What kind of jokes do you know in connection with cycling, or bicyclers?
Q: Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
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What kind of jokes do you know in connection with cycling, or bicyclers?
Q: Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Thats funny! 🙂
Nice one! I read one and have been telling it to people for a while which is in similar vein. Comes off better when you say it though.
Q: Why can't bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's too tired.
Those jokes are funny! haha. Here is one that is funny but true.
Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?
A: You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
It's always great to have company in both activities. Haha. It also needs lots of energy. Haha.
A biker was riding down the street and on his back he had a note saying "if you can read this than my mrs has fallen off!!!!
I like y'all's jokes! I usually love puns!
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
…and to think I only met you after bringing my bike in so you could set my wheels straight. True love!
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