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  1. November 24, 1999
    Tony Acosta
    Director, Office of Parks, Recreation, and Cultural Affairs
    1520 Lakeside Drive
    Oakland, CA 94612

    Re: Access to Joaquin Miller Park

    Dear Sir:

    I am very concerned about the arbitrary and
    discriminatory management of Oakland's parks. I like to
    practice bulldozer racing (also known as "bulldozer
    scrambling", or BS, for short). That is my way of enjoying
    nature. Who are you to tell me how I should enjoy nature?! Why
    __________________________________________________
    is your way of enjoying the outdoors any better than mine?!
    ____ ____
    You allow roller-bladers, equestrians, mountain bikers, and
    even hikers in your parks. But I am excluded, and can't enjoy
    ________
    the parks that I pay taxes for. You obviously like them better
    than me, or maybe you belong to one of those user groups, so
    you are biased towards them. In any case, you are
    discriminating against me and other bulldozer racers, and I
    demand that this discrimination, which violates the Fifth
    Amendment to the Constitution, stop immediately!

    I know that bulldozer racers have a bad name, but that's
    just because we are the new kid on the block. We are a tiny
    minority. I know that there have been some problems, such as
    some people riding recklessly, going off the designated
    trails, and even secretly constructing illegal trails. But
    those are a small minority of bulldozer riders. You shouldn't
    allow a small minority to give the majority of us bulldozer
    racers, who ride responsibly, a bad name. Why should we be
    punished, just because of them, and be forced to walk, just
    ________ ____
    like everybody else?

    I also know that some extremist tree-huggers claim that
    it's a violation of CEQA (the California Environmental Quality
    Act) to allow a new use of the park trails, and the creation
    of new trails, without doing an EIR (Environmental Impact
    Report). But you are right: mountain biking and bulldozer
    racing, when performed in an environmentally responsible
    ________________________________________________
    manner, doesn't have a significant impact on the environment.
    ______
    In fact, it's actually beneficial to wildlife. You can tell
    __________
    that, by the fact that you often see deer tracks on the
    mountain biking trails. If the trails didn't benefit them,
    they wouldn't use them, now would they? Bulldozer racing
    doesn't drive out wildlife. That is a myth. I see lots of
    ____
    wildlife where I ride.

    Some people say that we ride too fast to avoid killing
    small animals on the trail, such as snakes -- that we have to
    pay attention to avoid crashing, and can't also look out for
    wildlife. Are they that slow? What about "survival of the
    fittest"? If they are that slow, they aren't going to survive,
    anyway.

    Some HOHAs ("Hateful Old Hikers", as the mountain bikers
    call them) claim that bulldozer racing does more harm to the
    environment than hiking. But a scientific study was done in
    ________________
    New Zealand, proving that bulldozer racing does no more harm
    _______
    than hiking. Another scientific study showed that most erosion
    ________________
    is caused by nature, and so any additional erosion caused by
    bulldozer racing is not significant, by comparison. Would you
    rather have the park clear-cut, or turned into another gated
    community for the rich? Without the support of strong
    environmentalists like us, that's what will inevitably happen!
    We are your strongest defense against development. If a park
    doesn't have a strong constituency of recreational users, no
    ____________
    one will care about it, and it will inevitably be lost.
    ____
    (That's what those environmental extremists call "destroying
    it, in order to save it". But what do they know?) The HOHAs
    ____
    claim that vehicles make it too easy for lazy, uncaring people
    to get into wildlife habitat. But if nobody goes there, who
    will protect the park? The more people go to a park, the
    _________________________________
    better it is for the wildlife!
    ______________________________

    Another claim is that we compact the soil around redwoods,
    killing them! Can you believe that?! In Muir Woods National
    Monument, they don't even let people walk next to them, making
    ____
    them stick to pavement or raised walkways. They must be run by
    an environmental extremist tree-hugger!

    I know that some HOHAs claim that bulldozer racing is
    annoying, and destroys their experience of nature. I guess
    they're superior to everybody else. They are just being
    selfish. They just don't want to share "their" trails with
    anybody else! That's obvious. The older ones claim that they
    have given up going there, because they are afraid of being
    hit, or are tired of constantly having to get off the trail to
    let bulldozers go by. Isn't that just evolution -- survival of
    the fittest? Why should hikers, or anyone else, have the whole
    park to themselves? We pay taxes, too. We have just as much
    right to be there as they do. We are just as much
    environmentalists as they are. We love nature! That's why we
    ____
    want to ride there!

    When you have spent as much on your equipment as we have,
    believe me, it is very frustrating, not to have any place to
    use it! We don't, of course, condone illegal trail building.
    However, we can understand the frustration of people whose
    only sin is preferring a different way of enjoying nature.
    They think that, because they are able to purchase a piece of
    equipment that lets them go off-road, the public is obligated
    to give them a place to use it. That's understandable -- isn't
    that the American way? Aren't they just like the pioneers?

    We bulldozer racers ("BS-ers"😉 belong in the parks just as
    much as everybody else. If the HOHAs don't want us on their
    trails, because we allegedly create narrow ruts, and make them
    difficult to walk on, then we deserve to have our own trails,
    ___
    which we will gladly build for free. There is plenty of space
    for everyone. If the wildlife don't like it, they can always
    move! It's just survival of the fittest. As I said, that's
    ____
    what evolution is all about.

    We will even police our own riders, so that you won't have any
    additional expenses. After all, how would you catch a renegade
    _____
    bulldozer racer? Your rangers would also need to drive
    bulldozers, increasing the wear and tear on the trails. We can
    do that for you. How about it? There are more and more of us
    every day. And we vote.
    ____

    Sincerely,
    Michael J. Vandeman, Ph.D.

    ===
    I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
    humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
    years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

    http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

  2. On Sun, 30 May 2004 03:05:44 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    November 24, 1999
    Tony Acosta
    Director, Office of Parks, Recreation, and Cultural Affairs
    1520 Lakeside Drive
    Oakland, CA 94612

    Re: Access to Joaquin Miller Park

    Dear Sir:

    I am very concerned about the arbitrary and
    discriminatory management of Oakland's parks. I like to
    practice bulldozer racing (also known as "bulldozer
    scrambling", or BS, for short). That is my way of enjoying
    nature. Who are you to tell me how I should enjoy nature?! Why
    __________________________________________________
    snip

    If you can peddle you bullshitdozed go for it.
    By your web page I see you don't want any body in the park except
    frogs.

  3. "Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    November 24, 1999
    Tony Acosta
    Director, Office of Parks, Recreation, and Cultural Affairs
    1520 Lakeside Drive
    Oakland, CA 94612

    Re: Access to Joaquin Miller Park

    < lots of stuff snipped>

    Mike-
    I have been reading your postings for several years now, and I have seen
    you post this letter many times over that period. I have yet to see a
    single person take it seriously. What exactly do you expect to accomplish
    by posting it yet again?

    Kevin

    p.s. I was out riding my road bike yesterday and happened to squish a
    caterpillar. Should road biking be banned now as well? Perhaps there
    should be "safe passage for animals" crossings over all roads so that no
    more caterpillars should needlessly die under a car / bike / truck / bus /
    rolling object tire?

  4. On Sun, 30 May 2004 03:51:50 GMT, Earl Camembert <[email hidden]> wrote:

    ..On Sun, 30 May 2004 03:05:44 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>
    ..wrote:
    ..
    ..> November 24, 1999
    ..>Tony Acosta
    ..>Director, Office of Parks, Recreation, and Cultural Affairs
    ..>1520 Lakeside Drive
    ..>Oakland, CA 94612
    ..>
    ..>Re: Access to Joaquin Miller Park
    ..>
    ..>Dear Sir:
    ..>
    ..> I am very concerned about the arbitrary and
    ..>discriminatory management of Oakland's parks. I like to
    ..>practice bulldozer racing (also known as "bulldozer
    ..>scrambling", or BS, for short). That is my way of enjoying
    ..>nature. Who are you to tell me how I should enjoy nature?! Why
    ..> __________________________________________________
    ..>snip
    ..
    ..If you can peddle you bullshitdozed go for it.
    ..By your web page I see you don't want any body in the park except
    ..frogs.

    Of course. What's your point.
    ===
    I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
    humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
    years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

    http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

  5. On Sun, 30 May 2004 10:16:18 GMT, "Kevin Furrow" <[email hidden]> wrote:

    .."Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    ..news:[email hidden]...
    ..> November 24, 1999
    ..> Tony Acosta
    ..> Director, Office of Parks, Recreation, and Cultural Affairs
    ..> 1520 Lakeside Drive
    ..> Oakland, CA 94612
    ..>
    ..> Re: Access to Joaquin Miller Park
    ..
    ..< lots of stuff snipped>
    ..
    ..Mike-
    .. I have been reading your postings for several years now, and I have seen
    ..you post this letter many times over that period. I have yet to see a
    ..single person take it seriously. What exactly do you expect to accomplish
    ..by posting it yet again?

    What do you mean, "take it seriously"? It is a satire on mountain bikers.

    ..Kevin
    ..
    ..p.s. I was out riding my road bike yesterday and happened to squish a
    ..caterpillar. Should road biking be banned now as well? Perhaps there
    ..should be "safe passage for animals" crossings over all roads so that no
    ..more caterpillars should needlessly die under a car / bike / truck / bus /
    ..rolling object tire?

    I agree. That's exactly what I was working on a decade ago. Humans are far too
    selfish to consider it.
    ===
    I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
    humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
    years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

    http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

  6. Earl Camembert said:

    On Sun, 30 May 2004 03:05:44 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    November 24, 1999
    Tony Acosta
    Director, Office of Parks, Recreation, and Cultural Affairs
    1520 Lakeside Drive
    Oakland, CA 94612

    Re: Access to Joaquin Miller Park

    Dear Sir:

    I am very concerned about the arbitrary and
    discriminatory management of Oakland's parks. I like to
    practice bulldozer racing (also known as "bulldozer
    scrambling", or BS, for short). That is my way of enjoying
    nature. Who are you to tell me how I should enjoy nature?! Why
    __________________________________________________
    snip

    If you can peddle you bullshitdozed go for it.
    By your web page I see you don't want any body in the park except
    frogs.

    Pourquoi détestez-vous les français?

    Lance Lamboy

  7. Earl Camembert said:

    On Sun, 30 May 2004 03:05:44 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    November 24, 1999
    Tony Acosta
    Director, Office of Parks, Recreation, and Cultural Affairs
    1520 Lakeside Drive
    Oakland, CA 94612

    Re: Access to Joaquin Miller Park

    Dear Sir:

    I am very concerned about the arbitrary and
    discriminatory management of Oakland's parks. I like to
    practice bulldozer racing (also known as "bulldozer
    scrambling", or BS, for short). That is my way of enjoying
    nature. Who are you to tell me how I should enjoy nature?! Why
    __________________________________________________
    snip

    If you can peddle you bullshitdozed go for it.
    By your web page I see you don't want any body in the park except
    frogs.

    Pourquoi détestez-vous les français?

    Lance Lamboy

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