Fatties strike again

Bill C said:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1548234,00.html
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V58352B9B
Headline:

Airlines lose lifevests to fit fat flyers

Damn!
Bill C

Make them buy two tickets, drive, or take a boat.

Bill C said:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1548234,00.html
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V58352B9B
Headline:

Airlines lose lifevests to fit fat flyers

Damn!
Bill C

Well, two things, I've never heard of a jet going down in the ocean
and people living. If you are alive, surely there is some busted up
stuff to grab onto as you're not going to still be holding that little
floatie pad they call a "life vest".

And if that doesn't work, just wait for a fat guy to drown and float
on him. It's his fault anyway.

D

It happens.
If you want a reference I can get you one...

"D. Ferguson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Bill C said:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1548234,00.html
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V58352B9B
Headline:

Airlines lose lifevests to fit fat flyers

Damn!
Bill C

Well, two things, I've never heard of a jet going down in the ocean
and people living. If you are alive, surely there is some busted up
stuff to grab onto as you're not going to still be holding that little
floatie pad they call a "life vest".

And if that doesn't work, just wait for a fat guy to drown and float
on him. It's his fault anyway.

D

On 8/13/05 4:56 AM, in article [email hidden],

D. Ferguson said:

Bill C said:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1548234,00.html
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V58352B9B
Headline:

Airlines lose lifevests to fit fat flyers

Damn!
Bill C

Well, two things, I've never heard of a jet going down in the ocean
and people living. If you are alive, surely there is some busted up
stuff to grab onto as you're not going to still be holding that little
floatie pad they call a "life vest".

And if that doesn't work, just wait for a fat guy to drown and float
on him. It's his fault anyway.

D

http://cnnstudentnews.cnn.com/2000/fyi/news/09/20/cuba.plane/

Top poster,
I would like a reference for the frequency of survivors in water
crashes on planes which contain the number of passengers where it is
necessary to remove flotation devices to compensate for fatties.

Thanks,
D

censored said:

It happens.
If you want a reference I can get you one...

"D. Ferguson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Bill C said:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1548234,00.html
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V58352B9B
Headline:

Airlines lose lifevests to fit fat flyers

Damn!
Bill C

Well, two things, I've never heard of a jet going down in the ocean
and people living. If you are alive, surely there is some busted up
stuff to grab onto as you're not going to still be holding that little
floatie pad they call a "life vest".

And if that doesn't work, just wait for a fat guy to drown and float
on him. It's his fault anyway.

D

D. Ferguson said:

I've never heard of a jet going down in the ocean
and people living.

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9611/23/hijack.ethiopia.update/

Robert Chung said:

D. Ferguson said:

I've never heard of a jet going down in the ocean
and people living.

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9611/23/hijack.ethiopia.update/

'An estimated 60 to 80 passengers were still strapped in their chairs
and have presumably drowned, said Thomson.'

Maybe we can dump those damn seat belts and gain a fattie!

;-)

Robert Chung said:

D. Ferguson said:

I've never heard of a jet going down in the ocean
and people living.

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9611/23/hijack.ethiopia.update/

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9611/26/comoros.crash/index1.html

if you feel compelled to see the movie.

In article <[email hidden]>,
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Quoted message said:

Robert Chung said:

D. Ferguson said:

I've never heard of a jet going down in the ocean
and people living.

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9611/23/hijack.ethiopia.update/

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9611/26/comoros.crash/index1.html
if you feel compelled to see the movie.

I've see this movie before. It is pretty ugly the way the plane falls apart.
Many folks survived with minor injuries, many didn't make it.
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Alex