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  1. Quick link for the impatient: http://www.fastsize.com/?rid=3226

    [The added code in the url (?rid=3226) unables visitors following the eBay
    links to "steal your time". It will allocate extra bandwitdh for you while
    you are browsing the site.]

    Hello!

    My name is Harry Manring (visit my personal home page, link at the bottom).
    I am a professional penis enlargement consultant. If you happen to be
    equipped with a tiny school-boy [censored], don't despair. The revolutionary
    method of penile traction has proved to be the permanently lasting cure for
    undersized "captains", now realized by the FastSize-Extender.

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    Learn more at http://www.fastsize.com/?rid=3226 or read the quick facts
    below.

    How does the FastSize-Extender work?

    Let's start by looking at the anatomy of the penis. The penis comprises of
    three structures: two large chambers on the top of the penis (the Corpus
    Cavernosum) and one smaller chamber on the bottom (the Corpus Spongiosum).
    These three chambers contain spaces between networks of tissue. So when the
    penis is in a resting state (or flaccid), the spaces are reduced and the
    tissue is condensed. However during erection, the blood flows into the
    chambers causing the penis to be enlarged, hardened and elevated.

    The amount of blood these chambers can hold determines the size of the
    penis. Penis enlargement can then be achieved by expanding the actual
    blood-holding capacity of the chambers. These chambers, in turn, can be
    increased and developed that may result in gains in penile length and
    girth.

    The FastSize-Extender uses traction to assist the human body's natural
    ability to change and develop under physical influence. By exposing to a
    constant, permanent stretch, the cells in the chambers begin to divide and
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    hold more blood than it could before. As a result, enlargement can be
    noticed in both length and width (girth) of the penis.

    The FastSize-Extender can be used any time of the day for various time
    intervals, as you please. It is not necessary to ear the FastSize-Extender
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    using the FastSize-Extender does not result in "losing" part of the
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    Thank you for your time,

    Harry Manring
    My personal home page: http://www.freewebs.com/harrymanring
    E-mail me at: [email hidden]

  2. Harry Manring wrote:
    <spam snipped>

    Appropriate content for someone distributing a load of bollocks.

  3. In article <[email hidden]>, Harry Manring

    Quoted message said:

    If you happen to be equipped with a tiny school-boy [censored], don't
    despair. The revolutionary method of penile traction has proved to
    be the permanently lasting cure for undersized "captains", now
    realized by the FastSize-Extender.

    Will it be long and strong enough to drive a third pedal?

    --
    T h e - e x t e n d e r ! ! ! !

  4. Harry Manring said:

    I am a professional penis enlargement consultant

    Canm you enlarge amateur penises as well, Harry? How can I tell
    whether mine is professional or not?
    --
    Best Regards
    Richard

  5. Richard Lucas said:

    On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:32:15 +0000 (UTC), Harry Manring
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I am a professional penis enlargement consultant

    Quoted message said:

    Canm you enlarge amateur penises as well, Harry? How can I tell
    whether mine is professional or not?

    Does it get paid?

    Roos

  6. Roos Eisma said:
    Richard Lucas said:

    On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:32:15 +0000 (UTC), Harry Manring
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I am a professional penis enlargement consultant

    Quoted message said:

    Canm you enlarge amateur penises as well, Harry? How can I tell
    whether mine is professional or not?

    Does it get paid?


    Good point. Right, so it's amateur - Harry? Answer please - ITWSBT.
    --
    Best Regards
    Richard

  7. Roos Eisma said:
    Richard Lucas said:

    On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:32:15 +0000 (UTC), Harry Manring
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I am a professional penis enlargement consultant

    Quoted message said:

    Canm you enlarge amateur penises as well, Harry? How can I tell
    whether mine is professional or not?

    Does it get paid?

    Reminds me of a news item on Today a couple of weeks ago where they
    cited a study that "sperm donors are mainly middle aged men and not, as
    most people think, hard up students"

    --
    Tony

    "I did make a mistake once - I thought I'd made a mistake but I hadn't"
    Anon

  8. Harry Manring said:

    Hello!

    My name is Harry Manring (visit my personal home page, link at the bottom).
    I am a professional penis enlargement consultant.

    Not me, Harry. I'm hung like a donkey. In fact, it keeps getting
    caught in the chain and I think I may be wearing the wrong type of
    shorts. Can you help?

  9. "Zog The Undeniable" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:43501b18.0@entanet...

    Quoted message said:
    Harry Manring said:

    Hello!

    My name is Harry Manring (visit my personal home page, link at the
    bottom). I am a professional penis enlargement consultant.

    Not me, Harry. I'm hung like a donkey. In fact, it keeps getting caught
    in the chain and I think I may be wearing the wrong type of shorts. Can
    you help?

    Perhaps you should try a Penny Farthing. There is no chain to caught in. I
    hope it doesn't just drag along the ground! How is Mrs Zog?

  10. Peter Goddard said:

    Perhaps you should try a Penny Farthing. There is no chain to caught in.

    But consider the location of the seat, just above the wheel. Now think of
    the spokes going thwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwap

    Uuuuughhhhhhh!

  11. Mike Causer said:
    Quoted message said:

    Perhaps you should try a Penny Farthing. There is no chain to caught in.

    But consider the location of the seat, just above the wheel. Now think of
    the spokes going thwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwap

    Mmmmm. Ooooooooo. Ahhhhhhhh.

  12. Mike Causer said:
    Peter Goddard said:

    Perhaps you should try a Penny Farthing. There is no chain to caught
    in.

    But consider the location of the seat, just above the wheel. Now
    think of the spokes going
    thwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwap

    Enough gentle thwapping and it would be in danger of catching on overhead
    power lines with all the stimulation. That /wouldn't/ be nice.
    --
    Ambrose

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