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    Omelet
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    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
    exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
    you think I'll live to be 80?"
    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
    I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
    hiking, or bicycling?"
    "No, I don't," I said.
    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
    "No," I said.
    He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a [censored]?"

    (received by e-mail <g>😉
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  2. Andy
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    Omelet said...

    Quoted message said:

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
    exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
    you think I'll live to be 80?"
    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
    I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
    hiking, or bicycling?"
    "No, I don't," I said.
    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
    "No," I said.
    He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a [censored]?"

    Very funny. I thought it was actually your doctor! LOL.

    Ya put one past me, again. Thanks CotD #3.

    Andy

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  3. Karen AKA Kajikit
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    On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:29:20 -0500, Omelet <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
    exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
    you think I'll live to be 80?"
    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
    I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
    hiking, or bicycling?"
    "No, I don't," I said.
    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
    "No," I said.
    He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a [censored]?"

    (received by e-mail <g>😉

    lol!

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  4. Omelet
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    In article said:

    Omelet said...

    Quoted message said:

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
    exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
    you think I'll live to be 80?"
    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
    I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
    hiking, or bicycling?"
    "No, I don't," I said.
    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
    "No," I said.
    He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a [censored]?"

    Very funny. I thought it was actually your doctor! LOL.

    Ya put one past me, again. Thanks CotD #3.

    Andy

    Cheers babe! :-)
    --
    Peace, Om

    Remove _ to validate e-mails.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson

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  5. Omelet
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    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Karen AKA Kajikit said:

    On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:29:20 -0500, Omelet <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
    exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
    you think I'll live to be 80?"
    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
    I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
    hiking, or bicycling?"
    "No, I don't," I said.
    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
    "No," I said.
    He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a [censored]?"

    (received by e-mail <g>😉

    lol!

    ;-)
    --
    Peace, Om

    Remove _ to validate e-mails.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson

    Report
  6. Andy
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    Omelet said...

    Quoted message said:
    In article said:

    Omelet said...

    Quoted message said:

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
    exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
    "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
    I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very
    unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
    hiking, or bicycling?"
    "No, I don't," I said.
    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
    "No," I said.
    He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a [censored]?"

    Very funny. I thought it was actually your doctor! LOL.

    Ya put one past me, again. Thanks CotD #3.

    Andy

    Cheers babe! :-)

    Yeah, well, cheers babe! TRY AGAIN!

    Dare ya! I'm not THAT gullible!!! (famous last words)

    <chuckle>

    Andy

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