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  1. Decided to dust off the Heckler today and while away a few
    hours exploring the byways and bridleways of north
    Hertfordshire.. Chance also to check the Fifth Element after
    its service and fettling by shockmeister Tim Flooks a couple
    of weeks back

    That nice time of year before the nettles have totally
    encroached on the tracks but boy do they sting if one gets
    you. Saw absolutely no-one else - must have all been inside
    watching Schumacher driving round in his red three wheeler.
    Most of the big puddles had gone, bar one that needed a
    snorkel, and all that was left was Hertfordshire's boulder
    strewn trails - well muddy trails churned up by horses and
    then baked hard then.

    Shot out of the bridleway onto the road climb up to
    Barkway just in front of a roadie. I was surprised how
    long he took to catch me up and pass me. "Hi, grand day" I
    shouted. He turned round, looked me in the eye and hissed!
    Takes all sorts

    Cycling alongside a wood just south of Royston three large
    deer leapt out of the trees not 20ft in front, leapt across
    the track and shot of through the fields. By the time I'd
    got the camera out all you could see was three small heads
    bobbing above the crops in the distance. The last bit of the
    fun downhill into Royston had sadly been sanitised over the
    winter with all the rain channels, loose stuff and
    occasional small steps swept under a new smooth hard mud
    surface :-(

    Passed two village cricket matches, three deer and loads of
    baby bunnies scampering around. No horses, one hissing
    roadie, no walkers or other cyclists on a warm sunny Sunday
    afternoon.

    Got back just in time to swap to the Brommie and shoot down
    the village college to see the girls performance after an
    afternoon in a jazz improvisation class. All rounded off
    with a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough.

    Mmmmmm. Perfect day unless you were the roadie

    Tony

  2. "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Shot out of the bridleway onto the road climb up to
    Barkway just in front


    of a

    Quoted message said:

    roadie. I was surprised how long he took to catch me up
    and pass me.


    "Hi,

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    grand day" I shouted. He turned round, looked me in the
    eye and hissed! Takes all sorts

    Blimey -what's he like in the winter when it's peeing it
    down?

    All rounded off with a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie

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    Dough.

    What on earth is that?
    --
    Simon M.

  3. "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Shot out of the bridleway onto the road climb up to
    Barkway just in front


    of a

    Quoted message said:

    roadie. I was surprised how long he took to catch me up
    and pass me.


    "Hi,

    Quoted message said:

    grand day" I shouted. He turned round, looked me in the
    eye and hissed! Takes all sorts

    Blimey -what's he like in the winter when it's peeing it
    down?

    All rounded off with a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie

    Quoted message said:

    Dough.

    What on earth is that?
    --
    Simon M.

  4. Quoted message said:

    All rounded off with a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie

    Quoted message said:

    Dough.

    What on earth is that?

    Delicious ice cream.

    Cheers, helen s

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    All rounded off with a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie

    Quoted message said:

    Dough.

    What on earth is that?

    Delicious ice cream.

    Oh I see. It sounded like the stuff me mam used to let us
    eat out of her mixing bowl when she was making cakes.

    --
    Simon M.

  6. Simon Mason said:

    Oh I see. It sounded like the stuff me mam used to let us
    eat out of her mixing bowl when she was making cakes.

    Its blobs of that mixed in to delicious ice cream. How can
    anybody not have heard of Ben & Jerry's?

    Tony

  7. "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Simon Mason said:

    Oh I see. It sounded like the stuff me mam used to let
    us eat out of


    her

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    Quoted message said:

    mixing bowl when she was making cakes.

    Its blobs of that mixed in to delicious ice cream. How can
    anybody not


    have

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    heard of Ben & Jerry's?

    I've vaguely aware of their existence, but my vice is real
    ale and so I tend not to go looking for too many other vices
    lest I get swamped in sheer hedonism ;-) My Catholic guilt
    you see, we're not supposed to enjoy anything!
    --
    Simon M.

  8. Simon Mason said:

    My Catholic guilt you see, we're not supposed to enjoy
    anything!

    Yes but if nobody did anything wrong, God would be out of a
    job. I like to do my bit to keep him usefully employed ;-)

    Tony
    --

    "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I
    realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to
    forgive me."
    Emo Philips

  9. "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Simon Mason said:

    My Catholic guilt you see, we're not supposed to enjoy
    anything!

    Yes but if nobody did anything wrong, God would be out of
    a job. I like


    to do

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    my bit to keep him usefully employed ;-)

    Oddest story of the week must be the parachutist who cut
    his own cords, since as a Catholic he knew suicide was a
    sin, so he wanted his death to appear as sabotage. I wonder
    if God was fooled ?

    --
    Simon M.

  10. On Mon, 24 May 2004 18:17:26 +0100, "Simon Mason"
    <[email hidden]> wrote (more or less):

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    "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:2heoq5Fc3n9jU1@uni-
    berlin.de...

    Quoted message said:
    Simon Mason said:

    My Catholic guilt you see, we're not supposed to enjoy
    anything!

    Yes but if nobody did anything wrong, God would be out of
    a job. I like


    to do

    Quoted message said:

    my bit to keep him usefully employed ;-)

    Oddest story of the week must be the parachutist who cut
    his own cords, since as a Catholic he knew suicide was a
    sin, so he wanted his death to appear as sabotage. I
    wonder if God was fooled ?

    Maybe he was too busy watching every sparrow fall, and
    hasn't yet cottoned on to modern contrivances like
    parachutists enough to watch them fall too?

    --
    Cheers, Euan Gawnsoft: gawnsoft.co.srgawnsoft.co.sr
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  11. Gawnsoft said:
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    Simon Mason wrote:
    > My Catholic guilt you see, we're not supposed to enjoy
    > anything!

    Maybe he was too busy watching every sparrow fall, and
    hasn't yet cottoned on to modern contrivances like
    parachutists enough to watch them fall too?

    Maybe he was enjoying parachuting too much, which as a
    Catholic he's not supposed to do, and God thought "I'll
    teach the b****r"*

    Tony

    *copyright Vicar of Dibley

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