Ed Dolan on women

Edward Dolan said:

I have had an interesting and educational correspondence with Beth of Alaska
here on ARBR on various threads. Now I feel the need to make my sentiments
clear as I realize I can easily be misunderstood because of my exaggerations
for rhetorical effect.

First off, I worship the ground women walk on. My mother was a saint as is
my sister, my sister in law and all my nieces. I have never known a woman
whom I do not consider a saint. They are just so much better than us men. I
know Beth is a saint too. I have been kidding her relentlessly on this
newsgroup, but she is just so much better than us men that there is no
comparison. Beth is confused about a few things, but that is because we men
are essentially monsters. Beth is good at heart and I detected this
immediately.

We men are truly monsters. I have been arguing with God all my life why He
made us this way. It requires enormous effort for us men to rise above our
natures. We never succeed entirely no matter how hard we try. I look to
women to how the human species ought to be. I am a Don Quixote and a
romanticist at heart. Women are a miracle put on this earth to remind us men
how much better we could be. I value the intellect and courage of men, but
women are goodness personified. It is far better to be good than to be
smart.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

Couldn't agree more. Never understood why they wanted equality when they already held the superior position.
The hand that rocks the cradle, well, you know.
Dan.

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Edward Dolan said:

... First off, I worship the ground women walk on...

Strange fetish, no?

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My mother was a saint as is my sister, my sister in
law and all my nieces. I have never known a woman
whom I do not consider a saint...

Obviously Ed has never known my ex. :^)

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They are just so much better than us men.

Speak for yourself.

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I know Beth is a saint too...

Saint? I don't know but maybe. She seems pretty nice anyway.

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Beth is confused about a few things, but that is because
we men are essentially monsters...

Again, speak for yourself.

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Beth is good at heart and I detected this immediately.

No argument here.

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We men are truly monsters. I have been arguing with God all my life why He
made us this way.

Why does the above not suprise me about you at all?

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We men are truly monsters. I have been arguing with God all my life why

He

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made us this way.

Why does the above not suprise me about you at all?

I dunno. I think the whole post is satire.

Pat in Tx

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We men are truly monsters. I have been arguing with God all my life

why

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made us this way.

Why does the above not suprise me about you at all?

I dunno. I think the whole post is satire.

Pat in Tx

There is some satire but not as much as you might think. I really do have a
low opinion of men and I really do have a high opinion of women - although I
can't get along with any of them (men and women) worth a darn. I much prefer
cats and dogs to any humans.

Men are killers and with the slightest encouragement can be turned into
murderers. Women are not killers and it is only by extreme measures that you
can turn them into murderers. These are the biological imperatives of our
nature as decreed by our evolution as hominids. We are killer apes to put it
simply. We see this played out everyday of our lives in newspaper articles
from all over the world. If you do not think this is true, would you please
explain the recent Russian school children massacre to me.

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Ed Dolan - Minnesota

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We men are truly monsters. I have been arguing with God all my life

why

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He

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made us this way.

Why does the above not suprise me about you at all?

I dunno. I think the whole post is satire.

Pat in Tx

There is some satire but not as much as you might think. I really do have a
low opinion of men and I really do have a high opinion of women - although I
can't get along with any of them (men and women) worth a darn. I much prefer
cats and dogs to any humans.

Men are killers and with the slightest encouragement can be turned into
murderers. Women are not killers and it is only by extreme measures that you
can turn them into murderers. These are the biological imperatives of our
nature as decreed by our evolution as hominids. We are killer apes to put it
simply. We see this played out everyday of our lives in newspaper articles
from all over the world. If you do not think this is true, would you please
explain the recent Russian school children massacre to me.

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Ed Dolan - Minnesota

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I am a Don Quixote

Somebody haul that windmill onstage, quick!
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Mark South, Super Genius: World Citizen, Net Denizen

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I am a Don Quixote

Somebody haul that windmill onstage, quick!
--
Mark South, Super Genius: World Citizen, Net Denizen

In article <[email hidden]>, Edward Dolan

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I have had an interesting and educational correspondence with Beth of Alaska
here on ARBR on various threads. Now I feel the need to make my sentiments
clear as I realize I can easily be misunderstood because of my exaggerations
for rhetorical effect.

Translation: I have [censored] Beth off and i owe her and all women a
sincere apology or else i will be ostracized from the group for my
sinful mind.

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First off, I worship the ground women walk on. My mother was a saint as is
my sister, my sister in law and all my nieces. I have never known a woman
whom I do not consider a saint. They are just so much better than us men. I
know Beth is a saint too. I have been kidding her relentlessly on this
newsgroup, but she is just so much better than us men that there is no
comparison. Beth is confused about a few things, but that is because we men
are essentially monsters. Beth is good at heart and I detected this
immediately.

Translation: Indicting all men will get me out of this [censored] up.

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We men are truly monsters. I have been arguing with God all my life why He
made us this way. It requires enormous effort for us men to rise above our
natures. We never succeed entirely no matter how hard we try. I look to
women to how the human species ought to be. I am a Don Quixote and a
romanticist at heart. Women are a miracle put on this earth to remind us men
how much better we could be. I value the intellect and courage of men, but
women are goodness personified. It is far better to be good than to be
smart.

Translation: Men are smarter than women. But women are still
better...yeah thats it, Taste it!

Behold! The Great Ed Dolan Has Spoken!
Rejoice, The Saint Is Here!

Ed,

You get caught in a LIE about where you have lived, much less what you have
done with your life!

Now you START a TROLL post!

You're pathetic! Get a REAL life!

Will the real Ed Dolan please stand up!

Perry B - Minnesota

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I have had an interesting and educational correspondence with Beth of

Alaska

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here on ARBR on various threads. Now I feel the need to make my sentiments
clear as I realize I can easily be misunderstood because of my

exaggerations

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for rhetorical effect.

First off, I worship the ground women walk on. My mother was a saint as is
my sister, my sister in law and all my nieces. I have never known a woman
whom I do not consider a saint. They are just so much better than us men.

I

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know Beth is a saint too. I have been kidding her relentlessly on this
newsgroup, but she is just so much better than us men that there is no
comparison. Beth is confused about a few things, but that is because we

men

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are essentially monsters. Beth is good at heart and I detected this
immediately.

We men are truly monsters. I have been arguing with God all my life why He
made us this way. It requires enormous effort for us men to rise above our
natures. We never succeed entirely no matter how hard we try. I look to
women to how the human species ought to be. I am a Don Quixote and a
romanticist at heart. Women are a miracle put on this earth to remind us

men

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how much better we could be. I value the intellect and courage of men, but
women are goodness personified. It is far better to be good than to be
smart.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

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In article <[email hidden]>, Edward Dolan

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I have had an interesting and educational correspondence with Beth of

Alaska

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here on ARBR on various threads. Now I feel the need to make my

sentiments

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clear as I realize I can easily be misunderstood because of my

exaggerations

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for rhetorical effect.

Translation: I have [censored] Beth off and i owe her and all women a
sincere apology or else i will be ostracized from the group for my
sinful mind.

Poor Beth does not even know what is transpiring half the time. It is
jackasses like you that I mean to [censored], but you are so confounded stupid
that it is not easy to do. However, I shall persevere in my humble labors
here on ARBR to put you down and to keep you in your place - which is at the
bottom of the heap.

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First off, I worship the ground women walk on. My mother was a saint as

is

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my sister, my sister in law and all my nieces. I have never known a

woman

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whom I do not consider a saint. They are just so much better than us

men. I

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know Beth is a saint too. I have been kidding her relentlessly on this
newsgroup, but she is just so much better than us men that there is no
comparison. Beth is confused about a few things, but that is because we

men

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are essentially monsters. Beth is good at heart and I detected this
immediately.

Translation: Indicting all men will get me out of this [censored] up.

All men are what I say they are because I know things you will never know.
But you exemplify to perfection every rotten thing that can be said about
men. Although I think you may be more a satyr than a man because of all your
sexual perversities.

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We men are truly monsters. I have been arguing with God all my life why

He

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made us this way. It requires enormous effort for us men to rise above

our

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natures. We never succeed entirely no matter how hard we try. I look to
women to how the human species ought to be. I am a Don Quixote and a
romanticist at heart. Women are a miracle put on this earth to remind us

men

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how much better we could be. I value the intellect and courage of men,

but

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women are goodness personified. It is far better to be good than to be
smart.

Translation: Men are smarter than women. But women are still
better...yeah thats it, Taste it!

Smarter is not always better and better is not always smarter. But in your
case there is no smarter and no better. It is just dumber and worser.

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Ed Dolan - Minnesota

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Ed,

You get caught in a LIE about where you have lived, much less what you

have

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done with your life!

I have already explained to you my living arraignments over the course of my
life in a previous post, but you are too g.d. stupid to grasp anything that
is told to you. The only liar here is yourself because you are telling lies
about me. What a [censored] up scoundrel you are! If you only knew how
uninterested I am in you, you would return the favor and get out of my face,
you g.d. moron!

Perry Butler is the typical liberal [censored] who just loves to call others
names like liar. Even when you explain to him what is being said he is
unable to grasp the essence of anything. Would you want a moron like this
teaching your children (he claims to be an elementary teacher)? Here are a
few choice names for him: jackass extradinaire, nincompoop in excelsis and
dumkopf of the highest order.

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Now you START a TROLL post!

I will start and finish whatever kind of posts I please and if you do not
like it, you can go [censored] yourself!

Perry Butler is as ever the victim to my every post even when it is not
being addressed to him. But he can't help but let himself be pulled in by my
superior intellect. It is no doubt interesting for him, but what is in it
for me to have to read his garbage. He himself never has anything
interesting to say about anything. Too many Perry Butlers on this newsgroup
and that would be the end of everything.

He should try a troll himself sometime instead of always being such an
earnest fool and see if anyone will respond to what he has to say. The
troller has to be intelligent, the trollee can be as dumb as a post - and
they usually are.

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Ed Dolan - Minnesota

"Perry Butler" <[email hidden]>

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MAJOR SNIPPAGE AND WAY OT <

Hi Perry,

Please email me at [email hidden] I have a question and my
email to you at the above address bounced back.

Thanks and cheers

Slow Joe

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I much prefer
cats and dogs to any humans.

Well, Ed, there is some hope for you yet, then.

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Poor Beth does not even know what is transpiring half the time. It is
jackasses like you that I mean to [censored], but you are so confounded stupid
that it is not easy to do. However, I shall persevere in my humble labors
here on ARBR to put you down and to keep you in your place - which is at the
bottom of the heap.

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All men are what I say they are because I know things you will never know.

Uh huh. The wisdom oozes from your every pore.

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But you exemplify to perfection every rotten thing that can be said about
men. Although I think you may be more a satyr than a man because of all your
sexual perversities.

I'm not a violent man. So you are wrong.
Sex is not perverse. So your wrong again.

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Smarter is not always better and better is not always smarter. But in your
case there is no smarter and no better. It is just dumber and worser.

ed dolan gets dumber by the second.

What kind of a DUMBASS starts a post called "ed dolan on women" anyways.
Do you think people really give a damn on a bent forum what you think
about women? Its quite obvious your trying to dig your dumbass out of a
hole you dug for yourself. Why not just make a post called "Beth: ed
dolan is a sorry summbitch" And then apologize for calling her names.

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Poor Beth does not even know what is transpiring half the time. It is
jackasses like you that I mean to [censored], but you are so confounded

stupid

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that it is not easy to do. However, I shall persevere in my humble

labors

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here on ARBR to put you down and to keep you in your place - which is at

the

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bottom of the heap.

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All men are what I say they are because I know things you will never

know.

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Uh huh. The wisdom oozes from your every pore.

Of course it does. I have read many thousands of books and you have read
only a few. You are nothing but a computer nerd, a new even dumber species
than the formerly illiterate, although both types have a lot in common.

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But you exemplify to perfection every rotten thing that can be said

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men. Although I think you may be more a satyr than a man because of all

your

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sexual perversities.

I'm not a violent man. So you are wrong.
Sex is not perverse. So your wrong again.

I am saying you are an extremely stupid man, not necessarily a violent man.
But men are more violent than women and therefore are not as good as women.
Only someone as stupid as you would claim otherwise.

Your sex is perverse because you have freely admitted to this group that you
are a fornicator outside of marriage and that you are a masturbator. I think
you could also be a homosexual because you are quick to accuse others of
that particular perversion. Sex properly understood is not perverse, but
when it is improperly understood, then it is.

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Smarter is not always better and better is not always smarter. But in

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case there is no smarter and no better. It is just dumber and worser.

ed dolan gets dumber by the second.

What kind of a dumb ass does not even capitalize proper names?

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What kind of a DUMBASS starts a post called "ed dolan on women" anyways.
Do you think people really give a damn on a bent forum what you think
about women? Its quite obvious your trying to dig your dumbass out of a
hole you dug for yourself. Why not just make a post called "Beth: ed
dolan is a sorry summbitch" And then apologize for calling her names.

I have never yet apologized on this group for calling anyone any names as
whatever names were called by me were well deserved. You are a case in
point.

Fully 75% of the posts on this group are incredibly stupid and go nowhere
and so I feel right at home posting my own very intelligent and well
considered statements whether they have anything to do with what you are
interested in or not. You say whatever you want to say and I will do the
same. And do not ever put words in my mouth. I know what I want to say
exactly without any help from you, be assured of that.

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Ed Dolan - Minnesota

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I much prefer cats and dogs to any humans.

Well, Ed, there is some hope for you yet, then.

Hi Beth,

Hmm. He says he worships the ground upon which you walk. OTOH, he says he
prefers cats and dogs. One wonders what he does with the ground where they
have been. :^)

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I much prefer
cats and dogs to any humans.

Well, Ed, there is some hope for you yet, then.

Most men, unless they are monsters, will like dogs but for some strange
reason many men do not like cats. I have always thought this was most queer.
Cats are like little lions and tigers. They exemplify all of the virtues of
their big brothers. To observe a cat in your house is to observe a tiger in
the wild. They are not as loyal and faithful as dogs of course, but to me
that is even better. I very much like an animal that will occasionally bite
the hand that feeds him and in general treat me with disdain.

A man who does not appreciate cats is truly a monster, even more of a
monster than a man who does not like dogs. If all a man likes are other
humans and cannot relate to any of the other animals on this earth, then I
do not want to know such a man. He is beneath contempt in my book and not
worthy of civilization. To only care about other humans and not have a
loving thought for the cats and dogs that accompany us on our journey
through life is the most selfish thing I can think of.

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Ed Dolan - Minnesota

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I much prefer cats and dogs to any humans.

Well, Ed, there is some hope for you yet, then.

Hi Beth,

Hmm. He says he worships the ground upon which you walk. OTOH, he says

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prefers cats and dogs. One wonders what he does with the ground where

they

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have been. :^)

I swear this Bass character has [censored] on his brain ALL the time. I wonder if
he is having bowel problems?

It goes without saying that I do not "worship" any particular person
regardless of any qualities that person may have. I speak in
generalizations and in abstractions only. I respect and admire the qualities
of goodness where ever I can discern them. Women have these qualities much
more so than do men.

Dogs can be a bit messy, especially in the urban setting, but cats are
particularly clean and fastidious. On the other hand, we humans are total
pigs for the most part. In third world countries, people die of diseases
having to do with their own sewage. Here in the West we have developed a
plumbing system to help us out in this regard, but I think we are still
pretty good at fouling our own nest.

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Ed Dolan - Minnesota