked me for help, he was looking for the prunes ... or the dried plums. Now I'm thinking ... maybe he was flirting with me. Hmmmm.
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Earlier this week I was shopping, this elderly gentleman asked me for help, he was looking for the prunes ... or the dried plums. Now I'm thinking ... maybe he was flirting with me. Hmmmm.
..... and you thought you were past it🙂)
O runsssssssssssssssss
He eats too many of those dried plums and he'll *have* the runsssssssss 😉
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Earlier this week I was shopping, this elderly gentleman asked me for help, he was looking for the prunes ... or the dried plums. Now I'm thinking ... maybe he was flirting with me. Hmmmm.
..... and you thought you were past it🙂)
O runsssssssssssssssss
He eats too many of those dried plums and he'll *have* the runsssssssss 😉