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  1. I learned I may have acolytes! Yes, apparently it's true according to the massively well respected forum member that made the assertion. Before this discovery, I'd never even considered the possibility of having acolytes, so now I'm at a loss as to what I should do. Given that, I think it'd be a big help if people would discuss their experience with acolytes:

    1. How many do you have?
    2. How long have you had them?
    3. What sort of responsibilities, if any, do you feel toward your acolytes?
    4. What sort of demands and responsibilities do you place on your acolytes?
    5. Do you feel burdened by having acolytes?
    6. Do you get any financial windfall from your acolytes?
    7. Is there anything else important that you've discovered about having acolytes?
  2. They need to be beaten and abused daily.

  3. jhuskey said:

    They need to be beaten and abused daily.

    By abuse, you mean make them go on tweed rides, right?

    As for beating, I've got that covered. I've got a faux mink cat o' nine tails which is gathering dust....

  4. I prefer my cat o'nine tails to be made of real cats.

  5. Hmmmm, I thought acolytes wore robes and lit candles in a church?

    Oh well, do you think you'll have to pay extra taxes for owning them?

  6. I had one once. But over the years I lost track and I think she wondered away never to be seen again.😕

  7. concord said:

    I had one once. But over the years I lost track and I think she wondered away never to be seen again.😕

    An escaped hostage is not the same thing as an acolyte.

  8. alienator said:

    An escaped hostage is not the same thing as an acolyte.

    This happened a while back when I used to live in Tucson. I think I saw her once wondering around in the mall" El Con":p

  9. concord said:

    This happened a while back when I used to live in Tucson. I think I saw her once wondering around in the mall" El Con":p

    El Con Mall! Ha! You really need to be better train your acolytes!

  10. I had mine trained until the ASPCA took my cat o' ten tails away from me citing me for unusual cruelty. I had to take it down to 9 tails.
    The world has gone mad!

  11. jhuskey said:

    I had mine trained until the ASPCA took my cat o' ten tails away from me citing me for unusual cruelty. I had to take it down to 9 tails.
    The world has gone mad!

    Tell me about it. My wife is trying to make me get rid of my cat o' nine tails because she's jealous that she only has the one tail. That's what I get for not marrying in my own genus.

  12. alienator said:

    El Con Mall! Ha! You really need to be better train your acolytes!


    I had no idea that training was required. From here on the training will be carried out on a daily basis!

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