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  1. I was walking along St Kilda Rd this morning and saw a chick on a bike being
    issued a ticket by a motorcycle police officer. She had been pulled over
    right in front of the Melburnian and I can only assume that she turned left
    into the St Kilda Rd bike lane from the side street next the the Melburnian
    and failed to stop at the stop sign. I was hoping that she might get caught
    at the lights near the Arts Centre so that I could ask her what she got
    booked for but I lucked out.

    Anyone in here know who she is and what she was booked for??

    Gags

  2. Gags said:

    I was walking along St Kilda Rd this morning and saw a chick on a bike being
    issued a ticket by a motorcycle police officer. She had been pulled over
    right in front of the Melburnian and I can only assume that she turned left
    into the St Kilda Rd bike lane from the side street next the the Melburnian
    and failed to stop at the stop sign. I was hoping that she might get caught
    at the lights near the Arts Centre so that I could ask her what she got
    booked for but I lucked out.

    Anyone in here know who she is and what she was booked for??

    Gags

    There's been a bit of a ``crackdown'' in the CBD recently. I had a gal
    come into work who'd been booked in the CBD for rolling over the line
    while stoped at a red light.

    And one of the no helmet loonies I know has been booked 3 times in the
    last month!

    Cheers

    Joel

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  3. Joel Mayes said:

    There's been a bit of a ``crackdown'' in the CBD recently. I had a gal
    come into work who'd been booked in the CBD for rolling over the line
    while stoped at a red light.

    Well I hope there's a "crackdown" on all the _hundreds_ of motorists who do
    the same thing every day!! Not to mention the _thousands of 'right-turn red'
    runners_ all over the city, every day!!

    Sheesh!
    --
    Cheers
    Peter

    ~~~ ~ _@
    ~~ ~ _- \,
    ~~ (*)/ (*)

  4. Joel Mayes said:

    There's been a bit of a ``crackdown'' in the CBD recently. I had a gal
    come into work who'd been booked in the CBD for rolling over the line
    while stoped at a red light.

    Just like the crackdown along St Kilda Rd before/during/after the Comms Games last year.

  5. PeteSig said:
    Joel Mayes said:

    There's been a bit of a ``crackdown'' in the CBD recently. I had a gal
    come into work who'd been booked in the CBD for rolling over the line
    while stoped at a red light.

    Well I hope there's a "crackdown" on all the _hundreds_ of motorists who do
    the same thing every day!! Not to mention the _thousands of 'right-turn red'
    runners_ all over the city, every day!!

    Sheesh!
    --
    Cheers
    Peter

    ~~~ ~ _@
    ~~ ~ _- \,
    ~~ (*)/ (*)

    and the pedestrians crossing against the light at every intersection
    and pedestrian crossing in the CBD. Especially @ Flinders Street
    Station.

    phillip brown

  6. phillip brown said:
    PeteSig said:
    Joel Mayes said:

    There's been a bit of a ``crackdown'' in the CBD recently. I had a gal
    come into work who'd been booked in the CBD for rolling over the line
    while stoped at a red light.


    Well I hope there's a "crackdown" on all the _hundreds_ of motorists who do
    the same thing every day!! Not to mention the _thousands of 'right-turn red'
    runners_ all over the city, every day!!

    Sheesh!
    --
    Cheers
    Peter

    ~~~ ~ _@
    ~~ ~ _- \,
    ~~ (*)/ (*)

    and the pedestrians crossing against the light at every intersection
    and pedestrian crossing in the CBD. Especially @ Flinders Street
    Station.

    phillip brown

    Yes everybody who breaks every law should be booked everytime (not just
    having a go at you here Phillip). And we should have a police force of
    100,000 to achieve this. Or they can do the various blitzes to raise
    some of these things in the public consciousness and hopefully the
    message sticks.

    daveB

  7. PeteSig said:


    Joel Mayes said:

    There's been a bit of a ``crackdown'' in the CBD recently. I had a gal
    come into work who'd been booked in the CBD for rolling over the line
    while stoped at a red light.

    Well I hope there's a "crackdown" on all the _hundreds_ of motorists who do
    the same thing every day!! Not to mention the _thousands of 'right-turn red'
    runners_ all over the city, every day!!

    Sheesh!

    What! The police treat motorist and bicyclist equally!

    :-)

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  8. Joel Mayes said:

    What! The police treat motorist and bicyclist equally!

    :-)

    Good Lord no. There's much more money to be made from motorists, and you
    don't need any expensive personal interaction. Flash for cash and your
    points are in the mail.

    They actually have to stop and talk to a cyclist, handwrite a ticket, get
    the details entered into the computer back in the office. How inefficient is
    that?

    Theo

  9. Theo Bekkers said:
    Joel Mayes said:

    What! The police treat motorist and bicyclist equally!

    Quoted message said:

    :-)

    Good Lord no. There's much more money to be made from motorists, and you
    don't need any expensive personal interaction. Flash for cash and your
    points are in the mail.

    They actually have to stop and talk to a cyclist, handwrite a ticket, get
    the details entered into the computer back in the office. How inefficient is
    that?

    Theo

    Bicycle registration and numberplates is the obvious answer, but how
    to mount the front one for forward facing speed cameras?

  10. [email hidden said:

    "]

    Bicycle registration and numberplates is the obvious answer, but how
    to mount the front one for forward facing speed cameras?

    Oh [censored], sound the claxon!

  11. Quoted message said:

    Theo Bekkers wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Good Lord no. There's much more money to be made from motorists, and
    you don't need any expensive personal interaction. Flash for cash
    and your points are in the mail.

    They actually have to stop and talk to a cyclist, handwrite a
    ticket, get the details entered into the computer back in the
    office. How inefficient is that?

    Quoted message said:

    Bicycle registration and numberplates is the obvious answer, but how
    to mount the front one for forward facing speed cameras?

    When I was a teenager I paid rego, 2/6 or 25 cents in todays terminology,
    more than a week's pocket money. The single plate was mounted on the
    crossbar. The only cameras around were Box Brownies.

    Theo

  12. Theo Bekkers said:
    Quoted message said:

    Theo Bekkers wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Good Lord no. There's much more money to be made from motorists, and
    you don't need any expensive personal interaction. Flash for cash
    and your points are in the mail.

    They actually have to stop and talk to a cyclist, handwrite a
    ticket, get the details entered into the computer back in the
    office. How inefficient is that?

    Quoted message said:

    Bicycle registration and numberplates is the obvious answer, but how
    to mount the front one for forward facing speed cameras?

    When I was a teenager I paid rego, 2/6 or 25 cents in todays terminology,
    more than a week's pocket money. The single plate was mounted on the
    crossbar. The only cameras around were Box Brownies.

    Theo

    Did you have to stand still for a few seconds so the speed camera shots
    wouldn't be blurry?

    Dorf

  13. On Sep 28, 10:20 am, cfsmtb <cfsmtb.2xl...@no-

    mx.forums.cyclingforums.com said:
    Quoted message said:

    Bicycle registration and numberplates is the obvious answer, but how
    to mount the front one for forward facing speed cameras?

    Oh [censored], sound the claxon!

    --
    cfsmtb

    'Twas TIC, but you're right, I probably shouldn't give them ideas.

  14. Dorfus Dippintush said:

    Theo Bekkers wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    When I was a teenager I paid rego, 2/6 or 25 cents in todays
    terminology, more than a week's pocket money. The single plate was
    mounted on the crossbar. The only cameras around were Box Brownies.

    Quoted message said:

    Did you have to stand still for a few seconds so the speed camera
    shots wouldn't be blurry?

    You don't remember amphometers?

    Theo

  15. Theo Bekkers said:
    Dorfus Dippintush said:

    Theo Bekkers wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    When I was a teenager I paid rego, 2/6 or 25 cents in todays
    terminology, more than a week's pocket money. The single plate was
    mounted on the crossbar. The only cameras around were Box Brownies.

    Quoted message said:

    Did you have to stand still for a few seconds so the speed camera
    shots wouldn't be blurry?

    You don't remember amphometers?

    Theo

    Are they those things they used to lay at fixed distances across the road?

    Dorf

  16. Dorfus Dippintush said:

    Theo Bekkers wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You don't remember amphometers?

    Quoted message said:

    Are they those things they used to lay at fixed distances across the
    road?

    Yup, they had to divert the traffic for a half hour while they set them up.
    Before that you had a copper in the witness box who would say "Your Honour,
    I estimated the defendant's speed to be 82 mph, based on my 22 years of
    guessing this stuff".

    Theo

  17. In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden]
    says...

    Quoted message said:

    You don't remember amphometers?

    The Amphometer is obviously much out of date, it obviously doesn't work
    properly anymore, as its name should now be akphometer....

    I also remember the joke:

    Q. What's long black and thin and has a c**t at the end of it?

    A. An amphometer

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