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  1. DA74 said:

    http://money.cnn.com/2005/03/28/news/midcaps/burgerking_breakfast/

    Alright fatties buckle up. Burger King wants to stroke your palate
    till your salivary glands spew drool all over your Assos flower


    jersey.

    Quoted message said:


    730 calories
    47 grams of fat

    At 9 calories per fat gram that's 423 calories of pure saturated


    fattie

    Quoted message said:

    [censored], or 58% of calories from fattie [censored].

    The irony is that I can afford to eat this because I'll metabolize it
    in an hour with no ill effects. But I won't. You can't afford the
    calories or fat. But you will. You know you will.
    -DA74

    Dumbass -

    I wish you wouldn't make fun of the Masters Fatties in this group. It's
    very antisocial. Fat Steve Taylor and Fat Warren Geissert need love
    too.

    thanks,

    K. Gringioni.

  2. On 6 Apr 2005 14:54:19 -0700, "Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    DA74 said:

    http://money.cnn.com/2005/03/28/news/midcaps/burgerking_breakfast/

    Alright fatties buckle up. Burger King wants to stroke your palate
    till your salivary glands spew drool all over your Assos flower


    jersey.

    Quoted message said:


    730 calories
    47 grams of fat

    At 9 calories per fat gram that's 423 calories of pure saturated


    fattie

    Quoted message said:

    [censored], or 58% of calories from fattie [censored].

    The irony is that I can afford to eat this because I'll metabolize it
    in an hour with no ill effects. But I won't. You can't afford the
    calories or fat. But you will. You know you will.
    -DA74

    Dumbass -

    I wish you wouldn't make fun of the Masters Fatties in this group. It's
    very antisocial. Fat Steve Taylor and Fat Warren Geissert need love
    too.

    thanks,

    K. Gringioni.

    Group hug.

    jj

  3. DA74 said:

    http://money.cnn.com/2005/03/28/news/midcaps/burgerking_breakfast/

    Alright fatties buckle up. Burger King wants to stroke your palate
    till your salivary glands spew drool all over your Assos flower jersey.

    730 calories
    47 grams of fat

    At 9 calories per fat gram that's 423 calories of pure saturated fattie
    [censored], or 58% of calories from fattie [censored].

    The irony is that I can afford to eat this because I'll metabolize it
    in an hour with no ill effects. But I won't. You can't afford the
    calories or fat. But you will. You know you will.

    No, I wont. It looks revolting. Who can eat this kind of [censored]?

    Now, if it were covered in chocolate, that would be a completely
    different thing.

  4. "Tim Lines" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    DA74 said:

    http://money.cnn.com/2005/03/28/news/midcaps/burgerking_breakfast/

    Alright fatties buckle up. Burger King wants to stroke your palate
    till your salivary glands spew drool all over your Assos flower jersey.

    730 calories
    47 grams of fat

    At 9 calories per fat gram that's 423 calories of pure saturated fattie
    [censored], or 58% of calories from fattie [censored].

    The irony is that I can afford to eat this because I'll metabolize it
    in an hour with no ill effects. But I won't. You can't afford the
    calories or fat. But you will. You know you will.

    No, I wont. It looks revolting. Who can eat this kind of [censored]?

    Now, if it were covered in chocolate, that would be a completely different
    thing.

    And then deep fried! (in my best Homer impersonation) "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH!"

  5. DA74 said:
    Quoted message said:

    Alright fatties buckle up. Burger King wants to stroke your palate
    till your salivary glands spew drool all over your Assos flower


    jersey.

    Kurgan Gringioni said:

    I wish you wouldn't make fun of the Masters Fatties in this group. It's
    very antisocial. Fat Steve Taylor and Fat Warren Geissert need love
    too.

    You should take some copyright action action this impostor who stole your
    mantle. After all you live in the US where the patent office grants
    patents on anything you ask them to; I'm sure they would have accepted a
    patent on terms like fatty master and dumbass.

  6. DA74 said:

    http://money.cnn.com/2005/03/28/news/midcaps/burgerking_breakfast/

    Alright fatties buckle up. Burger King wants to stroke your palate
    till your salivary glands spew drool all over your Assos flower jersey.

    730 calories
    47 grams of fat

    At 9 calories per fat gram that's 423 calories of pure saturated fattie
    [censored], or 58% of calories from fattie [censored].

    The irony is that I can afford to eat this because I'll metabolize it
    in an hour with no ill effects. But I won't. You can't afford the
    calories or fat. But you will. You know you will.
    -DA74

    http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/15/news/funny/hardees/

  7. In article <[email hidden]>,

    (JD) said:
    DA74 said:

    http://money.cnn.com/2005/03/28/news/midcaps/burgerking_breakfast/

    Alright fatties buckle up. Burger King wants to stroke your palate
    till your salivary glands spew drool all over your Assos flower jersey.

    730 calories
    47 grams of fat

    At 9 calories per fat gram that's 423 calories of pure saturated fattie
    [censored], or 58% of calories from fattie [censored].

    The irony is that I can afford to eat this because I'll metabolize it
    in an hour with no ill effects. But I won't. You can't afford the
    calories or fat. But you will. You know you will.
    -DA74

    http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/15/news/funny/hardees/

    Speaking of burgers and vegetables:

    http://www.sumama.com/misc/911_tape.wma

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Butter is love.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

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