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  1. You know the average human male has 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter in
    his colon -

    Also if you give up Milk it is said you will loose 9 lbs of mucous..

    Some habits are hard to break - I still like cream in my coffee - In
    fact if coffee is not the color of peanut butter don't give it to me -
    I like cream and sugar..

    But if you really want to burn weight reducing carbs and eating more
    protein does work..

    You must walk and drink water or low carb diet becomes a real bore..

    Walking is the key my brother's - 2 miles a day and you can eat
    anything you want.

    It wasnt until I wasnt tryint to lose weight that I really started
    too..Out of necessity I was in a situation where I had no vehicle and
    had to walk for a while and 2 miles a day burned 30 lbs of fat in
    weeks.

    Walking is king. Drink half your weight in ounces in water per day
    and find a good diet pill

  2. Memorize this (or use notes if you must) and recite it daily:

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    "B. Davis" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    You know the average human male has 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter in
    his colon -

    Also if you give up Milk it is said you will loose 9 lbs of mucous..

    Some habits are hard to break - I still like cream in my coffee - In
    fact if coffee is not the color of peanut butter don't give it to me -
    I like cream and sugar..

    But if you really want to burn weight reducing carbs and eating more
    protein does work..

    You must walk and drink water or low carb diet becomes a real bore..

    Walking is the key my brother's - 2 miles a day and you can eat
    anything you want.

    It wasnt until I wasnt tryint to lose weight that I really started
    too..Out of necessity I was in a situation where I had no vehicle and
    had to walk for a while and 2 miles a day burned 30 lbs of fat in
    weeks.

    Walking is king. Drink half your weight in ounces in water per day
    and find a good diet pill

  3. B. Davis said:

    You know the average human male has 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter in
    his colon -

    Also if you give up Milk it is said you will loose 9 lbs of mucous..

    Honey, with what you've been posting the past couple of days, you've
    been reading waaaaaaaay to much alt-quackery-nonsense marketing.

    Next you'll tell us that [John Wayne/Elvis/insert dead celebrity]
    had [20/30/40/50/60] pounds of feces at autopsy. The amount seems
    to get larger every time a colon-cleanse site puts it on his website.

    Impacted? Not if you're defecating on a normal schedule -- normal
    elimination being defined as anywhere from 3 times a day to 3 times
    a week, according to assorted medical gastrolenterology sites.
    (I've posted quotes and links from several before)
    Of course, lots of colon cleanse sellers claim if you're not going
    at least 3 times a day, something's wrong, but they're more full of
    [censored] that you are likely to be. If you aren't severely constipated,
    your feces ain't impacted.

    Colon-cleanser claims are utter [censored], and "build-up" of
    "encrusted feces" or "mucous" in the colon is not known to be found
    in colonoscopy, surgery, or autopsy. A colonoscopy-prep solution
    for $5 or less renders the colon observably quite pink and clean,
    moreso than any "natural" colon-cleanse product or colonic irrigation,
    if for some reason you've convinced yourself you need this, despite
    the known medical fact that the colon is a self-cleaning organ.

    Meanwhile the ropes of goop that come out after various colon
    "cleanses" that are claimed to be this "mucous" are really the goop of
    the large amount of psyllium "cleanser" that went in. Apparently all
    the folks who've swallowed the lie that they're cleansing mucous never
    let a glass of Metamucil stand until it turned to a gelatinous mass.
    It doesn't help that a lot of cleanse sites tell you that the goop
    isn't psyllium and lie that psyllium would produce something "light
    and fluffy" if you didn't have this fictional mucous.

    Mixing psyllium with bentonite (powdered clay) is very popular with
    colon cleanse nuts. This solution produces a rope of goop that is
    basically a gel-and-clay cast of your colon. Too much bentonite,
    and not enough water, and you may actually need surgery to remove an
    impacted "cleanse."

    If you're thinking about colonic "irrigation," you should know that
    it sometimes causes perforation of the intestine, requiring emergency
    surgery.

    --
    jamie ([email hidden])

    "There's a seeker born every minute."

  4. (B. Davis) said:

    You know the average human male has 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter
    in his colon -

    How novel of you to store it in your skull instead.
    Listen up Bruce. It would take a chimp with a serious brain injury
    not to notice that *you* are Infolords.com and Davis Biotech, and
    davisbiotech.com (which sells Mach Burn, NK Ultra, Heart Armor and
    Serrapeptase - imagine that).

    Nobody in here is intellectually challenged enough to fall for your
    clumsy attempts at spam.
    Quick! Look up, it's the black helicopters! They can't track you if
    you find a Chuck E Cheese and hide in there. Really. We won't tell
    where you went.

    Carmen

  5. B. Davis wrote:
    | You know the average human male has 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter in
    | his colon -
    |
    | Also if you give up Milk it is said you will loose 9 lbs of mucous..
    |
    | Some habits are hard to break - I still like cream in my coffee - In
    | fact if coffee is not the color of peanut butter don't give it to me -
    | I like cream and sugar..
    |
    | But if you really want to burn weight reducing carbs and eating more
    | protein does work..
    |
    | You must walk and drink water or low carb diet becomes a real bore..
    |
    | Walking is the key my brother's - 2 miles a day and you can eat
    | anything you want.
    |
    | It wasnt until I wasnt tryint to lose weight that I really started
    | too..Out of necessity I was in a situation where I had no vehicle and
    | had to walk for a while and 2 miles a day burned 30 lbs of fat in
    | weeks.
    |
    | Walking is king. Drink half your weight in ounces in water per day
    | and find a good diet pill

    Please go try to con some other newsgroup. Try alt.support.low-fat; they're
    really really hungry all the times so their brains are a bit fuzzy. 🙂
    --
    Peter
    270/215/180
    Before/Current Pix:
    http://users.thelink.net/marengo/weightlosspix/weightlosspix.html

  6. B. Davis wrote:
    | You know the average human male has 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter in
    | his colon -
    |
    | Also if you give up Milk it is said you will loose 9 lbs of mucous..
    |
    | Some habits are hard to break - I still like cream in my coffee - In
    | fact if coffee is not the color of peanut butter don't give it to me -
    | I like cream and sugar..
    |
    | But if you really want to burn weight reducing carbs and eating more
    | protein does work..
    |
    | You must walk and drink water or low carb diet becomes a real bore..
    |
    | Walking is the key my brother's - 2 miles a day and you can eat
    | anything you want.
    |
    | It wasnt until I wasnt tryint to lose weight that I really started
    | too..Out of necessity I was in a situation where I had no vehicle and
    | had to walk for a while and 2 miles a day burned 30 lbs of fat in
    | weeks.
    |
    | Walking is king. Drink half your weight in ounces in water per day
    | and find a good diet pill

    Please go try to con some other newsgroup. Try alt.support.low-fat; they're
    really really hungry all the times so their brains are a bit fuzzy. 🙂
    --
    Peter
    270/215/180
    Before/Current Pix:
    http://users.thelink.net/marengo/weightlosspix/weightlosspix.html

  7. Tried it - don't recommend it..

    FLAX seeds works better - they can scrub the colon walls and dont
    swell up like the Psyllium - you also get the residual effect of the
    oil which is good for the Heart.

    And yes I am talking of people without normal bile movements.

    Look at the example of a baby or a dog. They eat - and they then take
    a dookie.

    The avergae personl is good to get one dookie per day. We need to
    have one dookie per meal or we are impacted.

    Most suffer from dehydration not drinking sufficient water. The colon
    is robber of water to support other essential bodily functions
    resulting in contsipation.

    That is where you get the 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter.

    "Carmen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    (B. Davis) said:

    You know the average human male has 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter
    in his colon -

    How novel of you to store it in your skull instead.
    Listen up Bruce. It would take a chimp with a serious brain injury
    not to notice that *you* are Infolords.com and Davis Biotech, and
    davisbiotech.com (which sells Mach Burn, NK Ultra, Heart Armor and
    Serrapeptase - imagine that).

    Nobody in here is intellectually challenged enough to fall for your
    clumsy attempts at spam.
    Quick! Look up, it's the black helicopters! They can't track you if
    you find a Chuck E Cheese and hide in there. Really. We won't tell
    where you went.

    Carmen

  8. B. Davis said:

    Tried it - don't recommend it..

    FLAX seeds works better - they can scrub the colon walls and dont
    swell up like the Psyllium - you also get the residual effect of the
    oil which is good for the Heart.

    And yes I am talking of people without normal bile movements.

    Bile movements...?

    Quoted message said:

    Look at the example of a baby or a dog. They eat - and they then take
    a dookie.

    <LOL> Dookie... I hate it when they use all this technical talk.

    Quoted message said:

    The avergae personl is good to get one dookie per day. We need to
    have one dookie per meal or we are impacted.

    Sorry. Now I know where you get your [censored] from. See it's not a
    one-to-one ration of volume in versus volume out when you take a
    {snerk} dookie. The stuff has been processed and messed with by our
    body functions and chemicals and enzymes and stuff (keeping it
    simple). It gets smaller, so it doesn't need to come out the same way
    it went in.

    Quoted message said:

    Most suffer from dehydration not drinking sufficient water. The colon
    is robber of water to support other essential bodily functions
    resulting in contsipation.

    The colon's *job* is to remove water from wastes. That's what it's
    designed for.

    Quoted message said:

    That is where you get the 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter.

    Sweet Jesus, are you dim. Do read a good physiology book.

    Pastorio

    Quoted message said:

    "Carmen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    (B. Davis) said:

    You know the average human male has 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter
    in his colon -

    How novel of you to store it in your skull instead.
    Listen up Bruce. It would take a chimp with a serious brain injury
    not to notice that *you* are Infolords.com and Davis Biotech, and
    davisbiotech.com (which sells Mach Burn, NK Ultra, Heart Armor and
    Serrapeptase - imagine that).

    Nobody in here is intellectually challenged enough to fall for your
    clumsy attempts at spam.
    Quick! Look up, it's the black helicopters! They can't track you if
    you find a Chuck E Cheese and hide in there. Really. We won't tell
    where you went.

    Carmen

  9. In article <[email hidden]>,

    marengo said:

    B. Davis wrote:
    | You know the average human male has 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter in
    | his colon -
    |
    | Also if you give up Milk it is said you will loose 9 lbs of mucous..
    |
    | Some habits are hard to break - I still like cream in my coffee - In
    | fact if coffee is not the color of peanut butter don't give it to me -
    | I like cream and sugar..
    |
    | But if you really want to burn weight reducing carbs and eating more
    | protein does work..
    |
    | You must walk and drink water or low carb diet becomes a real bore..
    |
    | Walking is the key my brother's - 2 miles a day and you can eat
    | anything you want.
    |
    | It wasnt until I wasnt tryint to lose weight that I really started
    | too..Out of necessity I was in a situation where I had no vehicle and
    | had to walk for a while and 2 miles a day burned 30 lbs of fat in
    | weeks.
    |
    | Walking is king. Drink half your weight in ounces in water per day
    | and find a good diet pill

    Please go try to con some other newsgroup. Try alt.support.low-fat; they're
    really really hungry all the times so their brains are a bit fuzzy. 🙂

    Actually, a Google search reveals that he has been spewing this same
    [censored] - plus his religious and political "wisdom" - in numerous
    newsgroups, lately.

    Stan

  10. Carmen said:
    (B. Davis) said:

    You know the average human male has 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter
    in his colon -

    How novel of you to store it in your skull instead.

    I just burned a couple calories and got a nice ab workout laughin' at
    that reply. NICE!!!

  11. "B. Davis" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    You know the average human male has 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter in
    his colon -

    Lookie, lookie, its that not very nice spammer again.....
    At least he has it in his colon instead of his head like
    a spammer.

    BJ

  12. (B. Davis) said:

    Tried it - don't recommend it..

    FLAX seeds works better - they can scrub the colon walls and dont
    swell up like the Psyllium - you also get the residual effect of the
    oil which is good for the Heart.

    And yes I am talking of people without normal bile movements.

    Look at the example of a baby or a dog. They eat - and they then take
    a dookie.

    Funny the dogs next door seem to go once a day, at 4:30 in the
    afternoon when the family comes home and lets them out. And a baby
    [censored], pees, vomits, cries and sleeps 24/7. I'm guessing you believe
    that if all of us aren't spitting up, crying and sleeping 20 hours a
    day there is something wrong with us. Please God don't let this man
    care for children.

    Quoted message said:

    The avergae personl is good to get one dookie per day. We need to
    have one dookie per meal or we are impacted.

    Most suffer from dehydration not drinking sufficient water. The colon
    is robber of water to support other essential bodily functions
    resulting in contsipation.

    That is where you get the 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter.

    You're not very good at math or logic.
    Anyone who monitors their weight and bowel movements can prove out for
    themselves that solid waste is rather small in weight. A day produces
    ..5 to 1.5 pounds for me, a large man. I know this because I've
    monitored myself for months. You would say that I have 6-9 days of
    food stuck in me cause I don't [censored] a donut hole three times a day.

    Ridiculous nonsense.

    Quoted message said:

    "Carmen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    (B. Davis) said:

    You know the average human male has 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter
    in his colon -

    How novel of you to store it in your skull instead.
    Listen up Bruce. It would take a chimp with a serious brain injury
    not to notice that *you* are Infolords.com and Davis Biotech, and
    davisbiotech.com (which sells Mach Burn, NK Ultra, Heart Armor and
    Serrapeptase - imagine that).

    Nobody in here is intellectually challenged enough to fall for your
    clumsy attempts at spam.
    Quick! Look up, it's the black helicopters! They can't track you if
    you find a Chuck E Cheese and hide in there. Really. We won't tell
    where you went.

    Carmen

    DiGiTAL_ViNYL (no email)
    350/273/Jul-269/200
    Atkins since Jan 12, 2004
    Maint.-70 carbs/day (CCLL=50-60)

  13. B. Davis said:

    And yes I am talking of people without normal bile movements.

    Look at the example of a baby or a dog. They eat - and they then take
    a dookie.

    The avergae personl is good to get one dookie per day. We need to
    have one dookie per meal or we are impacted.

    Either you have no [censored] idea what impaction means, or you're just
    spouting more marketing lies to sell colon "cleanses".

    Didn't I just say yesterday that colon "cleanser" marketers claim this
    lie about some necessity of pooping several times a day? Just before
    Carmen outed you as a scumbag owner of bogus supplement sites?

    Constipation is medically defined as difficult and/or painful
    elimination (not a lack of "daily regularity," a phrase made up
    to sell laxatives). Impaction develops from chronic constipation,
    and involves a hard, dry, mass of fecal material that doesn't pass,
    although watery diarreah might leak around it.

    As I said in the previous post, according to various gastroenterology
    association websites, "normal" elimination is anywhere from 3 times a
    day to 3 times a week. You want cites, I can easily pull some of the
    quotes from my old posts:

    http://www.gastro.org/constipation.html
    The American Gastroenterological Association
    "The frequency of bowel movements among healthy people varies from
    three movements a day to three a week."

    http://www.cdd.com.au/sheets/5_1.htm
    THE CENTRE FOR DIGESTIVE DISEASES - SYDNEY
    Patient Information Sheet
    "The normal range varies greatly but most people will move their
    bowels between 3 times a day and 3 times a week."

    http://www.vh.org/Patients/IHB/IntMed/Gastro/Constipation.html
    James A. Clifton Ctr for Digestive Diseases,
    U. Iowa Hospitals and Clinics
    "Normal bowel habits among healthy people vary greatly from three
    times a day to three times a week"

    http://www.bu.edu/cohis/nutrtion/disease/constptn/whatis.htm
    Boston University Medical Center,
    Community Outreach Health Information
    "The frequency of bowel movements among healthy people varies
    greatly, ranging from three movements a day to three a week."

    --
    jamie ([email hidden])

    "There's a seeker born every minute."

  14. (B. Davis) said:

    That is where you get the 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter.


    Sheesh another built up fecal matter thread. [censored] threads are always
    good for several deep cleansing belly laughs. But stand by, a
    parasite thread is sure to follow soon. ROFLMAO Where is K in Cali?
    A [censored] thread without the Cali Blonde just isn't the same.
    Lee Rodgers
    Lowcarb Retreat http://www.lowcarb.org
    CHAT http://www.lowcarb.org/parachat.html
    Low-Carb Connoisseur http://www.low-carb.com

  15. Hi,

    (Lee Rodgers) said:

    On 5 Aug 2004 23:11:26 -0700, [email hidden] (B. Davis)

    Quoted message said:

    That is where you get the 9 lbs of impacted fecal matter.


    Sheesh another built up fecal matter thread. [censored] threads are
    always good for several deep cleansing belly laughs. But stand by,
    a
    parasite thread is sure to follow soon.

    Keep reading. The parasite in question has 8 arms, looks like Mothra
    and rampaged through a blood sample chomping bites out of cells. <G>

    Take care,
    Carmen

  16. Therefore the average man is full of [censored]?

    <<<<B. Davis wrote: You know the average human male has 9 lbs of
    impacted fecal matter in his colon...>>>..

    You said it. Hey are you male or female?
    Faye

    "Yea tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Fatdom, I fear
    not...'cuz I got a pic of Atkins in my pocket."
    LC since 6/1/04 150/143/110

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