Do you know who I am???!!!

micron said:

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And the restaurant manager pointed to his own face and said 'am I bovvered?'

Ya gotta include the picture...

I would have laughed if they drew a blank on Lance Armstrong... but let them in when they realised it was Kate Hudson he was with... 😄

micron said:

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And the restaurant manager pointed to his own face and said 'am I bovvered?'

LOL. What an ass. He's still doing the "Do you know who I am" schtick. You think he would have learned something when it didn't work in Texas.

One day, in a few years when no one remembers him, he's going to totally lose it. We'll read about how he beat down a hapless hotdog street vendor who did not act suitably impressed or did not bow low enough.

Bro Deal said:

LOL. What an ass. He's still doing the "Do you know who I am" schtick. You think he would have learned something when it didn't work in Texas.

One day, in a few years when no one remembers him, he's going to totally lose it. We'll read about how he beat down a hapless hotdog street vendor who did not act suitably impressed or did not bow low enough.

Yeah.. but the hotdog vendor will be rude in the way he says "Sorry dude... I have no idea who you are"... so he probably will have it coming to him... 🙄

I'd pay a month's salary to kick Armstrong in the ball.

jimmypop said:

I'd pay a month's salary to kick Armstrong in the ball.

Kinky. I like it.

Bro Deal said:

LOL. What an ass. He's still doing the "Do you know who I am" schtick. You think he would have learned something when it didn't work in Texas.

One day, in a few years when no one remembers him, he's going to totally lose it. We'll read about how he beat down a hapless hotdog street vendor who did not act suitably impressed or did not bow low enough.

Considering that some of his ardent supporters think him to be someone who touches and heals cancer patients, it is not surprising that he has an overbloated ego. But seriously what does he expect? Just because he has won TdF 7 times, everyone should bow down to him?

Crankyfeet said:

I would have laughed if they drew a blank on Lance Armstrong... but let them in when they realised it was Kate Hudson he was with... 😄

They should've brought Matt McC along....

jimmypop said:

I'd pay a month's salary to kick Armstrong in the ball.

I don't know why, but that [censored]' cracked me up.

Bro Deal said:

LOL. What an ass. He's still doing the "Do you know who I am" schtick. You think he would have learned something when it didn't work in Texas.

One day, in a few years when no one remembers him, he's going to totally lose it. We'll read about how he beat down a hapless hotdog street vendor who did not act suitably impressed or did not bow low enough.

There is a resturant in Aspen whose waitstaff wear "No, I don't know who you are" Tee-shirts during sundance festivals. One of my favorite tee's ever.

In my first ever job I had a famous Australian rugby player buying from me. He expected at least a 50% discount or wanted it for free. He was really angry when I told him that we couldn't do that. Then he gave me the 'Do you know who I am?' routine... We did give him a good deal in the end... afterall it's good advertising if he is using our products.

helmutRoole2 said:

I don't know why, but that [censored]' cracked me up.

The lack of a letter "s" at the end just about had me peeing in my trousers.

Sometimes poor taste is the sweetest taste of all 😄

Eldron said:

The lack of a letter "s" at the end just about had me peeing in my trousers.

Sometimes poor taste is the sweetest taste of all 😄

And anatomically correct too in this particular case. 😉

helmutRoole2 said:

I don't know why, but that [censored]' cracked me up.

It's because he has only one testicle. Get it?

jimmypop said:

It's because he has only one testicle. Get it?

...he'll be here all week folks, don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses

jimmypop said:

It's because he has only one testicle. Get it?

Wow, a double irony! Or else you just ruined it.

artemidorus said:

Wow, a double irony! Or else you just ruined it.

Like anything on the Internet, it was ruined the second someone praised it.

Well, good for the Rao's restaurant for not caving in... However, it would have been more impressive if the ristorant'e didn't take reservations at ALL and then told them (or any other celeb's) it could be a 4hour wait.

jimmypop said:

Like anything on the Internet, it was ruined the second someone praised it.

So if we just praise Lance... then maybe we can ruin him... 😄