Ed Dolans Bad Kitty's

"Bill B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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http://flatrock.org.nz/topics/animals/rogue_cat.htm

Perusing the article did produce one gem, with which I find myself in
agreement:

"There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats."

- Albert Schweitzer

I think Schweitzer may have been partial to Bach whereas I favor Beethoven,
but we are in harmony about cats.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Cat Fancier - Minnesota

On 18 Nov 2004 10:40:41 -0800 "Bill B"
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If Ed likes cats, he'll hate this:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sportka.wmv

--
-Graham

"What I have mostly against middle aged white liberals like you is that you do not know how to hate the proper
people." -Ed Dolan

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On 18 Nov 2004 10:40:41 -0800 "Bill B"
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If Ed likes cats, he'll hate this:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sportka.wmv

Right you are Graham. Cats for some unknown reason like to go into holes.
Cats are fairly intelligent creatures and they like to explore their
environment. Evolution has never prepared them for the kind of environments
that man has created on this earth.

However, I take great solace in the conviction that man will eventually
resort to nuclear warfare and we will exterminate our kind from the planet.
And it will be good riddance to us too. All this [censored] about man having
dominion over the other creatures on the earth is just that - pure [censored].
Because we have evolved very large brains we will be the instruments of our
own destruction. The universe needs to be rid of us. We are nothing but
vermin. Even the rats and the cockroaches are better than we are and more
deserving of life. We are just so deserving of damnation - and the sooner
the better. God Damn Us!

The universe is better off with creatures who can not think. What is the
purpose of it anyway. I consider man to be a failed evolutionary experiment.
It is back to the dinosaurs as far as I am concerned.

Time now for a typical Ed Dolan story. There once was a stray cat that was
hanging around my house because cats know I love them. A couple of kids,
about junior high school age, came upon the cat and commenced to throwing
stones at it. I happened upon this and I went completely berserk. I swore a
blue steak at those kids and chased them. I wanted to kill them. They ran
for their lives and I could not catch them. I was literally trembling with
rage. At that moment I was capable of murder. The moral of this little story
is never to enrage a cat lover. We like cats one hell of lot better than we
like humans.

The English are the world's greatest animal lovers. I am at one with them on
this. Anyone who would mistreat a dumb animal is deserving of being drawn
and quartered. Like I said, God Damn Us for the savages that we humans are.
Because we have rather large brains in our heads and can THINK, we incur the
responsibility of being caretakers of every creature that exists on this
earth. We have become like God in our responsibilities. Truth to tell, we
are God.

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan the Thinker - Minnesota

On Thu, 18 Nov 2004 23:53:07 -0600 "Edward Dolan"
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On 18 Nov 2004 10:40:41 -0800 "Bill B"
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If Ed likes cats, he'll hate this:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sportka.wmv

Right you are Graham. Cats for some unknown reason like to go into holes.
Cats are fairly intelligent creatures and they like to explore their
environment. Evolution has never prepared them for the kind of environments
that man has created on this earth.

However, I take great solace in the conviction that man will eventually
resort to nuclear warfare and we will exterminate our kind from the planet.
And it will be good riddance to us too. All this [censored] about man having
dominion over the other creatures on the earth is just that - pure [censored].
Because we have evolved very large brains we will be the instruments of our
own destruction. The universe needs to be rid of us. We are nothing but
vermin. Even the rats and the cockroaches are better than we are and more
deserving of life. We are just so deserving of damnation - and the sooner
the better. God Damn Us!

The universe is better off with creatures who can not think. What is the
purpose of it anyway. I consider man to be a failed evolutionary experiment.
It is back to the dinosaurs as far as I am concerned.

Time now for a typical Ed Dolan story. There once was a stray cat that was
hanging around my house because cats know I love them. A couple of kids,
about junior high school age, came upon the cat and commenced to throwing
stones at it. I happened upon this and I went completely berserk. I swore a
blue steak at those kids and chased them. I wanted to kill them. They ran
for their lives and I could not catch them. I was literally trembling with
rage. At that moment I was capable of murder. The moral of this little story
is never to enrage a cat lover. We like cats one hell of lot better than we
like humans.

The English are the world's greatest animal lovers. I am at one with them on
this. Anyone who would mistreat a dumb animal is deserving of being drawn
and quartered. Like I said, God Damn Us for the savages that we humans are.
Because we have rather large brains in our heads and can THINK, we incur the
responsibility of being caretakers of every creature that exists on this
earth. We have become like God in our responsibilities. Truth to tell, we
are God.

You been drinking Ed?

--
-Graham

"What I have mostly against middle aged white liberals like you is that you do not know how to hate the proper
people." -Ed Dolan

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On Thu, 18 Nov 2004 23:53:07 -0600 "Edward Dolan"
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On 18 Nov 2004 10:40:41 -0800 "Bill B"
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If Ed likes cats, he'll hate this:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sportka.wmv

Right you are Graham. Cats for some unknown reason like to go into holes.
Cats are fairly intelligent creatures and they like to explore their
environment. Evolution has never prepared them for the kind of
environments
that man has created on this earth.

However, I take great solace in the conviction that man will eventually
resort to nuclear warfare and we will exterminate our kind from the
planet.
And it will be good riddance to us too. All this [censored] about man having
dominion over the other creatures on the earth is just that - pure [censored].
Because we have evolved very large brains we will be the instruments of
our
own destruction. The universe needs to be rid of us. We are nothing but
vermin. Even the rats and the cockroaches are better than we are and more
deserving of life. We are just so deserving of damnation - and the sooner
the better. God Damn Us!

The universe is better off with creatures who can not think. What is the
purpose of it anyway. I consider man to be a failed evolutionary
experiment.
It is back to the dinosaurs as far as I am concerned.

Time now for a typical Ed Dolan story. There once was a stray cat that was
hanging around my house because cats know I love them. A couple of kids,
about junior high school age, came upon the cat and commenced to throwing
stones at it. I happened upon this and I went completely berserk. I swore
a
blue steak at those kids and chased them. I wanted to kill them. They ran
for their lives and I could not catch them. I was literally trembling with
rage. At that moment I was capable of murder. The moral of this little
story
is never to enrage a cat lover. We like cats one hell of lot better than
we
like humans.

The English are the world's greatest animal lovers. I am at one with them
on
this. Anyone who would mistreat a dumb animal is deserving of being drawn
and quartered. Like I said, God Damn Us for the savages that we humans
are.
Because we have rather large brains in our heads and can THINK, we incur
the
responsibility of being caretakers of every creature that exists on this
earth. We have become like God in our responsibilities. Truth to tell, we
are God.

You been drinking Ed?

Just a bit Graham. But I can't get drunk enough to get out of my mind man's
cruelties to his fellow creatures. It is really quite HORRIBLE if you stop
to think about it. We are all of us just animals on this earth and why we
can't be better to our poor dumb fellow creatures is truly a HORROR. Mankind
is much more evil than any of us appreciate. The fact that we can THINK and
KNOW makes us Gods, and yet we do not act like Gods. We act like Devils
instead. Surely intelligence is ours to act like Gods, not like Devils.

I have a friend, not many, who likes to wax eloquently about how he trapped
foxes when he was young for a bit of extra spending money. While he was out
trapping foxes when he was young I was given totally over to Beethoven and
Shakespeare et al and never had a clue that others could be out there
killing and murdering our fellow creatures for a bit of extra spending
money. This friend of mine has absolutely no conception whatsoever of the
horror with which I regard his youthful activities. But that is ever the way
of those who do not THINK. A thinking man is cursed and will be depressed
all of his life. Oh, to be a happy idiot!

Whenever I eat meat I say a prayer to the poor dead animal. That animal has
died that I may live. Damn it all to Hell! I WORSHIP the animal that gives
me life the same way I worship the sun that gives me life. I do not
appreciate invisible Gods that others bow down to. I KNOW where life comes
from and we best be humble about it. I am a not a Christian!

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan the Thinker - Minnesota

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You been drinking Ed?

Just a bit Graham. But I can't get drunk enough to get out of my mind man's
cruelties to his fellow creatures. It is really quite HORRIBLE if you stop
to think about it. We are all of us just animals on this earth and why we
can't be better to our poor dumb fellow creatures is truly a HORROR. Mankind
is much more evil than any of us appreciate. The fact that we can THINK and
KNOW makes us Gods, and yet we do not act like Gods. We act like Devils
instead. Surely intelligence is ours to act like Gods, not like Devils.

http://usethebomb.com/Secret/images/explodedog.mpeg

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You been drinking Ed?

Just a bit Graham. But I can't get drunk enough to get out of my mind
man's
cruelties to his fellow creatures. It is really quite HORRIBLE if you
stop
to think about it. We are all of us just animals on this earth and why we
can't be better to our poor dumb fellow creatures is truly a HORROR.
Mankind
is much more evil than any of us appreciate. The fact that we can THINK
and
KNOW makes us Gods, and yet we do not act like Gods. We act like Devils
instead. Surely intelligence is ours to act like Gods, not like Devils.

http://usethebomb.com/Secret/images/explodedog.mpeg

Screw you all the way to hell and back! May God damn you! Anyone who
thinks it is funny to oppress one's fellow creatures on this earth is
beneath contempt. Since you are beneath contempt, I wish you nothing but the
worst in life. May your soul rot in Hell for all eternity. I curse you and
all your kind. You are not worthy to even live. Die why don't you and
cleanse the earth of your loathsome presence, Die, die, die you [censored]
miserable son of a [censored]!

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the God - Minnesota

That was the best.................

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You been drinking Ed?

Just a bit Graham. But I can't get drunk enough to get out of my mind
man's
cruelties to his fellow creatures. It is really quite HORRIBLE if you
stop
to think about it. We are all of us just animals on this earth and why we
can't be better to our poor dumb fellow creatures is truly a HORROR.
Mankind
is much more evil than any of us appreciate. The fact that we can THINK
and
KNOW makes us Gods, and yet we do not act like Gods. We act like Devils
instead. Surely intelligence is ours to act like Gods, not like Devils.

http://usethebomb.com/Secret/images/explodedog.mpeg

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That was the best.................

That must be one of those new neutron bombs that kill the dogs but leave the
furniture they are on intact.

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> You been drinking Ed?

Just a bit Graham. But I can't get drunk enough to get out of my mind
man's
cruelties to his fellow creatures. It is really quite HORRIBLE if you
stop
to think about it. We are all of us just animals on this earth and why
we
can't be better to our poor dumb fellow creatures is truly a HORROR.
Mankind
is much more evil than any of us appreciate. The fact that we can THINK
and
KNOW makes us Gods, and yet we do not act like Gods. We act like Devils
instead. Surely intelligence is ours to act like Gods, not like Devils.

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Not much of a mess either, just a little hair to sweep up.

I wonder if........... no, you can go to jail for that.

SAVE THE EARTH!! ... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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That was the best.................

That must be one of those new neutron bombs that kill the dogs but leave
the furniture they are on intact.

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SAVE THE EARTH!! ... it's the only planet with chocolate.

How do *you* know?? :-))

You know......... I don't.
Guess we should ask the one and only "Ed.... one that knows all" :-)

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SAVE THE EARTH!! ... it's the only planet with chocolate.

How do *you* know?? :-))

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You know......... I don't.
Guess we should ask the one and only "Ed.... one that knows all" :-)

You mean our Ed may have been a victim of "Alien abduction"?? That explains
a lot!!

Bill McAninch said:

SAVE THE EARTH!! ... it's the only planet with chocolate.

LOL! But for Tom's sake, I think it should be spelled, "CHOCOLATE." 🙂