Hi, Apologies if this breaks ng protocol...ut I just thought it was something we should all be aware
of..... ;-P Dave.
Don't know if I can do this or if it breaks protocols (apologies if it does)...but it made me smile
and I thought I'd share it... Enjoy, Dave.
----- Original Message ----- From: "Jacqui Caren" <[email hidden]> Newsgroups:
uk.rec.cars.maintenance Sent: Saturday, June 28, 2003 4:25 PM Subject: Re: Nitrogen tyre filling
at Kwik Fit
Quoted message said:"Makhno" <[email hidden]> wrote in :"]news:[email hidden]:
Quoted message said:What? You've never heard of Gordon Brown's "Breath Tax"? I've been practising for when it gets
implemented.I heard if this - its also called (unofficially) the "bicycle tax" - I have lost the URL to the
.gov.uk document though...Quoted message said:Company cars are already taxed on their CO2 emissions, so why not people?
Not people - just pedal cyclists - evidently pedalling to work and back generates a lot of waste
gas which is polluting the environment and because it is transport they had decided to tax
cyclists as an easy target.Quoted message said:Reducing breaths will be a money-saving measure.
Yes - they are going to stick every cyclist in the country on a rolling road and measure the
'emmisions' (front and rear) and if they exceed set limits you get moved up a tax band. Currently
the proposed bands areTaxation class A) "super fit git" - does over 100 miles per week.
Taxation class B) "fit git" - cycles to work every day
Taxation class C) "lazy student" - cycles to and from school or college
Taxation class D) "fat weekender" - leisure cycling on weekends.
Taxation class E) "fat [censored]" - has leccy bike
E get charged 40UKP per year, D=50, C=75, B=100 and A=150 because they waste so much
"extra" oxygen.People with only one lung get a discount so I suppose you can get an "op" which will save you up
to 110 a year...Jacqui
p.s. none of the above is real - it is just another of my sad whimsies - unless some sick sod who
works for the tax office sees it and decides to propose it as his "brilliant idea" :-(
....hope no-one's spotted it at the tax office!!!