As a dog owner, I've tended to be fairly sceptical about some of the urc
accounts of attack by dogs, but this morning it all came back to, well,
bite me. I had cycled up the west bank of the Tay from Perth and had
just crossed the Caputh bridge to cycle back down the east bank when I
came to a roadside cottage. It was uphill and I was cycling fairly
slowly. There was a large, shaggy German Shepherd dog in the garden and
as I drew near the owner began to shout at it and make attempts to grab
it. I didn't see a collar on it. As I thought I was spooking the dog I
decided to stop and let the owner deal with it.
In a flash the dog burst through bushes and out of the gate and was on
me before I could move. It came straight at me and bit me on the
buttock. I think I was saved from serious harm because firstly I have
substantial gluteal muscles [1] and secondly I was wearing shiny lycra
shorts. These factors meant the animal failed to get a firm grip on
flesh. If it had gone for my leg I could have been in some trouble. As
it is, I have a very sore and bruised buttock and feel a brief empathy
with David Chase.
And the owner? He muttered the classic line "Are you all right pal?" to
which the only answer should have been "As all right as I can be with
your dog hanging by its teeth from my bum, pal". Instead I told him
that if he couldn't train the dog, at least he could keep his gate shut.
So he shut it, tied it loosely with an ancient bungee cord and
muttered "No harm done, then".
Other than that, I had a very pleasant 20 miles or so before lunch.
[1] Alright then, a fat [censored].
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Brian G
www.wetwo.co.uk