Fist Turkey Leftovers 2007

I think y'all get the wrong idea. The correct photo and
narrative was posted in alt.binaries.food.

-sw

Sqwertz said:

Some of that excellent "Right-Side Down" (SM) turkey breast I
cooked this weekend. �I couldn't even cut it in proper slices it
was so juicy. �Piled on toasted colby-cheese smothered caraway
rye bread with a very delectable, and quite strong pesto mayo.

It's the only thing I'd eaten all day after walking 6.5 MPH (at
3.6MPH) and this sure hit the spot.

-sw (who oughta write menu descriptions, and leave the photos to
others)

Actually you oughta stop boozin'... you been Fistin' Turkey?
6.5 MPH @ 3.6MPH???

And dry turkey is difficult but if you couldn't slice moist turkey
then you don't own a sharp knife and/or you're stoned.

Sheldon said:

Sqwertz said:

Some of that excellent "Right-Side Down" (SM) turkey breast I
cooked this weekend. �I couldn't even cut it in proper slices it
was so juicy. �Piled on toasted colby-cheese smothered caraway
rye bread with a very delectable, and quite strong pesto mayo.

It's the only thing I'd eaten all day after walking 6.5 MPH (at
3.6MPH) and this sure hit the spot.

-sw (who oughta write menu descriptions, and leave the photos to
others)

Actually you oughta stop boozin'... you been Fistin' Turkey?
6.5 MPH @ 3.6MPH???

For those are too lame to have seen the real post, it was 6.5
miles at 3.6MPH.

Quoted message said:

And dry turkey is difficult but if you couldn't slice moist turkey
then you don't own a sharp knife and/or you're stoned.

And it's proven time after time that you're the most pathetic,
culinarily insignificant person here. So I take that as a
compliment. People that eat dense, smooshed sandwiches are
lamers.

-sw

In article <[email hidden]>,

Sqwertz said:

Sheldon said:

Sqwertz said:

Some of that excellent "Right-Side Down" (SM) turkey breast I
cooked this weekend. �I couldn't even cut it in proper slices it
was so juicy. �Piled on toasted colby-cheese smothered caraway
rye bread with a very delectable, and quite strong pesto mayo.

It's the only thing I'd eaten all day after walking 6.5 MPH (at
3.6MPH) and this sure hit the spot.

-sw (who oughta write menu descriptions, and leave the photos to
others)

Actually you oughta stop boozin'... you been Fistin' Turkey?
6.5 MPH @ 3.6MPH???

For those are too lame to have seen the real post, it was 6.5
miles at 3.6MPH.

Your original post is above. Read it. Unless you think Sheldon has the
ability to hack into my news server, that's what it says.

Did you save one of those sandwiches for me?

:-)

Sheldon said:

Sqwertz said:

Some of that excellent "Right-Side Down" (SM) turkey breast I
cooked this weekend. �I couldn't even cut it in proper slices it
was so juicy. �Piled on toasted colby-cheese smothered caraway
rye bread with a very delectable, and quite strong pesto mayo.

Quoted message said:

It's the only thing I'd eaten all day after walking 6.5 MPH (at
3.6MPH) and this sure hit the spot.

Quoted message said:

-sw (who oughta write menu descriptions, and leave the photos to
others)

Actually you oughta stop boozin'... you been Fistin' Turkey?

There are no less than six binary groups dedicated to fisting, none
specific to turkeys.

--Bryan

Dan Abel said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Sqwertz said:

Sheldon said:

Sqwertz wrote:
> Some of that excellent "Right-Side Down" (SM) turkey breast I
> cooked this weekend. �I couldn't even cut it in proper slices it
> was so juicy. �Piled on toasted colby-cheese smothered caraway
> rye bread with a very delectable, and quite strong pesto mayo.
>
> It's the only thing I'd eaten all day after walking 6.5 MPH (at
> 3.6MPH) and this sure hit the spot.
>
> -sw (who oughta write menu descriptions, and leave the photos to
> others)

Actually you oughta stop boozin'... you been Fistin' Turkey?
6.5 MPH @ 3.6MPH???

For those are too lame to have seen the real post, it was 6.5
miles at 3.6MPH.

Your original post is above. Read it.

Did you see the revised post I mentioned?

-sw

In article <[email hidden]>,

Sqwertz said:

Dan Abel said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Sqwertz said:

On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:06:44 -0800 (PST), Sheldon wrote:

> Sqwertz wrote:
>> Some of that excellent "Right-Side Down" (SM) turkey breast I
>> cooked this weekend. �I couldn't even cut it in proper slices it
>> was so juicy. �Piled on toasted colby-cheese smothered caraway
>> rye bread with a very delectable, and quite strong pesto mayo.
>>
>> It's the only thing I'd eaten all day after walking 6.5 MPH (at
>> 3.6MPH) and this sure hit the spot.
>>
>> -sw (who oughta write menu descriptions, and leave the photos to
>> others)
>
> Actually you oughta stop boozin'... you been Fistin' Turkey?
> 6.5 MPH @ 3.6MPH???

For those are too lame to have seen the real post, it was 6.5
miles at 3.6MPH.

Your original post is above. Read it.

Did you see the revised post I mentioned?

No, I guess I just saw the original.

In article
<[email hidden]>,

Dan Abel said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Sqwertz said:

Dan Abel said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
Sqwertz <[email hidden]> wrote:

> On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:06:44 -0800 (PST), Sheldon wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>> Some of that excellent "Right-Side Down" (SM) turkey breast I
>>> cooked this weekend. �I couldn't even cut it in proper slices it
>>> was so juicy. �Piled on toasted colby-cheese smothered caraway
>>> rye bread with a very delectable, and quite strong pesto mayo.
>>>
>>> It's the only thing I'd eaten all day after walking 6.5 MPH (at
>>> 3.6MPH) and this sure hit the spot.
>>>
>>> -sw (who oughta write menu descriptions, and leave the photos to
>>> others)
>>
>> Actually you oughta stop boozin'... you been Fistin' Turkey?
>> 6.5 MPH @ 3.6MPH???
>
> For those are too lame to have seen the real post, it was 6.5
> miles at 3.6MPH.

Your original post is above. Read it.

Did you see the revised post I mentioned?

No, I guess I just saw the original.

Now, Boys!! I'm going to have to sit you both on the Hug Rug if you
don't stop your bickering!
Love,
Mom
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Notes about our meals in Tuscany have been posted to
http://www.jamlady.eboard.com; 10-16-2007