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  1. Hi, Apologies if this breaks ng protocol...ut I just thought it was something we should all be aware
    of..... ;-P Dave.

    Don't know if I can do this or if it breaks protocols (apologies if it does)...but it made me smile
    and I thought I'd share it... Enjoy, Dave.

    ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jacqui Caren" <[email hidden]> Newsgroups:
    uk.rec.cars.maintenance Sent: Saturday, June 28, 2003 4:25 PM Subject: Re: Nitrogen tyre filling
    at Kwik Fit

    Quoted message said:

    "Makhno" <[email hidden]> wrote in :"]news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    What? You've never heard of Gordon Brown's "Breath Tax"? I've been practising for when it gets
    implemented.

    I heard if this - its also called (unofficially) the "bicycle tax" - I have lost the URL to the
    .gov.uk document though...

    Quoted message said:

    Company cars are already taxed on their CO2 emissions, so why not people?

    Not people - just pedal cyclists - evidently pedalling to work and back generates a lot of waste
    gas which is polluting the environment and because it is transport they had decided to tax
    cyclists as an easy target.

    Quoted message said:

    Reducing breaths will be a money-saving measure.

    Yes - they are going to stick every cyclist in the country on a rolling road and measure the
    'emmisions' (front and rear) and if they exceed set limits you get moved up a tax band. Currently
    the proposed bands are

    Taxation class A) "super fit git" - does over 100 miles per week.

    Taxation class B) "fit git" - cycles to work every day

    Taxation class C) "lazy student" - cycles to and from school or college

    Taxation class D) "fat weekender" - leisure cycling on weekends.

    Taxation class E) "fat [censored]" - has leccy bike

    E get charged 40UKP per year, D=50, C=75, B=100 and A=150 because they waste so much
    "extra" oxygen.

    People with only one lung get a discount so I suppose you can get an "op" which will save you up
    to 110 a year...

    Jacqui

    p.s. none of the above is real - it is just another of my sad whimsies - unless some sick sod who
    works for the tax office sees it and decides to propose it as his "brilliant idea" :-(

    ....hope no-one's spotted it at the tax office!!!

  2. Dave said:

    Taxation class A) "super fit git" - does over 100 miles per week.

    Taxation class B) "fit git" - cycles to work every day

    Taxation class C) "lazy student" - cycles to and from school or college

    Taxation class D) "fat weekender" - leisure cycling on weekends.

    Taxation class E) "fat [censored]" - has leccy bike>

    People with only one lung get a discount so I suppose you can get an "op" which will save you up to
    110 a year...

    Hi Jacqui

    Have you deliberately omitted the category Taxation Class F: "Fatbirdonabike"?

    Regards Jacques

    PS Currently ducking for cover.

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  3. Quoted message said:

    PS Currently ducking for cover.

    Beware low-flying paving slabs ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

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  4. Why don't we do some sums to calculate the correct 'tax rate'. Doubtless others will have more
    accurate figures but may I suggest the following as a start. (Yes I do realise all this is
    just in fun!).

    Fit cyclist, lung capacity 4 litres, riding at normal commuting speeds using 50% of maximum capacity
    taking 15 breaths per minute = 30 litres of air a minute inhaled and exhaled. Oxygen to CO2
    conversion rate about 16-12 % (exhaled air still contains about 12% oxygen which is why mouth to
    mouth resisciation works) = 1.2 litres of CO2 produced a minute.

    Car: 1500cc engine with a volumetic efficiency of 90%, running at average of 2000 RPM with a 1:4
    combustion cycle and an O2 to CO2 conversion rate of 99%. (You can't resucitate someone with car
    exhaust fumes!). This give (1.5 x .90 x .25) x 2000 x .16 = 108 litres C02 minute.

    (As a cross check, if we assume a fit cyclist produces 0.2 HP on average and a small car in town
    uses 20 HP on average to accelerate, haul its weight around etc, we also see a 100:1 difference in
    the energy consumption).

    It might be argued that a car might go further in a minute then a bike. Then again it might just be
    sitting in a traffic jam and in reality in towns a bike journey will usually take less time then a
    car journey of the same distance).

    The above suggests 'breath tax' should be 1/100 of that for a motor vehicle. However, a car driver
    also breaths so it is the extra C02 the cyclist is producing that we are interested in, therefore so
    lets adopt a nominal 1/200 factor.

    As a vehicle licence is for most vehicles less then £140 year our 'breath tax' should' be set to
    about 70p per year.

    However, we still need to factor in other costs and pollutants produced by vehicles such as the
    emission of C0, particulates, nitrogen dioxide etc. Plus the costs on society of congestion, the
    costs on society of road killings and injuries. Plus the costs on the health service that result
    from sedentary, car bound lifestyles. Plus something to take into account the social and personal
    costs of car use such as the fear of traffic, the lack of freedom and opportunities for independence
    enjoyed by children, noise, the degredation in the quality of life for those affected by the car use
    of others etc.

    In short cyclists should welcome a 70p per year 'breath tax' as long as this comes as part of a move
    towards all road users paying the 'real' cost of their preferred mode of transport. This is
    especially the case given that, currently, the car user bears nowhere near the true cost on society
    of their car use (With the average subsidy per car, even taking into account fuel duty an so on,
    being over £1500 per year and as high as £3- £5 per mile in a congested inner city).

  5. [email hidden] (Howard) wrote in :"]news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    As a vehicle licence is for most vehicles less then œ140 year our 'breath tax' should' be set to
    about 70p per year.

    Plus the overhead to cover the administrative costs of collecting said 70p. By current level of
    government efficiency, that would take it to about 100 quid per year ;-)

    Have fun!

    Graeme

  6. "Howard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Why don't we do some sums to calculate the correct 'tax rate'. Doubtless others will have more
    accurate figures but may I suggest the following as a start. (Yes I do realise all this is just
    in fun!).

    Fit cyclist, lung capacity 4 litres, riding at normal commuting speeds using 50% of maximum
    capacity taking 15 breaths per minute = 30 litres of air a minute inhaled and exhaled. Oxygen to
    CO2 conversion rate about 16-12 % (exhaled air still contains about 12% oxygen which is why mouth
    to mouth resisciation works) = 1.2 litres of CO2 produced a minute.

    Car: 1500cc engine with a volumetic efficiency of 90%, running at average of 2000 RPM with a 1:4
    combustion cycle and an O2 to CO2 conversion rate of 99%. (You can't resucitate someone with car
    exhaust fumes!). This give (1.5 x .90 x .25) x 2000 x .16 = 108 litres C02 minute.

    (As a cross check, if we assume a fit cyclist produces 0.2 HP on average and a small car in town
    uses 20 HP on average to accelerate, haul its weight around etc, we also see a 100:1 difference in
    the energy consumption).

    It might be argued that a car might go further in a minute then a bike. Then again it might just
    be sitting in a traffic jam and in reality in towns a bike journey will usually take less time
    then a car journey of the same distance).

    The above suggests 'breath tax' should be 1/100 of that for a motor vehicle. However, a car driver
    also breaths so it is the extra C02 the cyclist is producing that we are interested in, therefore
    so lets adopt a nominal 1/200 factor.

    As a vehicle licence is for most vehicles less then £140 year our 'breath tax' should' be set to
    about 70p per year.

    However, we still need to factor in other costs and pollutants produced by vehicles such as the
    emission of C0, particulates, nitrogen dioxide etc. Plus the costs on society of congestion, the
    costs on society of road killings and injuries. Plus the costs on the health service that result
    from sedentary, car bound lifestyles. Plus something to take into account the social and personal
    costs of car use such as the fear of traffic, the lack of freedom and opportunities for
    independence enjoyed by children, noise, the degredation in the quality of life for those affected
    by the car use of others etc.


    <snip>

    ...and of course the cost of the pollution generated in originally making the vehicle in the
    first place....

    I love it when somebody can actually be arsed to make the effort with something like this!! Many
    thanks Howard, Dave. ;-)

  7. Dave said:


    "Howard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Why don't we do some sums to calculate the correct 'tax rate'. Doubtless others will have more
    accurate figures but may I suggest the following as a start. (Yes I do realise all this is just
    in fun!).

    Fit cyclist, lung capacity 4 litres,...

    <snip>

    Quoted message said:


    I love it when somebody can actually be arsed to make the effort with something like this!!

    Would anybody care to try an "energy budget" for washing up after every meal, or using disposable
    plates and cutlery?

    Lots of variables - energy needed to produce bottle of washing up liquid, pump the water, heat the
    water, etc. on one side - or the "cost" of manufacture of paper plates (don't forget the energy
    needed to produce the bleach used to prepare the wood pulp, etc)...

    --
    MatSav

  8. "MatSav" <matthew D O T savage A T felthamscouts DOT org D O T uk> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Dave said:


    "Howard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Why don't we do some sums to calculate the correct 'tax rate'. Doubtless others will have more
    accurate figures but may I suggest the following as a start. (Yes I do realise all this is just
    in fun!).

    Fit cyclist, lung capacity 4 litres,...

    <snip>

    Quoted message said:


    I love it when somebody can actually be arsed to make the effort with something like this!!

    Would anybody care to try an "energy budget" for washing up after every meal, or using disposable
    plates and cutlery?

    Lots of variables - energy needed to produce bottle of washing up liquid, pump the water, heat the
    water, etc. on one side - or the "cost" of manufacture of paper plates (don't forget the energy
    needed to produce the bleach used to prepare the wood pulp, etc)...

    --
    MatSav

    Bit far OT that one Matt. Think it's already been done over on
    "uk.rec.washingup"....probably ;-) Dave.

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