Mild trail, what can go wrong? I suck in a fu*king bee. Cough, it goes
up my sinus cavity, plants is stinger somethere above my throat and
behind my left nostril.
Stop.
Snaaaark, Cough,
Snooorkkkk, Hack. repeat..., again, more...
Finally blow it out, [censored] flies away.
Feels like I just snorted battery acid.
Stand and wonder in disbelief at what just happened. Getting hard to
swallow now. 1 min later can't swallow, think about calling 911,
contempating the potential cost of the medivac scraps that idea.
If you've ever not been able to swallow, you know that it causes a
certain degree of panic to go through ones mind.
Try swallow water, that works, drain half camelback, snort, snark, hack
a bit more. Still feel stinger in my throat/nasal cavity.
Wait another min wondering what the hell one's suppoed to do in this
situation, can't come up with anything intelligent, neither can anyone
else. Hearing "Bummer dude" and "that sucks" is not helpful.
So I just finished the ride.
Just for the record, if it happens to anyone else, it's not fatal,
despite what it feels like at the time. This was yesterday, today I can
barely feel it. However, it's not something I'd recommend.
-Bruce