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  1. Carl has had great fun describing the latest cycling news from the
    Victorian era, and I cannot help but get in on the game.

    Here from May 1886, a report on the Stanley Show:

    Dwarf, or so-called safety bicycles, are, with due respect to their
    riders and their apparent popularity, a delusion and a snare. There is
    not one of them from which a header or a tumble backwards cannot be
    taken, and there is, after all, very little difference whether one
    lands on one¹s head from a four or six foot bicycle; there is more
    friction owing to chains and bearings, more difficulty in steering,
    and more nonsense talked about record-breaking on this sort of machine
    than in and on all other makes of cycles put together. The only
    advantages are ease in mounting and dismounting, and the fact that, the
    wheel being shorter and the machine more com- pact, there is less
    resistance to the wind. But the average rider, who buys a machine of
    this sort on the strength of the wonderful records made upon it, will
    find himself sadly handicaped by scorchers, whose business it is to
    create records on all the new dwarf machines which crop up, and whose
    performances on any machine are perfectly valueless from a practical
    stand-point.

    ....the so-called ³safeties² are only a fashion.

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_08/outVIII02/outVIII02c.
    pdf

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

  2. Ryan Cousineau said:

    Carl has had great fun describing the latest cycling news from the
    Victorian era, and I cannot help but get in on the game.

    Here from May 1886, a report on the Stanley Show:

    Dwarf, or so-called safety bicycles, are, with due respect to their
    riders and their apparent popularity, a delusion and a snare. There is
    not one of them from which a header or a tumble backwards cannot be
    taken, and there is, after all, very little difference whether one
    lands on one¹s head from a four or six foot bicycle; there is more
    friction owing to chains and bearings, more difficulty in steering,
    and more nonsense talked about record-breaking on this sort of machine
    than in and on all other makes of cycles put together. The only
    advantages are ease in mounting and dismounting, and the fact that, the
    wheel being shorter and the machine more com- pact, there is less
    resistance to the wind. But the average rider, who buys a machine of
    this sort on the strength of the wonderful records made upon it, will
    find himself sadly handicaped by scorchers, whose business it is to
    create records on all the new dwarf machines which crop up, and whose
    performances on any machine are perfectly valueless from a practical
    stand-point.

    ...the so-called ³safeties² are only a fashion.

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_08/outVIII02/outVIII02c.
    pdf

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden]://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

    ANSWERING UNASKED QUESTIONS, I SAY!

  3. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Hank Wirtz said:
    Ryan Cousineau said:

    Carl has had great fun describing the latest cycling news from the
    Victorian era, and I cannot help but get in on the game.

    Here from May 1886, a report on the Stanley Show:

    Dwarf, or so-called safety bicycles, are, with due respect to their
    riders and their apparent popularity, a delusion and a snare.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    ...the so-called ³safeties² are only a fashion.

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume08/outVIII02/outVIII02c.pdf

    Quoted message said:

    ANSWERING UNASKED QUESTIONS, I SAY!

    Hank, I do believe you are reading someone else's lines here.

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

  4. On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:05:32 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Carl has had great fun describing the latest cycling news from the
    Victorian era, and I cannot help but get in on the game.

    Here from May 1886, a report on the Stanley Show:

    Dwarf, or so-called safety bicycles, are, with due respect to their
    riders and their apparent popularity, a delusion and a snare. There is
    not one of them from which a header or a tumble backwards cannot be
    taken, and there is, after all, very little difference whether one
    lands on one¹s head from a four or six foot bicycle; there is more
    friction owing to chains and bearings, more difficulty in steering,
    and more nonsense talked about record-breaking on this sort of machine
    than in and on all other makes of cycles put together. The only
    advantages are ease in mounting and dismounting, and the fact that, the
    wheel being shorter and the machine more com- pact, there is less
    resistance to the wind. But the average rider, who buys a machine of
    this sort on the strength of the wonderful records made upon it, will
    find himself sadly handicaped by scorchers, whose business it is to
    create records on all the new dwarf machines which crop up, and whose
    performances on any machine are perfectly valueless from a practical
    stand-point.

    ...the so-called ³safeties² are only a fashion.

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_08/outVIII02/outVIII02c.
    pdf

    Dear Ryan,

    Yes, I had that on my list of juicy quotes to stick into threads when
    an opportunity presented itself, but you beat me to it.

    So here (you thief!) is your award:

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_03/outIII02/outIII02a.pdf

    There may be a weirder-looking trophy cup, but I haven't seen it yet.

    Cheers,

    Carl Fogel

  5. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:

    On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:05:32 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <[email hidden]>
    wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Here from May 1886, a report on the Stanley Show:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    ...the so-called ³safeties² are only a fashion.

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_08/outVIII02/outVIII02c.pdf

    Dear Ryan,

    Yes, I had that on my list of juicy quotes to stick into threads when
    an opportunity presented itself, but you beat me to it.

    So here (you thief!) is your award:

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_03/outIII02/outIII02a.pdf

    There may be a weirder-looking trophy cup, but I haven't seen it yet.

    I'm...I'm speechless! I concur with your assessment.

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

  6. On 2007-04-30, [email hidden] <[email hidden]> wrote:
    [...]

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_08/outVIII02/outVIII02c.
    pdf

    Dear Ryan,

    Yes, I had that on my list of juicy quotes to stick into threads when
    an opportunity presented itself, but you beat me to it.

    So here (you thief!) is your award:

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_03/outIII02/outIII02a.pdf

    There may be a weirder-looking trophy cup, but I haven't seen it yet.

    I know it looks like a gilded space slug, but it's more likely modeled
    after a Viking drinking horn.

  7. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:

    On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:05:32 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Carl has had great fun describing the latest cycling news from the
    Victorian era, and I cannot help but get in on the game.

    Here from May 1886, a report on the Stanley Show:

    Dwarf, or so-called safety bicycles, are, with due respect to their
    riders and their apparent popularity, a delusion and a snare. There is
    not one of them from which a header or a tumble backwards cannot be
    taken, and there is, after all, very little difference whether one
    lands on one¹s head from a four or six foot bicycle; there is more
    friction owing to chains and bearings, more difficulty in steering,
    and more nonsense talked about record-breaking on this sort of machine
    than in and on all other makes of cycles put together. The only
    advantages are ease in mounting and dismounting, and the fact that, the
    wheel being shorter and the machine more com- pact, there is less
    resistance to the wind. But the average rider, who buys a machine of
    this sort on the strength of the wonderful records made upon it, will
    find himself sadly handicaped by scorchers, whose business it is to
    create records on all the new dwarf machines which crop up, and whose
    performances on any machine are perfectly valueless from a practical
    stand-point.

    ...the so-called ³safeties² are only a fashion.

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_08/outVIII02/outVIII02c.
    pdf

    Dear Ryan,

    Yes, I had that on my list of juicy quotes to stick into threads when
    an opportunity presented itself, but you beat me to it.

    So here (you thief!) is your award:

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_03/outIII02/outIII02a.pdf

    There may be a weirder-looking trophy cup, but I haven't seen it yet.

    Designed by Edward Gorey.

    <URL:http://www.phobos-deimos.com/Edward_Gorey/Main/Edward_Gorey_Intro.htm>

    --
    Michael Press

  8. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Ben C said:

    On 2007-04-30, [email hidden] <[email hidden]> wrote:
    [...]

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_08/outVIII02/outVIII02c.
    pdf

    Dear Ryan,

    Yes, I had that on my list of juicy quotes to stick into threads when
    an opportunity presented itself, but you beat me to it.

    So here (you thief!) is your award:

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_03/outIII02/outIII02a.pdf

    There may be a weirder-looking trophy cup, but I haven't seen it yet.

    I know it looks like a gilded space slug, but it's more likely modeled
    after a Viking drinking horn.

    Really? My first guess was that it was a ceremonial tobacco pipe.

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

  9. society in recovery to transition, man comments on baboons.

  10. Ryan Cousineau said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Ben C said:

    On 2007-04-30, [email hidden] <[email hidden]> wrote:
    [...]

    Quoted message said:

    >http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_08/outVIII02/outVIII02c.
    >pdf

    Dear Ryan,

    Yes, I had that on my list of juicy quotes to stick into threads when
    an opportunity presented itself, but you beat me to it.

    So here (you thief!) is your award:

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume_03/outIII02/outIII02a.pdf

    There may be a weirder-looking trophy cup, but I haven't seen it yet.

    I know it looks like a gilded space slug, but it's more likely modeled
    after a Viking drinking horn.

    Really? My first guess was that it was a ceremonial tobacco pipe.

    That did occur to me as well. The first thing I saw was a space slug,
    then a pipe, then a drinking horn.

    A pipe doesn't need feet or a lid, and I think the wide end is too wide
    and steep to be a practical vessel for the burning of tobacco.

  11. On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 19:53:00 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <[email hidden]> may

    have said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Hank Wirtz said:
    Ryan Cousineau said:

    Carl has had great fun describing the latest cycling news from the
    Victorian era, and I cannot help but get in on the game.

    Here from May 1886, a report on the Stanley Show:

    Dwarf, or so-called safety bicycles, are, with due respect to their
    riders and their apparent popularity, a delusion and a snare.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    ...the so-called ³safeties² are only a fashion.

    http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume08/outVIII02/outVIII02c.pdf

    Quoted message said:

    ANSWERING UNASKED QUESTIONS, I SAY!

    Hank, I do believe you are reading someone else's lines here.

    Looked more like a response in the style of the time of the article.

    Be that as it may, dwarf bicycles will be with us as long as there are
    dwarfs to make and ride them; it is well-known that the products of
    that industrious race are among the most durable and well-made in all
    the lands.

    --
    My email address is antispammed; pull WEEDS if replying via e-mail.
    Typoes are not a bug, they're a feature.
    Words processed in a facility that contains nuts.

  12. Werehatrack said:

    On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 19:53:00 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <[email hidden]> may

    have said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,
    Hank Wirtz <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    On Apr 30, 10:05 am, Ryan Cousineau <[email hidden]> wrote:
    > Carl has had great fun describing the latest cycling news from the
    > Victorian era, and I cannot help but get in on the game.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Here from May 1886, a report on the Stanley Show:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Dwarf, or so-called safety bicycles, are, with due respect to their
    > riders and their apparent popularity, a delusion and a snare.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > ...the so-called ³safeties² are only a fashion.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Outing/Volume08/outVIII02/outVIII0....

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    ANSWERING UNASKED QUESTIONS, I SAY!

    Quoted message said:

    Hank, I do believe you are reading someone else's lines here.

    Looked more like a response in the style of the time of the article.

    A little of each. I was trying to picture Peter Chisolm with his
    mustache waxed.

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