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  1. Decided to dust off the Heckler today and while away a few hours exploring the
    byways and bridleways of north Hertfordshire.. Chance also to check the Fifth
    Element after its service and fettling by shockmeister Tim Flooks a couple of
    weeks back

    That nice time of year before the nettles have totally encroached on the
    tracks but boy do they sting if one gets you. Saw absolutely no-one else -
    must have all been inside watching Schumacher driving round in his red three
    wheeler. Most of the big puddles had gone, bar one that needed a snorkel, and
    all that was left was Hertfordshire's boulder strewn trails - well muddy
    trails churned up by horses and then baked hard then.

    Shot out of the bridleway onto the road climb up to Barkway just in front of a
    roadie. I was surprised how long he took to catch me up and pass me. "Hi,
    grand day" I shouted. He turned round, looked me in the eye and hissed!
    Takes all sorts

    Cycling alongside a wood just south of Royston three large deer leapt out of
    the trees not 20ft in front, leapt across the track and shot of through the
    fields. By the time I'd got the camera out all you could see was three small
    heads bobbing above the crops in the distance. The last bit of the fun
    downhill into Royston had sadly been sanitised over the winter with all the
    rain channels, loose stuff and occasional small steps swept under a new smooth
    hard mud surface :-(

    Passed two village cricket matches, three deer and loads of baby bunnies
    scampering around. No horses, one hissing roadie, no walkers or other
    cyclists on a warm sunny Sunday afternoon.

    Got back just in time to swap to the Brommie and shoot down the village
    college to see the girls performance after an afternoon in a jazz
    improvisation class. All rounded off with a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie
    Dough.

    Mmmmmm. Perfect day unless you were the roadie

    Tony

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    Shot out of the bridleway onto the road climb up to Barkway just in front


    of a

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    roadie. I was surprised how long he took to catch me up and pass me.


    "Hi,

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    grand day" I shouted. He turned round, looked me in the eye and hissed!
    Takes all sorts

    Blimey -what's he like in the winter when it's peeing it down?

    All rounded off with a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie

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    Dough.

    What on earth is that?
    --
    Simon M.

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    All rounded off with a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie

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    Dough.

    What on earth is that?

    Delicious ice cream.

    Cheers, helen s

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    All rounded off with a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie

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    Dough.

    What on earth is that?

    Delicious ice cream.

    Oh I see. It sounded like the stuff me mam used to let us eat out of her
    mixing bowl when she was making cakes.

    --
    Simon M.

  5. Simon Mason said:

    Oh I see. It sounded like the stuff me mam used to let us eat out of her
    mixing bowl when she was making cakes.

    Its blobs of that mixed in to delicious ice cream. How can anybody not have
    heard of Ben & Jerry's?

    Tony

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    Simon Mason said:

    Oh I see. It sounded like the stuff me mam used to let us eat out of


    her

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    mixing bowl when she was making cakes.

    Its blobs of that mixed in to delicious ice cream. How can anybody not


    have

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    heard of Ben & Jerry's?

    I've vaguely aware of their existence, but my vice is real ale and so I tend
    not to go looking for too many other vices lest I get swamped in sheer
    hedonism ;-) My Catholic guilt you see, we're not supposed to enjoy
    anything!
    --
    Simon M.

  7. Simon Mason said:

    My Catholic guilt you see, we're not supposed to enjoy
    anything!

    Yes but if nobody did anything wrong, God would be out of a job. I like to do
    my bit to keep him usefully employed ;-)

    Tony
    --

    "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I
    realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to
    forgive me."
    Emo Philips

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    Simon Mason said:

    My Catholic guilt you see, we're not supposed to enjoy
    anything!

    Yes but if nobody did anything wrong, God would be out of a job. I like


    to do

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    my bit to keep him usefully employed ;-)

    Oddest story of the week must be the parachutist who cut his own cords,
    since as a Catholic he knew suicide was a sin, so he wanted his death to
    appear as sabotage. I wonder if God was fooled ?

    --
    Simon M.

  9. On Mon, 24 May 2004 18:17:26 +0100, "Simon Mason"
    <[email hidden]> wrote (more or less):

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    "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Simon Mason said:

    My Catholic guilt you see, we're not supposed to enjoy
    anything!

    Yes but if nobody did anything wrong, God would be out of a job. I like


    to do

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    my bit to keep him usefully employed ;-)

    Oddest story of the week must be the parachutist who cut his own cords,
    since as a Catholic he knew suicide was a sin, so he wanted his death to
    appear as sabotage. I wonder if God was fooled ?

    Maybe he was too busy watching every sparrow fall, and hasn't yet
    cottoned on to modern contrivances like parachutists enough to watch
    them fall too?

    --
    Cheers,
    Euan
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  10. Gawnsoft said:
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    Simon Mason wrote:
    > My Catholic guilt you see, we're not supposed to enjoy
    > anything!

    Maybe he was too busy watching every sparrow fall, and hasn't yet
    cottoned on to modern contrivances like parachutists enough to watch
    them fall too?

    Maybe he was enjoying parachuting too much, which as a Catholic he's not
    supposed to do, and God thought "I'll teach the b****r"*

    Tony

    *copyright Vicar of Dibley

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