I believe we have finally come to the parting of the ways. This newsgroup,
ARBR, is so far beneath me that I do not even know how to describe it. There
are nothing but jerks and nerds left here. Ed Gin (Johnny ReBike) will
administer the coup de grace. I leave you to yourselves.
I have taken many a final farewell from this group before, most with much
cussing and swearing and slamming of doors. Heretofore, there has always
been at least one intelligent soul left to entice me back. But now we have
reached the nadir. Even Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, is into nothing but
[censored] and [censored] and cum and sperm. He has fatally confused the excretory
function with the reproductive function. A poet without taste is worse than
worthless. It would have been better if he had never been born.
I would be remiss in leaving if I did not leave a few final parting words
about the real scoundrels that exist on this group. Jon Meinecke comes
foremost to mind. Ever the weasel, he is beneath contempt. I have gotten rid
of various other scum bags who used to infect this group like the plague.
Tom Sherman is now thankfully gone as is Cletus Lee, another major hypocrite
to be sure. They posted their liberal political views on this forum like
forever before I came along and made short work of them and their despicable
views. Liberals are nothing but traitors and ought to be taken out, put up
against a wall and shot. I even got rid of that dastardly Byron Ball who
thought it was just fine and dandy that liberals should post their horrible
crappy [censored] here on ARBR. Larry Varney is now gone from here too. He was
nothing if not an ornery old coot.
Bottom line, I am just too Great for this miserable little freaking
recumbent group. It is composed of mostly nothing but working class slobs
who have neglected their minds and know nothing about anything. They will
never rise to middle class standards, let alone the Great standard that I
have set here on ARBR. Hells Bells, they do not even know anything about
recumbents. If anyone left here wants to knows something worthwhile about
recumbents, then subscribe to Bob Bryant's RCN and forget all this [censored] here
on ARBR.
Btu I am not only Great, I am also a Great Saint. That others on this group
have not recognized my Saintliness only goes to prove how steeped in sin
they are. Since they are not worthy of me, I am leaving. Yea! You will not
have Ed Dolan the Great to kick around any more. May all of you choke and
gag on your trivial freaking nonsense messages to one another. Truly, the
lot of you are fit for nothing but a mental asylum.
Like MacArthur, I will return only if the outrages grow beyond all human
endurance. But I have decided to give up all attempts at niceness
forevermore. In the future, should I return, I will be consistently nasty
and will go for the jugular each and every time. I will become an ogre and
the rest of you slobs will finally have a reason for not liking me. No more
Mr. Nice Guy!
I will be the scepter that haunts this group and reminds you of how good you
could have had it if only you had listened to me. Poor damned creatures,
lost forever in your own ignorance and stupidity. May God have mercy on your
pitiful souls. My Greatness is not for you.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota