Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B!

On Monday 28 May 2007 09:01, ~~ Shelly ~~ posted:

Quoted message said:

Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?

TIA,

~~ Shelly ~~

BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the
Dr. Chung
stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you.
Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.

Hi Shelly,

I would be grateful if you would keep this OFF TOPIC NONSENSE out of
alt.usenet.kooks, this is a serious newsgroup for serious discussion.

Many thanks.

On Monday 28 May 2007 14:01, St. Jackanapes posted:

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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Steve Williams said...

Quoted message said:

On Monday 28 May 2007 09:01, ~~ Shelly ~~ posted:

Quoted message said:

Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?

TIA,

~~ Shelly ~~

BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated
the Dr. Chung
stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb
you.
Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.

Hi Shelly,

I would be grateful if you would keep this OFF TOPIC NONSENSE out
of alt.usenet.kooks, this is a serious newsgroup for serious
discussion.

Many thanks.

Would you mind not cross posting your personal messages to Shelly
into alt.flame.jesus.christ?

Can you please refrain from cross posting your dislike of my
crossposting to alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, this is a highly active
newsgroup that doesn't need your kind of rubbish.

Quoted message said:

We are very busy in here wrestling with
the profound and deep emotional issues that effect all of humanity
at all levels, and cannot be distracted with your efforts to pork
Ms. Shelly.

Actually, I heard she is fat and any interest in giving her a bit of
Scopare that might have been present is now flushed from my
intentions list.

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Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

Thank you for your prompt reply.

On May 28, 2:01 pm, St. Jackanapes <[email hidden]>

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"The [censored] from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

I'd love to see him explain how he knows that.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Kadaitcha Man said:

HTH, [censored]

The on-set of puberty is always confusing.

Bye.

- Bill

Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)

On May 28, 4:01 am, "~~ Shelly ~~" <~~ Shelly [email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?

TIA,

~~ Shelly ~~

BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr. Chung
stuff.

sci.med.cardiology. Courtesy of Dr. Chuckles Chung himself.

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For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you. Carry
on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.

Care for a beer first? Imported, domestic, draft, cheap swill that
you wouldn't pour down your worst enemy's loo, take your
pick.

"St. Jackanapes" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

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Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...

http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg

Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.

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"The [censored] from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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May Tedi continue to hose me down with HIS golden shower driving out
my lies thereby humbling me <snip>

Hmmmm, chunkers better get back on his meds...

"Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" <[email hidden]> wrote
in message news:[email hidden]...

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On May 28, 2:01 pm, St. Jackanapes <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

"The [censored] from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

I'd love to see him explain how he knows that.

I haven't noticed him get this weird before, is this new or did I just miss
it?

Kurt Gavin said:

"St. Jackanapes" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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Quoted message said:

Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...

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http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg

Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.

When did he start giving massages?

On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins

Hospital said:

Kurt Gavin said:

"St. Jackanapes" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg

Quoted message said:

Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.

When did he start giving massages?

Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
probably.

In article <[email hidden]>,

K. A. Cannon said:

You have pent up hostility...discuss.

Not here in the Shire . . . say, "bye-bye".

- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)

ordained atheist minister said:

On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins

Hospital said:

On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" <[email hidden]> wrote:

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"St. Jackanapes" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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news:[email hidden]...

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> Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> productive citizen again...

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>http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg

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Quoted message said:

Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.

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When did he start giving massages?

Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
probably.

Someone perform a seance and invoke the spirit of recently departed
Dr. Falwell. He'd know.

On May 29, 4:16 am, St. Jackanapes <[email hidden]>

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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
Hospital said...

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ordained atheist minister said:

On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins

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Hospital" <[email hidden]> wrote:
> On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" <[email hidden]> wrote:

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> > "St. Jackanapes" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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> >news:[email hidden]...

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> > > Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> > > honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> > > diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> > > worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> > > that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> > > productive citizen again...

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> > >http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg

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> > Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
> > service.

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> When did he start giving massages?

Quoted message said:

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Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
probably.

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Someone perform a seance and invoke the spirit of recently departed
Dr. Falwell. He'd know.

I'd say that Jerry should know about that any minute...

http://www.jackanapes.ws/ani/tinkysrevenge.gif

Jerry's having a ball. His only regret is not sucking demon [censored]
sooner.

~~ Shelly ~~' ~~ Shelly said:

Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?

Ok.

Quoted message said:

TIA,

~~ Shelly ~~

BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr. Chung
stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you. Carry
on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.

--
Just your average Joe

In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] had the
nerve to say...

Quoted message said:

Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...

http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg

Where's Jean Harris and her .45 when you really need her?
--
Moaner Lisa

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