Cyclists' Chat-Up Lines

Richard Bates said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

Hello Duck, Get yer cranks out :-D (assuming a female here)

Richard Bates said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

Fancy a [censored]?

Richard Bates said:

What's your chat-up
line?

Would you like me to pump your tubes up?

I WILL get my coat.

Jack Ouzzi said:

Quoted message said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

Hello Duck, Get yer cranks out :-D (assuming a female here)

Most of us would be fibbing if we used this but how about:

"Hello love, I'm Nipples Colyer, p'raps you've heard of me?"

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Email address is spam trapped, to reply directly remove the beverage.

Richard Bates said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

Apologies in advance for seemingly excessive treacle content, but it's
pretty much on the mark...

"Hi Roos!"

Pete.
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Richard Bates said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

Do you like marmite?

Doki said:

Richard Bates said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along
comes the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your
chat-up line?

Do you like marmite?

Izzat what Latin teachers refer to as "a question expecting the answer
'no'"?

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Peter Clinch said:

Apologies in advance for seemingly excessive treacle content, but it's
pretty much on the mark...

"Hi Roos!"

Apology _not_ accepted!

</cleans vomit off keyboard>

Richard Bates said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

Can you ride tandem?

James
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by treading on the toes of giants.
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Quoted message said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

Do you cum here often? Can I sniff your saddle?

Sorry.

Response to Richard Bates:

Quoted message said:

along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

Inna Max Miller stylee: Let=3Fs Have A Ride On Your Bicycle.

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James Annan said:

Can you ride tandem?

Is the correct answer :-)

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Richard Bates said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along
comes the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your
chat-up line?

Apologies in advance for seemingly excessive treacle content, but it's
pretty much on the mark...

"Hi Roos!"

I thought I was supposed to be the smug one?

Mind you, you have cause.

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Just zis Guy said:

James Annan said:

Can you ride tandem?

Is the correct answer :-)

Unless its a solo you've just parked :-(

John B

Richard Bates said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along

comes

Quoted message said:

the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

this time next year let us be cycling together

🙂
james

Quoted message said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

That's an awfully big inner tube you've got. May I have a closer look?

Of course, I would only be saying this to my husband :-)

Cheers, helen s

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Quoted message said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

I do like a man with a full-length pump. None of this little mini-pumps for me.

Again - only to my husband :-)

Cheers, helen s

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Quoted message said:

You are at the Sheffield stands locking your bike up, when along comes
the most fanciable cyclist you have ever met. What's your chat-up
line?

You can clip into my cleats anytime big boy... to husband, of course

Cheers, helen s

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Quoted message said:

this time next year let us be cycling together

🙂
james

Now that is a clever one. To be said in Japan, methinks.

Cheers, helen s

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