Cycling is better than sex

Quoted post said:

Originally posted by Spider1977
OK cycle trainers. Be honest. Would you prefer to go on good hard ride on the road bike or have sex.

This one is for boys and girls to answer.

Why choose? (Why not both?) 😄

I've been married for 30 years, this is a silly question.....

except for when the magpies are swooping, then you gotta get a sweat up some how, I guess sex is as good an activity as any.

Quoted post said:

Originally posted by Spider1977
OK cycle trainers. Be honest. Would you prefer to go on good hard ride on the road bike or have sex.

This one is for boys and girls to answer.

How about being ridden hard by a sexy female cyclist. Compromise is great😉

My bike never has a headache, and I can last a lot longer on the bike.

just a thought... have your wife ride in front of your bike butt naked. It's the carrot before the horse theory... you are guaranteed to finish that course faster than you ever have (great cardio workout) and you both get rewarded at the end.

Quoted post said:

Originally posted by kylefox
just a thought... have your wife ride in front of your bike butt naked. It's the carrot before the horse theory... you are guaranteed to finish that course faster than you ever have (great cardio workout) and you both get rewarded at the end.

That would only work if she can ride at least as fast as you can, and she either considers riding suitable foreplay, or wants to stay away. Otherwise neither of you are going to get to the end. Nice try though. 😉

By the way, the number and percentage of "Can't recall" votes is rather scary... :eek:

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Originally posted by ebrunner
My bike never has a headache, and I can last a lot longer on the bike.

Yeah, but my bike has flats. You know the feeling just when you get into a rhythm you have to dismount make repairs and start over.Try putting mirrors around your bedroom. It probably won't help but you can see her headache from 15 different angles.

I've never cum from riding a bike.

Maybe I'm just not into cycling enough.

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Originally posted by jhuskey
Yeah, but my bike has flats. You know the feeling just when you get into a rhythm you have to dismount make repairs and start over.Try putting mirrors around your bedroom. It probably won't help but you can see her headache from 15 different angles.

Yes, it certainly is beneficial when your tire is pumped up. Fortunately, I don't get flat tires, it's just that the bloody tire wears out too quickly.

The mirror suggestion sounds good; unfortunately I don't think it will enhance bedroom endurance, although it will help me to examine my form, and smooth out my stroke.

Quoted post said:

Originally posted by kylefox
just a thought... have your wife ride in front of your bike butt naked. It's the carrot before the horse theory... you are guaranteed to finish that course faster than you ever have (great cardio workout) and you both get rewarded at the end.

I think she should at least be allowed to wear shorts w/ chamois. Delicate parts and all😉.

Quoted post said:

Originally posted by Mouse Potato
That would only work if she can ride at least as fast as you can, and she either considers riding suitable foreplay, or wants to stay away. Otherwise neither of you are going to get to the end. Nice try though. 😉

one word tandom (G)

bike all the way...we'll for the time i'm single!!! ;-)

Quoted post said:

Originally posted by kylefox
just a thought... have your wife ride in front of your bike butt naked. It's the carrot before the horse theory... you are guaranteed to finish that course faster than you ever have (great cardio workout) and you both get rewarded at the end.

This fails to account for the fact that at least some of us ride our bikes for hours on end to ESCAPE our wives. ;->

yeah, why not both. I've dont it often enough, either before or after being on the bike. somehow after a long bike ride I always feel up to a wife ride. 😄

headaches ???? I've only been married 3 months, she does not know what a headache is yet. hehehe

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Originally posted by ouzo
yeah, why not both. I've dont it often enough, either before or after being on the bike. somehow after a long bike ride I always feel up to a wife ride. 😄

headaches ???? I've only been married 3 months, she does not know what a headache is yet. hehehe

The difference between a wife and a flat on your bike!
After two years the flat still sucks.🙁

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Originally posted by stevek
one word tandom (G)

Interesting typo... were you thinking "tandem", or "condom"? 😉

Quoted post said:

Originally posted by djg21
This fails to account for the fact that at least some of us ride our bikes for hours on end to ESCAPE our wives. ;->

So follow stevek's suggestion, but put your wife on the back. 😄

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Originally posted by ouzo
headaches ???? I've only been married 3 months, she does not know what a headache is yet. hehehe [/B]

Ah - the joys of youth🙄

If you want to reproduce children - sex is better

If you want to reproduce your best TT performance - cycling is better