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John Wright
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On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 21:56:13 +0100, Steve Firth <%steve%@malloc.co.uk>
wrote:
>On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 21:20:49 +0100, Tom Crispin wrote:
>
>> What would you prefer to come across:
>>
>> 1. As a pedestrian walking on a footway, a cyclist knowingly cycling
>> on the pavement?
>>
>> 2. As a cyclist riding on a mandatory cycle lane, a motorist
>> unknowingly driving in the cycle lane?
>
>3. Anna Friel's breasts?
Morphing can do a lot - a quote from Scarlett Johansson's section on
IMDB goes:
I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest
photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I
screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn't believe it. It's very
strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus. My breasts were
huge. I had long hair and my goodness, I couldn't get past the
cleavage.
I'd prefer her anyway...
--
John Wright
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
wrote:
>On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 21:20:49 +0100, Tom Crispin wrote:
>
>> What would you prefer to come across:
>>
>> 1. As a pedestrian walking on a footway, a cyclist knowingly cycling
>> on the pavement?
>>
>> 2. As a cyclist riding on a mandatory cycle lane, a motorist
>> unknowingly driving in the cycle lane?
>
>3. Anna Friel's breasts?
Morphing can do a lot - a quote from Scarlett Johansson's section on
IMDB goes:
I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest
photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I
screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn't believe it. It's very
strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus. My breasts were
huge. I had long hair and my goodness, I couldn't get past the
cleavage.
I'd prefer her anyway...
--
John Wright
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx