OK- Since there is all this talk about the new D3 teams, lets do a little reality check. How many of
these [censored] will be sitting on the sidelines come June in Philly? I can't imagine that the
organizers will let all of these idiots in (some of them are going from Cat 3 to D3 for christ
sake). If memory serves not all of the D3's got rides last year. I'm going to go out on a limb right
now and tell you who will be racing at First Union Week 2003.
US Postal Service presented by (dingle)Berry Floor Saturn Prime Alliance Vaginators Go Mart/West By
God Virginia 7-Up Jelly Belly Ofoto Jittery [censored] Joes Scrotum Iron Sierra Nevada
Lotto Domo prezented by Ronde Champ Pizzaria Quick Step - Aphetamine Saeco Flanders iteamNova
Sidermic CCC Polsat Sympatico.ca or some other Canadian composite team Marlux
Can Tommy Armstrong check with the wife and see if I'm right? Thanks-
I don't ever really see enough of those guys to pick one over the other. Probably nobody else sees
much of them either.....
Now it gets tougher..
9. Kissena Pro I think these guys will do ok in spite of the Avon factor. It's pretty much the same
guys, just pro. And Nealy is supposedly back, so I think they'll go as good as anyone in the
9th-178th bracket. I put them in 9 because they'll be consistent.
10. Scrotum Iron. They might win another NRC race and prove me wrong, but I think these guys are
more hit and miss than Kissena.
11.Sportsbook.com. There are two ways they can move to #9. If they sign Hyphen Boy Carney, 'cause
I'm becoming a bigger fan of the track, and I think they could win the madison natls with Carney
and Olkers. AND/OR if they bring back the good [censored] from Mexico next week.
12. Pharmacia Tijuana AKA that rumored Georgia dIII team with the three G's and Bostick. Add Crater
to that mix and watch out. When they come to town you'd better lock up your daughter, your pit
wheels and the good thai stick......Plus they might win a race or two if there is no testing
that day...
13. Sierra Nevada who are these guys? I don't know either. But last year I watched one of them
throw a temper tantrum in front of Mike Neel, complaining that his bike was a piece of [censored] and
he couldn't be expected to race well on such a piece of [censored]. Of course Jon Page won that day
riding the same piece of [censored] cannondale as Mr. dIII pro.......
14. Webcor at least now they can get dropped in the SFGP in their own kit......
15. Jitterry [censored] Joes. The only Jittery Joes guy I've ever seen is the one in the Maxis ad.....
16. Bolla Whines Colon Vita. Don't cry for me Argentina
17. Ideal Tile Professional Amateur Cycling Team Presented by [censored].com If you've seen the team
photo you know what I mean
Boy that was easy. What do I win?
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