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  1. Yes, let's forget about stereotypes.

    There you were coming onto Nepean Highway. I was going down the hill
    into your path. You looked back up the hill for cars, then you looked
    to the left for oncoming traffic. You didn't actually look at me at
    all. Then you proceeded forward, on your way to run me over.

    Then you saw me, and you couldn't believe that I was where I was. So
    why wasn't I right in your path? Because I was watching you very
    closely, and I anticipated that you would do exactly what you did. So
    I braked hard and went around the back of you. Why? Because 20 years
    of riding on the roads convinced me that you would most likely drive
    in the worst manner possible.

    So now you know. Next time you will look for bicycles. But I won't
    actually believe that you will stop until you actually stop.

  2. AndrewJ said:

    Yes, let's forget about stereotypes.

    There you were coming onto Nepean Highway. I was going down the hill
    into your path. You looked back up the hill for cars, then you looked
    to the left for oncoming traffic. You didn't actually look at me at
    all. Then you proceeded forward, on your way to run me over.

    Then you saw me, and you couldn't believe that I was where I was. So
    why wasn't I right in your path? Because I was watching you very
    closely, and I anticipated that you would do exactly what you did. So
    I braked hard and went around the back of you. Why? Because 20 years
    of riding on the roads convinced me that you would most likely drive
    in the worst manner possible.

    So now you know. Next time you will look for bicycles. But I won't
    actually believe that you will stop until you actually stop.

    Hey, that must be the same blond 4wd driver that failed to give
    way to me on a roundabout last week in Perth - and she was on her
    mobile at the time. She gets around doesn't she? Like you, it
    was my anticipation that prevented a serious accident.

    The car in point here was a BMW 4wd - is there a wankier? I'm
    struggling to think of one.

    DeF.

    --
    e-mail: d.farrow@your finger.murdoch.edu.au
    To reply, you'll have to remove your finger.

  3. On Mar 28, 2:30 pm, DeF <""d.farrow\"@your finger.murdoch.edu.au">

    Quoted message said:

    AndrewJ wrote:

    Quoted message said:

    The car in point here was a BMW 4wd - is there a wankier? I'm
    struggling to think of one.

    Porsche Cayenne turbo.

    Ultimate wankfest.

  4. I still think sh!tty Oz built cars are the worst in these instances. And fscking Prados. 😠

  5. AndrewJ said:

    Yes, let's forget about stereotypes.

    Thought you were being remarkably restrained. As female cyclist I believe in a level playing field and all that. Most of the time a Zen-like demeanour is wise, although I'm equally apt at coming up with creative expletives no ones ever heard before, ie: adding "tard" on the end of certain words. 😉

  6. On Mar 28, 2:56 pm, LotteBum <LotteBum.2o5...@no-

    mx.forums.cyclingforums.com said:

    I still think sh!tty Oz built cars are the worst in these instances.
    And fscking Prados. 😠

    One advantage with the [censored] cars (shiny 4wd, etc) is that you _know_
    that they're really gonna hate it when you thump on their door with a
    cleat.

  7. LotteBum said:

    I still think sh!tty Oz built cars are the worst in these instances. And fscking Prados. 😠

    Where's that list now......?

    • Prados;
    • Pajeros;
    • anything with a V8 engine, but especially Landcruiser V8s as they seem to come with a special arrogance suppository for their drivers;
    • tradesmen's utes;
    • any driver in a hat;
    • Volvos;
    • taxis;
    • courier vans (but not couriers on 2 wheels whether motorised or not);
    • any 4WD that is picking-up or droping off the brats at a school ;
    • any 4WD where the driver is too short to see over the steering wheel and looks through it instead; and
    • any sedan containing 4 young lads (flanny shirts optional) - they have usually all turned their brains off and are using one of their number's dangly bits to do their collective thinking.


    SteveA

  8. Duncan said:

    Porsche Cayenne turbo.

    Ultimate wankfest.

    Audi Q7. Similar kind of price for the most powerful.

    --
    Dave Hughes | [email hidden]
    "The opposite of a correct statement is a false
    statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
    well be another profound truth." - Niels Bohr

  9. SteveA said:
    LotteBum said:

    I still think sh!tty Oz built cars are the worst in these instances. And
    fscking Prados. 😠

    Where's that list now......?

    - Prados;
    - Pajeros;
    - anything with a V8 engine, but especially Landcruiser V8s as they
    seem to come with a special arrogance suppository for their drivers;
    - tradesmen's utes;
    - any driver in a hat;
    - Volvos;
    - taxis;
    - courier vans (but not couriers on 2 wheels whether motorised or
    not);
    - any 4WD that is picking-up or droping off the brats at a school ;
    - any 4WD where the driver is too short to see over the steering
    wheel and looks through it instead; and
    - any sedan containing 4 young lads (flanny shirts optional) - they
    have usually all turned their brains off and are using one of their
    number's dangly bits to do their collective thinking.

    SteveA

    B-double drivers who think that the wetter the road, the faster you
    should approach yellow lights.

  10. DeF ''d.farrow\'@your finger.murdoch.edu.au said:

    Hey, that must be the same blond 4wd driver that failed to give
    way to me on a roundabout last week in Perth - and she was on her
    mobile at the time.

    It was a long call. She was still on the phone when she tried to run me
    over on the roundabout at the corner of Golf Links Road and
    Mackay-Bucasia Road.

    P

  11. (Peter) said:

    B-double drivers who think that the wetter the road, the faster you
    should approach yellow lights.

    Toyota Echo drivers.. who seem to be up their own plane of
    cluelessness in regards to vehicle dynamics, other road users and
    general road obstacles.

  12. I'll say she gets around. I think she's tried to get me twicw this month.
    It's almost in Douglas Adams proportions. If I came back as a dog, she'd
    reverse over me in the driveway!
    CN

  13. On Mar 28, 5:05 pm, SteveA <SteveA.2o5...@no-

    mx.forums.cyclingforums.com said:
    LotteBum said:

    I still think sh!tty Oz built cars are the worst in these instances. And
    fscking Prados. 😠

    Where's that list now......?

    - Prados;
    - Pajeros;
    - anything with a V8 engine, but especially Landcruiser V8s as they
    seem to come with a special arrogance suppository for their drivers;
    - tradesmen's utes;
    - any driver in a hat;
    - Volvos;
    - taxis;
    - courier vans (but not couriers on 2 wheels whether motorised or
    not);
    - any 4WD that is picking-up or droping off the brats at a school ;
    - any 4WD where the driver is too short to see over the steering
    wheel and looks through it instead; and
    - any sedan containing 4 young lads (flanny shirts optional) - they
    have usually all turned their brains off and are using one of their
    number's dangly bits to do their collective thinking.

    SteveA

    --
    SteveA

    Hey fuggoff and leave my Volvos out of it. At least we drive in the
    speed limit, even if we lurch around.

  14. Campag_nut said:

    I'll say she gets around. I think she's tried to get me twicw this month.
    It's almost in Douglas Adams proportions. If I came back as a dog, she'd
    reverse over me in the driveway!
    CN

    If I came back as a dog I'd hump her leg 😉

  15. Donga said:

    Hey fuggoff and leave my Volvos out of it. At least we drive in the
    speed limit, even if we lurch around.

    It had to be said 😄 .

    The new Volvos are a bit harder to identify at speed, in the dark etc since Volvo pretty much abandoned the 3 rectangular box design for their cars. Maybe its only the older boxy Volvos that are evil.

    (Did that hit the target :p ?)

    I drive another sort of car that comes from that part of the world (confession time) but one that has a proper tin roof (stated for Lotte's benefit).

    A parts supplier for that brand of car has offered to sell me a bike:

    elkparts.com3347

    A$1,900 + freight from the UK + GST

    For a bike from Denmark

    Hmmm, N+1?

    And they sell model Volvos for the children:

    elkparts.com200

    SteveA

  16. SteveA said:
    Donga said:


    Hey fuggoff and leave my Volvos out of it. At least we drive in the
    speed limit, even if we lurch around.

    It had to be said 😄 .

    The new Volvos are a bit harder to identify at speed, in the dark etc
    since Volvo pretty much abandoned the 3 rectangular box design for
    their cars. Maybe its only the older boxy Volvos that are evil.

    (Did that hit the target :p ?)

    I drive another sort of car that comes from that part of the world
    (confession time) but one that has a proper tin roof (stated for
    Lotte's benefit).

    A parts supplier for that brand of car has offered to sell me a bike:

    http://tinyurl.com/28wh72

    A$1,900 + freight from the UK + GST

    For a bike from Denmark

    Hmmm, N+1?


    Denmark is where "our Mary" lives, Sweden is where Saabs, Vovos and
    Chefs come from

    Quoted message said:


    And they sell model Volvos for the children:

    http://tinyurl.com/2yu35r

    SteveA

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    Remove norubbish to reply

  17. SteveA said:

    I drive another sort of car that comes from that part of the world (confession time) but one that has a proper tin roof (stated for Lotte's benefit).


    Now there's a w@nker car if you ever saw one! Saab is a real old farts car!

    Oh, and if you really want to pick on Donga, pick a real downfall - like his mtb skills.

    I'm in so much trouble now.

    Lotte

  18. LotteBum said:

    Now there's a w@nker car if you ever saw one! Saab is a real old
    farts car!

    According to their ads, the new diesel flies.

    Theo

  19. Plodder said:

    I'd rather have someone overtake me at 10kmh over the limit but giving me
    plenty of space than some clown driving bang on the limit while watching the
    speedo instead of the road. Too much focus on one behaviour - speeding - and
    not enough on social road use and the range of skills needed for safe
    driving.

    me (institute of 2 cents)- Hide quoted text -

    That's only worth 2 cents IMO. Drivers tend to do what others do. When
    everyone is doing 75, that's what everyone does. If the number of
    drivers sticking with the speed limit builds, through their
    responsible behaviour, the common speed will come into line.

    Donga

  20. Jack Russell said:
    SteveA said:

    Donga Wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Hey fuggoff and leave my Volvos out of it. At least we drive in the
    speed limit, even if we lurch around.

    Quoted message said:

    It had to be said 😄 .

    Quoted message said:

    The new Volvos are a bit harder to identify at speed, in the dark etc
    since Volvo pretty much abandoned the 3 rectangular box design for
    their cars. Maybe its only the older boxy Volvos that are evil.

    Quoted message said:

    (Did that hit the target :p ?)

    Quoted message said:

    I drive another sort of car that comes from that part of the world
    (confession time) but one that has a proper tin roof (stated for
    Lotte's benefit).

    Quoted message said:

    A parts supplier for that brand of car has offered to sell me a bike:

    Quoted message said:

    http://tinyurl.com/28wh72

    Quoted message said:

    A$1,900 + freight from the UK + GST

    Quoted message said:

    For a bike from Denmark

    Quoted message said:

    Hmmm, N+1?

    Denmark is where "our Mary" lives, Sweden is where Saabs, Vovos and
    Chefs come from

    Quoted message said:

    And they sell model Volvos for the children:

    Quoted message said:

    http://tinyurl.com/2yu35r

    Quoted message said:

    SteveA

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    - Show quoted text -

    Quote from a Dane: "Volvos are a byproduct of the Swedish armaments
    industry that soft-minded people mistake for cars".

    I just traded my old 240 wagon this arvi for a Honda Jazz. Sniff ...
    end of an era. Still got the other Volvo though.

    Donga

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