Dolan...

"GetBent" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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You have been handed your ass.

Score: 6:0

I see that the peanut gallery is still alive and well.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Judging by your bad use of English, we estimate your age to be
approximately 15. Judging by your anger towards life, we also recommend
you seek help, or confront your angry father. Silly tater tot.

Score: 40:12

"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:0M-dne6LceyiV9rZRVn-
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"GetBent" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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You have been handed your ass.

Score: 6:0

I see that the peanut gallery is still alive and well.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"GetBent" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

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Judging by your bad use of English, we estimate your age to be
approximately 15. Judging by your anger towards life, we also recommend
you seek help, or confront your angry father. Silly tater tot.

Score: 40:12

[...]

Nope, won't work! Anyone with any intelligence knows the Great Ed Dolan to
be the most intelligent person ever to post to Usenet in its' entire
history. Some few can recognize my genius, but you certainly aren't one of
them. That is because you do not have the requisite brain power to even
approach my magnificence. It takes intelligence to recognize intelligence.

I am also a Great Saint, but that is another story for another day.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. Love that "we" business!

Don't bite the hand that may free you. I can help you with your
problems. So much hate in you Eddie.

Score 40:90

"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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"GetBent" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

Quoted message said:

Judging by your bad use of English, we estimate your age to be
approximately 15. Judging by your anger towards life, we also
recommend you seek help, or confront your angry father. Silly tater
tot.

Score: 40:12

[...]

Nope, won't work! Anyone with any intelligence knows the Great Ed
Dolan to be the most intelligent person ever to post to Usenet in its'
entire history. Some few can recognize my genius, but you certainly
aren't one of them. That is because you do not have the requisite
brain power to even approach my magnificence. It takes intelligence to
recognize intelligence.

I am also a Great Saint, but that is another story for another day.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. Love that "we" business!

"GetBent" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

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Don't bite the hand that may free you. I can help you with your
problems. So much hate in you Eddie.

Score 40:90

[...]

Do not confuse Edward Dolan with Ed Dolan the Great. Two different people
entirely. Saint Edward the Great is an even more mysterious person.

By the way, how does it feel to be a cipher like "GetBent"?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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"GetBent" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

Quoted message said:

Judging by your bad use of English, we estimate your age to be
approximately 15. Judging by your anger towards life, we also
recommend you seek help, or confront your angry father. Silly tater
tot.

Score: 40:12

[...]

Nope, won't work! Anyone with any intelligence knows the Great Ed
Dolan to be the most intelligent person ever to post to Usenet in its'
entire history. Some few can recognize my genius, but you certainly
aren't one of them. That is because you do not have the requisite
brain power to even approach my magnificence. It takes intelligence to
recognize intelligence.

I am also a Great Saint, but that is another story for another day.

GetBent,

If he were so intelligent and so great, such that this is could not
possibly go unrecognized, then why is Ed Dolan driven to include this
mantra is almost every single post that he makes? Anyone with any
intelligence knows that Ed is not the most intelligent person ever to
post to Usenet (an opinion Ed stated as fact). In reality Ed has his
cognitive superiors despite his constant clamoring about his inferiors.
Ed is an immature, insecure, embittered old fart who daily seizes the
opportunity to embarrass himself as just one of the many services he
offers.

We all have to understand a couple of simple principles in order to
understand the nature of the incongruous one. Things that anyone else
proclaims are just opinions. Things that Ed proclaims are facts.
Things that anyone else proposes are suggestions. Things that Ed
proposes are edicts. All of us are human and have human fragilities.
We recognize that we are fallible. Ed, who likens himself to a god
(something he has in common with Ed Gin), is seemingly infallible. The
only apparent human frailty that Ed has is his inability to recognize
or admit to human fragility and to my way of thinking that's pretty
major. Perhaps Ed can't face reality because to do so would be to risk
undermining his "greatness" and challenge his intelligence..

Jim McNamara.

"JimmyMac" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

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GetBent,

If he were so intelligent and so great, such that this is could not
possibly go unrecognized, then why is Ed Dolan driven to include this
mantra is almost every single post that he makes?

I do that for the benefit of all the idiots who infest this newsgroup. How
else would anything ever penetrate their thick skulls?

Anyone with any

Quoted message said:

intelligence knows that Ed is not the most intelligent person ever to
post to Usenet (an opinion Ed stated as fact). In reality Ed has his
cognitive superiors despite his constant clamoring about his inferiors.

I am still waiting to hear from my superiors. Four years so far and nothing
but the usual assortment of idiots, morons and imbeciles - of whom JimmyMac
ranks right up there with the foremost.

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Ed is an immature, insecure, embittered old fart who daily seizes the
opportunity to embarrass himself as just one of the many services he
offers.

Nonsense, I am the most secure person to ever post to Usenet. I can poke fun
at myself (and everyone else too), something that JimmyMac has never yet
been able to do. I have never known anyone more insecure than JimmyMac which
he proves every time he posts. Nothing but a stalker. How pitiful!

Quoted message said:

We all have to understand a couple of simple principles in order to
understand the nature of the incongruous one. Things that anyone else
proclaims are just opinions. Things that Ed proclaims are facts.
Things that anyone else proposes are suggestions. Things that Ed
proposes are edicts. All of us are human and have human fragilities.
We recognize that we are fallible. Ed, who likens himself to a god
(something he has in common with Ed Gin), is seemingly infallible.

Sometimes I think Ed Gin and I are doing something not too dissimilar - we
both like to poke fun at all the dunderheads who infest these cycling
newsgroups. Let's face it, any adult who rides a bicycle, any kind of
bicycle, cannot pass himself off as too serious a person. Try to think of
yourself as a clown and you will have it halfway right. My father and my
grandfather, very dignified, serious persons, would never have been caught
dead on a bicycle.

The

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only apparent human frailty that Ed has is his inability to recognize
or admit to human fragility and to my way of thinking that's pretty
major. Perhaps Ed can't face reality because to do so would be to risk
undermining his "greatness" and challenge his intelligence..

Poor JimmyMac will never grasp the concept of parody, let alone self parody.
He is way too insecure for that! I do not do wit as I am not intelligent
enough for that. But any fool can do parody. All it takes is not to take
yourself seriously.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

HEAD Dolan,

Same old [censored] from the same old fart. All I can say is that I am
pleased that I don't resemble the person that you portray me to be.
You, on the other hand, with every post paint yourself out to be the
jackass that we have all come to know through you own words. They say
that in life you should do what you like and like what you do. In your
case that would reffer to provocatoin and aggravation ... right?
There's no fool like an old fool. The conundrum continues.

Jim McNamara

Edward Dolan said:

"JimmyMac" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

Quoted message said:

GetBent,

If he were so intelligent and so great, such that this is could not
possibly go unrecognized, then why is Ed Dolan driven to include this
mantra is almost every single post that he makes?

I do that for the benefit of all the idiots who infest this newsgroup. How
else would anything ever penetrate their thick skulls?

Anyone with any

Quoted message said:

intelligence knows that Ed is not the most intelligent person ever to
post to Usenet (an opinion Ed stated as fact). In reality Ed has his
cognitive superiors despite his constant clamoring about his inferiors.

I am still waiting to hear from my superiors. Four years so far and nothing
but the usual assortment of idiots, morons and imbeciles - of whom JimmyMac
ranks right up there with the foremost.

Quoted message said:

Ed is an immature, insecure, embittered old fart who daily seizes the
opportunity to embarrass himself as just one of the many services he
offers.

Nonsense, I am the most secure person to ever post to Usenet. I can poke fun
at myself (and everyone else too), something that JimmyMac has never yet
been able to do. I have never known anyone more insecure than JimmyMac which
he proves every time he posts. Nothing but a stalker. How pitiful!

Quoted message said:

We all have to understand a couple of simple principles in order to
understand the nature of the incongruous one. Things that anyone else
proclaims are just opinions. Things that Ed proclaims are facts.
Things that anyone else proposes are suggestions. Things that Ed
proposes are edicts. All of us are human and have human fragilities.
We recognize that we are fallible. Ed, who likens himself to a god
(something he has in common with Ed Gin), is seemingly infallible.

Sometimes I think Ed Gin and I are doing something not too dissimilar - we
both like to poke fun at all the dunderheads who infest these cycling
newsgroups. Let's face it, any adult who rides a bicycle, any kind of
bicycle, cannot pass himself off as too serious a person. Try to think of
yourself as a clown and you will have it halfway right. My father and my
grandfather, very dignified, serious persons, would never have been caught
dead on a bicycle.

The

Quoted message said:

only apparent human frailty that Ed has is his inability to recognize
or admit to human fragility and to my way of thinking that's pretty
major. Perhaps Ed can't face reality because to do so would be to risk
undermining his "greatness" and challenge his intelligence..

Poor JimmyMac will never grasp the concept of parody, let alone self parody.
He is way too insecure for that! I do not do wit as I am not intelligent
enough for that. But any fool can do parody. All it takes is not to take
yourself seriously.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

JimmyMac said:

You, on the other hand, with every post paint yourself out to be the
jackass that we have all come to know through you own words.

Please stop resonding to the Jackass. It bypasses the filter.....

"Rich" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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JimmyMac said:

You, on the other hand, with every post paint yourself out to be the
jackass that we have all come to know through you own words.

Please stop resonding to the Jackass. It bypasses the filter.....

A conundrum for JimmyMac! Does he stop responding to the Great Ed Dolan and
thereby please a nonentity like Rich of Colorado (whom nobody ever heard of)
or does he continue in his endeavors as is his custom. Stay tuned for the
next exciting adventure of The Perils of JimmyMac.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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JimmyMac said:

You, on the other hand, with every post paint yourself out to be the
jackass that we have all come to know through you own words.

Please stop resonding to the Jackass. It bypasses the filter.....

The only way that'll happen is if you filter JimmyMac which isn't a bad idea

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"Rich" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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JimmyMac said:

You, on the other hand, with every post paint yourself out to be the
jackass that we have all come to know through you own words.

Please stop resonding to the Jackass. It bypasses the filter.....

The only way that'll happen is if you filter JimmyMac which isn't a bad
idea

You could also filter Mark Leuck if you would be spared his lack of
punctuation. He refuses to put periods at the end of his usually quite short
sentences. I never cease to wonder what such a cretin sees in any newsgroup
since he refuses the reader the most elementary courtesy of writing
correctly. Well, some folks are just slobs and there is no help for it.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota