Doesn't Gord know that winning a pro race on a frame with a sloped top tube is a positive HIV test? Just look at that photo. Gott damn.
You'd never see a goateed Museeuw in a pirate's headwrap rolling into the velodrome at Roubaix on a [censored] machine like that. The Belgium cycling hooligans would give him the pear if he did that (http://www.houseofdesade.org/torture/pear.htm).
All Gord needs now is a pair of Lance's knee-high socks and he can qualify for a marriage certificate in San Francisco.
- Second place sucks, only winning is good. - Unless the winning is done on a bike with a sloping top tube, in which case it's gay. - Or if it's done while wearing socks you don't like, in which case it's humorous.
Is there anything else?
BTW: You're right about Tyler Farrar not belonging on the cover of Velonews.
Doesn't Gord know that winning a pro race on a frame with a sloped top tube is a positive HIV test? Just look at that photo. Gott damn.
You'd never see a goateed Museeuw in a pirate's headwrap rolling into the velodrome at Roubaix on a [censored] machine like that. The Belgium cycling hooligans would give him the pear if he did that (http://www.houseofdesade.org/torture/pear.htm).
All Gord needs now is a pair of Lance's knee-high socks and he can qualify for a marriage certificate in San Francisco.
- Second place sucks, only winning is good. - Unless the winning is done on a bike with a sloping top tube, in which case it's gay. - Or if it's done while wearing socks you don't like, in which case it's humorous.
My responses are:
1. CORRECT. Second place in the pro ranks is a synonym for losing.
2. CORRECT. Winning is meaningless if you do it on a bike with a sloped top tube. I am attemtping to file an appeal with the CAS to have all of Gord's wins nullifed because of that.
3. INCORRECT. It's not that I personally don't like certain types of socks. It's that socks that come up halfway on your calf are GAY. It's a fact that has nothing to do with my opinion. Everybody on RBR knows that socks like Lance wears are what will probably keep him out the Bicycling Hall of Fame. Lance's entire legacy is in jeopardy because of those socks.
Are these suppose to tbe difficult questions or something?
Doesn't Gord know that winning a pro race on a frame with a sloped top tube is a positive HIV test? Just look at that photo. Gott damn.
You'd never see a goateed Museeuw in a pirate's headwrap rolling into the velodrome at Roubaix on a [censored] machine like that. The Belgium cycling hooligans would give him the pear if he did that (http://www.houseofdesade.org/torture/pear.htm).
All Gord needs now is a pair of Lance's knee-high socks and he can qualify for a marriage certificate in San Francisco.
What the hell has this sport come to?
Thanks,
Magilla
Why the hell does Healthnet continue to allow Gordo to race in his state champion's jersey, instead of the team jersey that the rest of the riders wear?
What does it matter as long as he keeps winning bike races? You're always talking about winning being the most important thing. Gord could probably wear a dress and still win bike races, unless it got caught in his chain. So why does it matter? Are you some sort of fashionista that we don't know about nancy boy?
Doesn't Gord know that winning a pro race on a frame with a sloped top tube is a positive HIV test? Just look at that photo. Gott damn.
You'd never see a goateed Museeuw in a pirate's headwrap rolling into the velodrome at Roubaix on a [censored] machine like that. The Belgium cycling hooligans would give him the pear if he did that (http://www.houseofdesade.org/torture/pear.htm).
All Gord needs now is a pair of Lance's knee-high socks and he can qualify for a marriage certificate in San Francisco.
What the hell has this sport come to?
Thanks,
Magilla
Why the hell does Healthnet continue to allow Gordo to race in his state champion's jersey, instead of the team jersey that the rest of the riders wear?
Why the hell does Healthnet continue to allow Gordo to race in his state champion's jersey, instead of the team jersey that the rest of the riders wear?
Doesn't Gord know that winning a pro race on a frame with a sloped top tube is a positive HIV test? Just look at that photo. Gott damn.
You'd never see a goateed Museeuw in a pirate's headwrap rolling into the velodrome at Roubaix on a [censored] machine like that. The Belgium cycling hooligans would give him the pear if he did that (http://www.houseofdesade.org/torture/pear.htm).
All Gord needs now is a pair of Lance's knee-high socks and he can qualify for a marriage certificate in San Francisco.
What the hell has this sport come to?
Thanks,
Magilla
Why the hell does Healthnet continue to allow Gordo to race in his state champion's jersey, instead of the team jersey that the rest of the riders wear?
Why the hell does Healthnet continue to allow Gordo to race in his
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state champion's jersey?
It's not a "state" champion's jersey, but rather the Canadian national road championship jersey. He's entitled to wear it just like any other national champion.
