FA: 1800 lbs Ivanko DB, Glendora, CA

David Cohen said:

Interesting assortment: 8-25 pounders, and 80-125 pounders. Sounds like the
prior owner was a big strong [censored] and his hot little fitness competitor
girlfriend. He was spending more and more time at the gym, spending all the
spare money on importing various drugs, and she got tired of being ignored,
especially when he would rather look at himself in the mirror than at her,
so she finally hooked up with the manager of the local health food store and
left the big guy all alone. He got depressed when his shipment got seized by
Customs, and, left with no social support system, committed suicide.

But, a little rust can be cleaned off, so, it's a good deal.

I figured he was selling the ones he knew he couldn't ever lift as well
as those he was tired of lifting.

It's $445 for the first pound, $13.75 for each pound after for a grand
total of $25,387.50.

You might as well spend another $75 for the weekend delivery too.

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It's $445 for the first pound, $13.75 for each pound after for a

grand

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total of $25,387.50.

You might as well spend another $75 for the weekend delivery too.

Wonder if he takes 4rth party check from Tanzania. Its good, I swear....

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David Cohen said:

Interesting assortment: 8-25 pounders, and 80-125 pounders. Sounds like
the prior owner was a big strong [censored] and his hot little fitness
competitor girlfriend. He was spending more and more time at the gym,
spending all the spare money on importing various drugs, and she got
tired of being ignored, especially when he would rather look at himself
in the mirror than at her, so she finally hooked up with the manager of
the local health food store and left the big guy all alone. He got
depressed when his shipment got seized by Customs, and, left with no
social support system, committed suicide.

But, a little rust can be cleaned off, so, it's a good deal.

I figured he was selling the ones he knew he couldn't ever lift as well

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those he was tired of lifting.

That could be, Paul, but IT'S BORING, PAUL, BORING!!

Maybe the 30-75 pounders were involved in an unfortunate interdemensional
teleportation experiment that went wrong...

David

What makes you think it went "wrong"? Could be it worked as planned but
they neglected to plan for the return trip?

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"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote

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"Paul Cassel" <[email hidden]> wrote

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David Cohen wrote:
> Interesting assortment: 8-25 pounders, and 80-125 pounders. Sounds
> like
> the prior owner was a big strong [censored] and his hot little fitness
> competitor girlfriend. He was spending more and more time at the gym,
> spending all the spare money on importing various drugs, and she got
> tired of being ignored, especially when he would rather look at
> himself
> in the mirror than at her, so she finally hooked up with the manager
> of
> the local health food store and left the big guy all alone. He got
> depressed when his shipment got seized by Customs, and, left with no
> social support system, committed suicide.
>
> But, a little rust can be cleaned off, so, it's a good deal.
>
I figured he was selling the ones he knew he couldn't ever lift as well

as

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those he was tired of lifting.

That could be, Paul, but IT'S BORING, PAUL, BORING!!

Maybe the 30-75 pounders were involved in an unfortunate interdimensional
teleportation experiment that went wrong...

What makes you think it went "wrong"? Could be it worked as planned but
they neglected to plan for the return trip?

Doubtful. More likely, the interdimensionally teleported dumbbells ended up
on a planet inhabited by nine spacial dimension beings, where the dumbbells'
apparently magical appearance caused a revolution in their religious
beliefs, leading to a civil war and utter destruction of their civilization.

David

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