Early morning challenge

"Smudger" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Here you go.

You've got a Brompton (L6 if you like).

You've got £75 in your pocket.

An asteroid will hit the Earth in ninety-three minutes and you're going to
die.

It's a Thurdsay this coming July. Warm but raining. 6:37PM.

You're in Tottenham Court Road.

What do you do?

Cycle to Stringfellows and then get smashed. Simon

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An asteroid will hit the Earth in ninety-three minutes and you're going to
die.

What do you do?

Hitch a lift with a passing vogon constructor fleet.

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Smudger said:

Here you go.

You've got a Brompton (L6 if you like).

You've got £75 in your pocket.

An asteroid will hit the Earth in ninety-three minutes and you're going to
die.

It's a Thurdsay this coming July. Warm but raining. 6:37PM.

You're in Tottenham Court Road.

What do you do?

Ride to the British Museum, nick the Sutton Hoo hoard and cycle to Buck Palace clad in the
grave-goods of Raedwald to reclaim England and challenge Phil the Greek to single combat.

Then buy a cycling helmet, secure in the knowledge that it'll protect me from all head injuries. The
asteroid will bounce of my lid and I can usher in a new era of peace and prosperity as saviour of
the earth.

Oh, wait a minute. You said it was raining. In which case I'll head to the nearest pub and get
bladdered.
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DG

Bah!

Disgruntled Goat <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Smudger said:

Here you go.

You've got a Brompton (L6 if you like).

You've got £75 in your pocket.

An asteroid will hit the Earth in ninety-three minutes and you're going

to

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die.

It's a Thurdsay this coming July. Warm but raining. 6:37PM.

You're in Tottenham Court Road.

What do you do?

Ask Simon if I can go with him and then ponce a drink!

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Mark
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"Smudger" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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An asteroid will hit the Earth in ninety-three minutes and you're going to
die.

It's a Thurdsay this coming July. Warm but raining. 6:37PM.

<Assumes Hollywood Irish accent> 6:37PM? But how do you know if asteroid toime?

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Dave...

"Smudger" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Here you go.

You've got a Brompton (L6 if you like).

You've got £75 in your pocket.

Give the bike to an old man and use the £75 to buy a better one? 😉 Dave.

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<Assumes Hollywood Irish accent> 6:37PM? But how do you know if asteroid

toime?

But Kahn you do an Oirish accent, Dave?

"Smudger" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Here you go.

You've got a Brompton (L6 if you like).

You've got £75 in your pocket.

An asteroid will hit the Earth in ninety-three minutes and you're going to
die.

It's a Thurdsay this coming July. Warm but raining. 6:37PM.

You're in Tottenham Court Road.

What do you do?

Smudger, Either :-
a). You've had a hell of a premonition there, young man OR -
b). You're in competition for the -strangest- query ever put out on an ng, including tenuous link to
ng subject.

Dave. ;-)

p.s. in answer to your query, spend 93 minutes wondering how the hell I ended up in Tottenham Court
Road, on a Brompton with £75 in my pocket at
6:37pm on a warm yet wet rainy Thursday this coming July.....

(Nick Kew) said:

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What do you do?

Hitch a lift with a passing vogon constructor fleet.

Make sure your Dreen idmaging powers are working okay, OK?

James

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"Gearóid Ó Laoi, Garry Lee" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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<Assumes Hollywood Irish accent> 6:37PM? But how do you know if asteroid

toime?

But Kahn you do an Oirish accent, Dave?

Ó Laoi when oi feel like it, Gearóid (to be sure, to be sure).

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Dave...

On Sat, 3 May 2003 00:39:26 +0100, Smudger scrawled: ) You've got a Brompton (L6 if you like).
You've got £75 in your pocket. ) An asteroid will hit the Earth in ninety-three minutes and you're
going ) to die. It's a Thurdsay this coming July. Warm but raining. 6:37PM. ) You're in Tottenham
Court Road.

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Exits are N,S,E,W,D

) ) What do you do?

S

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You are on Charing Cross Road.

BUY BOOK

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OK.

BUY BOOK

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OK.

BUY BOOK

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OK.

BUY BOOK

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OK.

BUY BOOK

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OK.

BUY BOOK

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You are already carrying the maximum number of books.

W

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You are on Dean Street

W

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You are on Berwick Street

BUY CD

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OK.

BUY CD

J-P
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In "]news:[email hidden], Smudger <[email hidden]> typed:

Quoted message said:

Here you go.

You've got a Brompton (L6 if you like).

You've got £75 in your pocket.

An asteroid will hit the Earth in ninety-three minutes and you're going to die.

It's a Thurdsay this coming July. Warm but raining. 6:37PM.

You're in Tottenham Court Road.

What do you do?

Put my helmet on ;-)

Tony